May 242019
 

I’m buried in paperwork regarding my move.  I’m in a rush.  Stray safe!  TGIF!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:21 (average 4:45). To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (CNN Channel): Theresa May announces resignation as UK Prime Minister

 

I thought it would come to this. Brexit has bitten the Bridiots’ asses. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: The House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, took advantage of Donald Trump’s storming out of an Oval Office meeting on Wednesday to hide the nuclear codes, Pelosi has confirmed.

Moments after Trump threw a tantrum and abruptly left his own office, the quick-thinking Pelosi turned to Senator Charles Schumer, who was also present for the meeting, and said, “Chuck, we’ve got to find those nuclear codes and hide them.”

Pelosi and Schumer ransacked the Oval Office for the codes until Pelosi finally located them in a desk drawer under a pile of empty Quarter Pounder containers from McDonald’s.

Dang Andy! If it were only true! RESIST!!

From YouTube (Daily Kos Channel): Rep. Katie Porter calls BS on Ben Carson’s excuse for not knowing his job

 

And another Republican earned a PhD in Bullshitology. (PhD = Piled higher and deeper). RESIST!!

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May 232019
 

I’m feeling quite tired today.  WWWendy was late, because she stopped to inspect the new apartment on the way.  There are some bathroom issues to correct, but otherwise, I’ll have more room than ever.  We activated my iPhone, and that did not go well, but aster 30 minutes with tech support, it’s up and running.  Then I transferred my contacts and erased the old phone.  I finally got to bed about three hours late.  No wonder I’m pooped, here in the tiny old CatBox.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:50 (average 5:16).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Chuck Schumer: Donald Trump Bailed On Meeting To Throw Rose Garden Tantrum

 

Fuhrer Drumpfenfarten never intended to make an infrastructure deal. The staged deception in the Rose Garden was a failed attempt to project the blame for the failure of the Republican Reich to agree on a doable plan onto Democrats, who do have a plan. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Vox Channel): Climate change is making allergy season worse

 

That means that I can blame the carbon-loving Republican Reich for the sickness I’ve had this spring. RESIST!!

From Daily Kos: How any Republican can get even one woman’s vote is beyond me. What they do in the halls of government is bad enough, and then there’s shit like this.

According to recent media reports, Doug McLeod, a Mississippi state representative, was arrested on Saturday night for allegedly punching his wife in the face. Why did he do it? Because she undressed too slowly when he wanted to have sex with her.

Oh, and he’d been drinking. Probably a lot.

Talking Points Memo:

After McLeod allegedly hit his wife, she ran to another woman’s room to hide from her husband. McLeod allegedly banged on the door and threatened the other woman that he’d “kill her [expletive] dog” if she didn’t let him in.

“Are you kidding me?” he allegedly said when the cops showed up. At one point, deputies said they couldn’t understand what McLeod was saying because his speech was too slurred. They found blood in the couple’s bedroom.

McLeod was charged with misdemeanor violence and is out on $1,000 bond. 

Republicans consider women to be property, so they think abusing wives is their right. RESIST!!

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May 222019
 

It’s a very busy day here in the CatBox.  Store to Door is delivering groceries later.  WWWendy is coming this evening.  In addition to de-stinking and normal chores, we need to set up and activate my new phone.  I’ll probably be moving late next week or early the week after.  I’ll be offline for a few days then.  Yesterday, I published our 9000th article at PP.  I’m still improving slowly.  Hump day hugs!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:11 (average 4:46).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (RWW Channel): RWW News: Mark Taylor Predicts Trump Will Impose Martial Law to Round Up His Political Enemies

 

These pseudo-Christian monsters are NOT Christians. Can you even imagine the real Jesus putting his political opponents in concentration camps? They are even more evil than Nazis. They are Republicans. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Jesse Dollemore Channel): EMBARRASSING!!! Ben Carson is EXPOSED by Rep. Katie Porter as a Know-Nothing About His Job.

 

Who could ever forget Nine! Nine! Nine!? When Carson wears his Republican Swastika it’s Nein! Nein! Nein! RESIST!!

From Think Progress: Sen. Ron Wyden (D-OR) is tired of Republicans ignoring election security.

“[W]hat happened in 2016 could be really small potatoes compared to 2020,” said Wyden, an Oregon Democrat who sits on the Intelligence Committee.

Wyden is especially concerned that, as he said, “all of the political muscle is on the other side trying to protect the status quo.” Now he’s hoping to take his message straight to voters.

Fourteen other Democrats joined Wyden earlier this month to sponsor legislation that would force states to use hand-marked paper ballots and audit their election results. The bill, called the Protecting American Votes and Elections Act, would also set cybersecurity standards for voting systems and provide funding for states to implement the changes.

The Republican Reich have no interest in tightening election security. They depend on the lack of security to enable Russian help in 2020. Oregon leads the way. RESIST!!

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A day for Republicans to commemorate.

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May 212019
 

I slept well, so I’m trying top crawl back in the saddle, but just barely.  Tomorrow will depend on how I feel then.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 5:46 (average 7:30).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): Robert Reich: Why We Must Legalize Marijuana

 

Of course the Reich on the left, Robert Reich, is right. The Reich on the right, the racist Republican Reich, will crap their pants, if Democrats steal their theme song: This Bud’s for You. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Jesse Dollemore Channel): Trump May Be Preparing Pardons for Servicemen Accused of War Crimes! Fox News Thinks it’s GREAT!!!

 

US Service people are among the most honorable in the world. I think one reason is their adherence to a strict code of military justice. If Republican’s undermine that code, we will lose that credibility forever. RESIST!!

From NY Times: Access to a government jet 24 hours a day. An office in the West Wing, plus guaranteed weekends off for family time. And an assurance of being made secretary of homeland security by November.

Those were among a list of 10 conditions that Kris Kobach, the former Kansas secretary of state, has given to the White House if he is to become the administration’s “immigration czar,” a job President Trump has been looking to create to coordinate immigration policy across government agencies. The list was described by three people familiar with it.

ARGH! Kobitch:immigration::Eichmann:Transportation. What a Republican wet dream! RESIST!!

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May 202019
 

I slept poorly last night, so I think I’d better take one more day off and try to climb back in the saddle tomorrow.  I’m going back to bed.  OGIM!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:33 (average 4:39).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Take:

From YouTube (Last Week Tonight Channel): Death Investigations: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

 

This sounds like a thoroughly Republican way to do things. No wonder the GOP is the Party of Death. RESIST!!

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May 192019
 

I’m improving gradually.  WWWendy is coming soon, and we have a busy day.  This is today’s only article, with no links messages on Care2.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:28 (5:13 average).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (SNL Channel): Don’t Stop Me Now Cold Open

 

Stop Trump and the Republican Reich! NOW!! RESIST!!

From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): Lie Us Into War – Parody

 

Great one, Don! Isn’t that the only way the Republican Reich commits war? RESIST!!

From Daily Kos: Just yesterday, we covered the sickening story of a St. Paul, Minnesota, teacher describing her black students as ‘f——g n——s’ on video. Today, we have a different yet also horrifying video to discuss. There are some key differences: This video involves a Missouri high school, for example, it first appeared on Snapchat, and this time, it’s a student flinging out the racial slurs.

Perhaps the most important difference, however, is that in this 20-second viral video, the teen doesn’t just use offensive language. He threatens to lynch his peers.

Yes, really.

 

That goose-stepper has a job waiting with the Republican Party. RESIST!!

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May 182019
 

I did not sleep as well last night, probably because I overslept the night before, but I’m still improving slowly, and at least I have this Open Thread for you.  My phone won’t be delivered until Monday, so WWWendy will bring it Wednesday.  She will be here tomorrow.  I’m hoping to be back in the saddle by Monday.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s Took me 3:26 (average 5:20.)  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Trae Crowder Channel): Liberal Redneck – Bama Bortion Ban

 

Amen Trae. I favor political abortion of all Republican office holders from dawg catcher up. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Real Time Channel): Monologue: Barefoot and Pregnant

 

LOL! To watch the rest of Bill’s show, click here. RESIST!!

From NY Times: Scott Morrison, Australia’s conservative prime minister, won his first full term in office on Saturday, confounding expectations that the country’s voters were ready for a change in course after six years of tumultuous leadership under his party.

The polls had pointed to a loss for Mr. Morrison’s right-leaning coalition for months.

With a handful of seats still looking too close to call, it remained possible that Mr. Morrison would have to lead a minority government, rather than retaining outright control.

I trust condolences are in order for my Oz friends. RESIST!!

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May 172019
 

ARGH!!  What a day!  Yesterday, they prescribed Amoxicillin and Prednisone.  It helped and I got the first decent sleep I’ve had in days.  Today I found an update waiting for my phone.  It’s an old iPhone and it locked up.  It took me over three and a half hours to restore it enough to call and text, but it will no longer update.  I waited too long. My new phone should be delivered to WWWendy tomorrow.  I’ll get it Sunday.  That left me no time to research, so I don’t have even a short take.  ARGH!!  TGIF!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:37 (average 4:42).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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