
May 2020 be completely purrrrfect!
RESIST!!
It’s a nauseous day here at the CatBox. It’s also a WWWendy day, so I’ll just get my work done as quickly as I can. May 2020 be a better year for us all.
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 5:27 (average 5:38). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Cartoon:

Poll:
I apologize for leaving the old poll up so long. I conceived it poorly and became tied up in medical mayhem, so I never got around to replacing it, as I should have long ago. I have replaced it now, and if anyone wishes to view the results and comments from the old poll, click here.
Short Takes:
From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): Why I’m Still Hopeful About America with Robert Reich
I know I always say the Reich on the left, Robert Reich, is right. However, I’m not confident this time. The Reich on the right, the Republican Reich, has done more damage to the US and the world than it ever has, is more evil that it has ever been, and has more power to rig elections than ever before. Nevertheless… never give up! RESIST!!
From YouTube (CNN Channel): Protests continue at US embassy in Baghdad
It appears that Trump* and the Republican Reich are trying to start a war to distract attention from the many crimes that surround them at home. RESIST!!
From YouTube (a blast from the past): You Keep Me Hangin’ On
Ah… the memories! RESIST!!
It’s New Year’s Eve here in the CatBox, and this is my my only article today. It’s a slow news day, and I’m tired. Tonight can be dangerous with drunken Republicans on the roads. If you can, stay home. If not, stay safe.
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 4:13 (average 5:59). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Cartoon:

Short Takes:
From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): How Citizens United Got Us Trump with Robert Reich
Of course the Reich on the Left, Robert Reich, is right. The Reich on the right, the Republican Reich, has become an alliance of greedy billionaires, who have sold us out to purveyors of hatred and lies to motivate their deplorable base. Dump the Republican Reich forever! RESIST!!
From YouTube (CNN Channel): Joe Biden pitches unexpected running mate
Considering all the crimes that the Republican Reich have committed against the American people, can Democrats even consider nominating a man, who would consider a Republican VP? If he won, Ammosexual Republicans would flock from all over the country to punctuate Biden’s death warrant and criminally install a Republican in the White House again! How foolish can he get? RESIST!!
From YouTube (a blast from the past): Beach Boys-In My Room
Another favorite of mine from high school. Ah… the memories! RESIST!!
Fuhrer Drumpfenfarten, aka Bone Spurs, aka Putin’s Pet Pervert will now be known throughout eternity as Trump*. Therefore is it not appropriate to identify the lame attempts by Barrf, Bought Bitch Moscow Mitch, Faux Noise, and the rest of the criminal Republican Reich to justify those crimes as Bullshit”?
The New York Times has a comprehensive look this morning at the timeline and actions surrounding the withholding of aid to Ukraine, and I strongly suggest you read it all. But this was the ultimate in political appointees (most with personal and professional ties to Mick Mulvaney) creating rationales to justify whatever Trump wanted: Just ignore the law! Like the political operatives they are, they had little interest in whether there was a valid legal basis for their arguments, they just wanted something that sounded good enough to sell, and came up with something that cemented Trump’s vision of himself as a monarch, unaccountable to anyone:
By late summer, top lawyers at the budget office were developing a proposed legal justification for the hold, based in part on conversations with White House lawyers as well as the Justice Department.
Their argument was that lifting the hold would undermine Mr. Trump’s negotiating position in his efforts to fight corruption in Ukraine.
The president, the lawyers believed, could ignore the requirements of the Impoundment Control Act and continue to hold the aid by asserting constitutional commander in chief powers that give him authority over diplomacy. He could do so, they believed, if he determined that, based on existing circumstances, releasing the money would undermine military or diplomatic efforts.
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That certainly illustrated the need for more witnesses. The more we discover, the more pleased I an that Speaker Pelosi [D-CA] is standing up to Bought Bitch Moscow Mitch’s bullshit*!
It’s a busy day here in the CatBox, and the year is almost over. How much I have for the rest of the week will depend on two factors: my health and the availability of good material. Oh God it’s Monday!
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 4:28 (average 6:39). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Cartoon:

Religious Ecstasy:

What a wild finish, with ballsy moves by both teams. It’s a pity that someone had to lose.
Fantasy Football Report:
Here’s the final report of the season from our own fantasy football league.

Congrats to Vivian, WWWendy, and Patty Monster for winning their games.
Kudos to Vivian, me, and WWWendy for taking the first, second, and third place trophies. I’ll be in touch with our players in late spring/early summer with reminders for what we need to do for next season. In the meantime, we desperately need one or three more players for next season. Colleen? Pat? Anyone? Please?
Thank you all for a great season. We had a blast!
Short Takes:
From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): 24 MONTHS OF TRUMP’S MESS (2017-18) – a New Year Parody
Thanks Don. Frankly, I thing that border wall is a great idea. Build it around Trump*, Bought Bitch Moscow Mitch, pseudo-Christian Pence, Faux Noise, and more! RESIST!!
From YouTube (NBC News Channel): Australians Flee Devastating Wildfires As Thousands Of Koalas Feared Dead
Tears and prayers for our Aussie friends. This is the cost of ignoring climate change! RESIST!!
From YouTube (a blast from the past): Abraham. Martin, John & Bobby
This one still brings profound sadness. Ah… the memories! RESIST!!
This is my only article today. WWWendy is coming to the CatBox for chores and my de-stinking. We have lots to do. In addition my Broncos are televised this afternoon. I did manage to eat a small portion of beans and rice for lunch, a small portion of soup for supper and a small donut for breakfast. It’s a relief to go a whole day without throwing up for the first time in days! Go Broncos!
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 3:05 (average 4:53). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Cartoon:

Short Takes:
From Alternet: Republican Senators have not bought into Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s impeachment strategy as the Senate trial looms.
Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) explained the dynamic during an interview on the Connecticut Network.
“I’ve talked to anywhere from five to 10 of my colleagues who have very severe misgivings about the direction that Mitch McConnell is going in denying a full, fair proceeding with witnesses and documents. My hope is that they will say publicly what Sen. Murkowski did, and really hold Mitch McConnell accountable,” Blumenthal said, as reported by The Hill.
Earlier this week, Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) publicly questioned McConnell’s strategy during a Christmas Eve interview with local television station KTUU.
Republicans are consummate liars. I’ll believe this, if and only if they vote against Bought Bitch Moscow Mitch! RESIST!!
From YouTube (CNN Channel): NYPD stepping up presence in Brooklyn after a series of possible anti-Semitic hate crimes
It appears there are more Republican hate criminals in Brooklyn than I thought! RESIST!!
From YouTube (a blast from the past):
Ah… the memories! RESIST!!

Experts in autocracies have pointed out that it is, unfortunately, easy to slip into normalizing the tyrant, hence it is important to hang on to outrage. These incidents which seem to call for the efforts of the Greek Furies (Erinyes) to come and deal with them will, I hope, help with that. As a reminder, though no one really knows how many there were supposed to be, the three names we have are Alecto, Megaera, and Tisiphone. These roughly translate as “unceasing,” “grudging,” and “vengeful destruction.”
Everyone seems to be taking a day off, for various reasons – more or less holiday-related, though not all directly. I think I need one too, and I am certain that the furies need one. They have been pretty overworked for the last – well – more than three years. Closing in on four years, actually.
So, not to belabor the point, I am just going to share a reprint of reprints – a short look at articles The Conversation has come to write because of questions sent to them from children – children as young as six. Relax and enjoy the ride.
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Maggie Villiger, The Conversation
Out of the mouths of babes… comes a never-ending stream of questions.

So this year, The Conversation US jumped on a great idea dreamed up by our colleagues in Australia and launched a series of articles meant to answer questions kids ask, but that everyone probably wonders about. The Conversation’s editors collect children’s questions and then look for scholars who can provide clear answers based on their own research and expertise.
Below are a few of our favorite “Curious Kids” articles from the past year. And whatever your age, if you have a question you’d like an expert to answer in 2020, send it to curiouskidsus@theconversation.com. Curiosity has no age limit!
This one could only have come from an American kid. Marek, age 12, asked the question; history Ph.D. student Jonah Estess gave an answer.
It turns out that green ink is hard for counterfeiters to get right on their phony bills. And in the quirks-of-history department:
“Also, there was lots of green ink for the government to use when it started printing the money we have now. The green color also does not fade or decompose easily.”

Maybe Holly, age 14, got sick of adults yelling “turn that racket down” and decided to ask this question. Psychology researcher Frank McAndrew had some ideas for her.
As they age, brains get worse at telling apart chords, rhythms and melodies. Another factor: Grownups might gravitate to the music they listened to back when they were young and their emotions were more intense. Or it might come down to what’s called the “mere exposure effect” – just hearing something more tends to make you like it more.
“When you’re in your early teens, you probably spend a fair amount of time listening to music or watching music videos… For many people over 30, job and family obligations increase, so there’s less time to spend discovering new music.”
If you barely ever hear the latest bangers, you might not like them either.
Verity Mathis from the University of Florida’s Florida Museum of Natural History confirmed that Cora, age 9, was onto something with this question. Poop is a window into animals’ hidden lives.
“Scat can tell us a lot about an animal’s diet, habits and movement, so scientists like to study it both in nature and in the lab. Outdoors, scat can identify what animals are present in an area. Then researchers take it to a lab, dry it out and dissect it for clues about the animal’s diet.”
Researchers can even extract DNA from scat, a hands-off way to learn more about what’s going on with a particular population.

Our inbox suggests that kids are very interested in all things gross and smelly. Indiana University microbiologist Bill Sullivan took a stab at this question from Helen, age 6.
He points the finger (toe?) at a harmless type of bacteria that live all over people’s skin, happily eating up dead skin cells. The stinkiness problem arises inside your warm, moist shoes – conditions the bacteria love and take advantage of to chow down and multiply.
“Like anything else that eats, these bacteria make smelly waste. It is their waste that gives sweaty feet their funky odor: It contains stinky chemicals like those made by skunks and rotten eggs.”
Kids write in with big questions about how the Earth works, too. Sly, age 6, posed this one that many an adult relaxing at the shore might have wondered about.
University of Washington geomorphologist David Montgomery explained that there’s “more to beach sand than meets the eye.”
“It has stories to tell about the land, and an epic journey to the sea. That’s because mountains end their lives as sand on beaches.”
It’s a story of erosion. And the sizes, shapes and colors of the individual grains of sand you see can tell you about the kinds of rocks they originally came from.
Over the past year, we had a blast hunting down answers to about everything from stargazing with binoculars to why kids aren’t very patriotic these days to what makes pizza so infernally delicious. Thank you to all the kids who were curious enough to ask questions – and keep ‘em coming in the new year!
Editor’s note: This story is a roundup of articles from The Conversation’s archives.
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Maggie Villiger, Senior Science + Technology Editor, The Conversation
This article is republished from The Conversation under a Creative Commons license. Read the original article.
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Alecto, Megaera, and Tisiphone, the kids are all right. Anything you can do to help us keep it that way would be appreciated.
(Though, personally, I find that the older I get, the more I enjoy the work of 21st century classical composers, as well as some of the 20th century ones considered less “accessible.” But then, it’s been a long time since I thought I had to like something in order to appreciate its worth.)
The Furies and I will be back.
For those who do not know, “screw the pooch” comes from Tom Wolfe’s book, The Right Stuff, and means to commit a grievous, usually fatal, error. Joe Biden screwed the pooch by claiming that, if subpoenaed, he will refuse to testify in Trump’s* impeachment trial, as run by Bought Bitch Moscow Mitch.
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Returning to the campaign trail after Christmas, former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. on Friday stood by his comments that he would not comply with a subpoena to testify at President Trump’s impeachment trial in the Senate.
In a meeting with the editorial board of The Des Moines Register, whose endorsement in the Iowa caucuses is coveted by presidential hopefuls, Mr. Biden argued that complying with a subpoena and testifying would essentially allow Mr. Trump to succeed in shifting attention onto Mr. Biden and away from the president’s own actions.
“The reason I wouldn’t is because it’s all designed to deal with Trump doing what he’s done his whole life: trying to take the focus off him,” Mr. Biden told the newspaper. “The issue is not what I did.”
“This is all about a diversion,” Mr. Biden added. “And we play his game all the time. He’s done it his whole career.”… [emphasis added]
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MSNBC has more.
Joe Biden Stands By Refusing To Testify In Trump Impeachment Trial
Here are the problems. First, by refusing to testify Biden would break the law. Second, refusing to testify gives the appearance that he has something to hide. Third, he is giving Bought Bitch Moscow Mitch an excuse to disallow all witnesses. Fourth, he would be doing exactly what Trump* is doing. How can a casual prospective voter tell the difference? Even though his reasons for wanting to refuse are spot on, this is NOT the behavior of a winning candidate.
That said, should Democrats be foolish enough to nominate Biden, I will support him 100%. Biden at his absolute worst is infinitely superior to Trump* at his absolute best.