Not that it isn’t also a pun for Hannukah, Solstice, Kwanzaa, or what have you.
I saw it on Car Talk. If I am gong to suffer, I want friends to suffer with me.
It is old, and it is … pretty awful Here goes:
Krusty the mechanic has been caught in a terrible snowstorm on his way home from one of his suspicious road trips that we know better than to ask about. It’s Christmas Eve, he’s hundreds of miles from home and the conditions are deteriorating, so he pulls into a diner parking lot, figuring some food and coffee wouldn’t hurt him while he waits out the storm a bit.
Predictably, the place is empty, so Krusty has his choice of tables. He picks a booth by the window. The waitress is festively decked out in a jingle-bell necklace, reindeer-antler headband, and ornament earrings, with a nametag that reads: Dolores. “What can I get for ya, hon?” Dolores asks.
“I’ll have a cup of coffee, and how are the Eggs Benedict?”
Dolores assures him they’re fantastic, and says the cook makes everything in-house, so Krusty puts in his order.
The food comes out pretty darn quick (hardly surprising since he’s the only customer in the place). As Dolores comes over with the tray, he notices something strange: The food looks fantastic, but his whole meal is resting on something shiny. As she gets closer, he sees it’s a hubcap. “I’m sorry to ask, but why are my eggs on that hubcap?”
Dolores smiles knowingly, “Well, it’s like they always say. There’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.”
It’s a busy day here in the CatBox. WWWendy is due in about 90 minutes, and we have lots of chores to do. Tomorrow I have my GI appointment. I fear that they will just schedule me for tests at the lab. I so hope I’m wrong. I need some relief NOW! I should be back in the saddle on Christmas Eve. Go Broncos.
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 3:37 (average 5:25). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Cartoon:
Short Takes:
From NY Times: American military and intelligence officials tracking North Korea’s actions by the hour say they are bracing for an imminent test of an intercontinental ballistic missile capable of reaching American shores, but appear resigned to the fact that President Trump has no good options to stop it.
If the North goes ahead with the test in the coming days — Pyongyang promised a “Christmas gift” if no progress had been made on lifting sanctions — it would be a glaring setback for Mr. Trump’s boldest foreign policy initiative, even as he faces an impeachment trial at home.
The score? Fat Korean Maniac 2 – Fat Russian-controlled Maniac 0. RESIST!!
Magnificent! The Republican Reich hope they die soon. JD send me an update on them, please. RESIST!!
From TPM: According to newly released documents, the White House moved to freeze military aid to Ukraine less than two hours after President Donald Trump’s July 25th call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
The documents were obtained with a FOIA request by the Center for Public Integrity and published Friday night.
“Based on guidance I have received and in light of the Administration’s plan to review assistance to Ukraine, including the Ukraine Security Assistance Initiative, please hold off on any additional DoD obligations of these funds, pending direction from that process,” Mike Duffey, an Office of Management and Budget official, wrote in a July 25 email to OMB and Pentagon officials. “Given the sensitive nature of the request, I appreciate your keeping that information closely held to those who need to know to execute direction.”… [emphasis added]
So what we have here is an order from imFuhrer Trump* to hold up the aid and cover up the act of doing it. That’s a criminal violation of the Impoundment Act. RESIST!!
From YouTube (a blast from the past): Rascals People Got To Be Free
Here is the one hundred seventy-first article in our Republicans on Parade series, featuring individuals who personify what the Republican Party has become. Today’s winner is Republican State Representative [WA] and pseudo-Christian terrorist, Matthew Shea. He is so honored for his Republican hatred, terrorism, and calls for the murder of non-Christians.
The Republican Washington state representative Matthew Shea “participated in an act of domestic terrorism against the United States” and represents a threat of political violence, according to a report produced for the Washington state legislature.
Shea is a far-right figure who holds extremist Christian, nationalist and Islamophobic beliefs. The report said it had made the judgment over terrorism by his actions before and during an armed takeover and standoff at the Malheur national wildlife refuge in 2016 in Oregon.
The report further contends that in a document entitled the Biblical Basis for War, Shea “advocated the replacement of US democracy with a theocracy and the killing of all males who do not agree”…. [emphasis added]
It’s a busy time here in the CatBox. My heartburn was so severe last night that I threw up. Tomorrow is a holy day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb. My Broncos play the Lions, but it won’t be televised here. May the divine Orb shine its blessed light on your team, unless they are bearded puddy tats. Tomorrow is also a WWWendy day and we lave lots of chores to do. Monday is my gastroenterologist appointment, thank God. I’ll be gone from around 7:00 AM until Noon. Therefore, please expect no more than a Personal Update from me. Please have a safe weekend!
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 3:11 (average 5:20). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Cartoon:
Baggers, if you remember is short for Republican Tea Baggers.
Thanks, Don. I almost missed this due to a hospital procedure. Glad I didn’t. The top ten Democratic Presidential candidates ALL support the Green New Deal! Give that damn snow Republican a furnace for Christmas! RESIST!!
From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Michael Moore: GOP ‘Dying Dinosaurs,’ Impeach Them
I love Michael Moore! I agree with him about who the Republican Party are, and I agree they are a dying dinosaur, with the caveat that, if they succeed in stealing and replacing our Republic with a National Socialist Reich, America, Not the Republican Party, will become extinct! RESIST!!
From YouTube (a blast from the past): John Lennon-Power To The People-Offical [sic] Video-HQ
Experts in autocracies have pointed out that it is, unfortunately, easy to slip into normalizing the tyrant, hence it is important to hang on to outrage. These incidents which seem to call for the efforts of the Greek Furies (Erinyes) to come and deal with them will, I hope, help with that. As a reminder, though no one really knows how many there were supposed to be, the three names we have are Alecto, Megaera, and Tisiphone. These roughly translate as “unceasing,” “grudging,” and “vengeful destruction.”
Now that we have Articles of Impeachment, everyone will start speculating about the trial in the Senate, although it’s not now even 100% certain that there will be one at all. The Senate, of course, wants it fast so they can kill it fast. The House, of course, wants to be certain that this trial will be fair – and not a circus. Perhaps it wouldn’t hurt to look back at a previous trial, including a previous analogy of Senators as jurors.
When a chief justice reminded senators in an impeachment trial that they were not jurors
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., fields questions from reporters about an impeachment trial in the Senate, Dec. 10, 2019. AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell created a predictable stir when he told Fox News host Sean Hannity that he would structure the impending impeachment trial of President Donald Trump in “total coordination with the White House counsel’s office.” He added, “There will be no difference between the president’s position and our position as to how to handle this.”
This outright rejection of neutrality drew immediate protests from Democrats. Rep. Val Demings, D-Fla., who may well be one of the House impeachment managers in the Senate trial, called for McConnell’s recusal, saying “No court in the country would allow a member of the jury to also serve as the accused’s defense attorney.”
House Judiciary Committee Chair Jerry Nadler, D-N.Y., likewise slammed “the foreman of the jury” for saying he would “work hand and glove with the defense attorney.”
Demings and Nadler made a valid point, but they used the wrong analogy. Senators at an impeachment trial are not the equivalent of a jury and they are not held to a juror’s standard of neutrality.
President Trump returns to the White House from a trip to Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., Dec. 8, 2019. AP/J. Scott Applewhite
Tasked with delivering an opening statement for the House managers – who present the House’s case to the Senate – Rep. Robert Barr, R-Ga., reminded the senators of Clinton’s tendency to “nitpick” over details or “parse a specific word or phrase of testimony.” To Barr, the conclusion was obvious: “We urge you, the distinguished jurors in this case, not to be fooled.”
“Mr. Chief Justice,” he said, addressing William Rehnquist, who was presiding over the trial, “I object to the use and the continued use of the word ‘jurors’ when referring to the Senate.”
Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Iowa, raised a crucial point about senators’ roles in the impeachment trial of President Clinton in 1999. AP/Joe Marquette
He explained that “the framers of the Constitution meant us, the Senate, to be something other than a jury.”
Instead, Harkin continued, “What we do here today does not just decide the fate of one man. … Future generations will look back on this trial not just to find out what happened, but to try to decide what principles governed our actions.”
“The Senate is not simply a jury,” he ruled. “It is a court in this case.”
Rehnquist thus admonished the House managers “to refrain from referring to the Senators as jurors.” For the balance of the trial, they were called “triers of law and fact.”
Rehnquist and Harkin got it right. Article III of the Constitution provides that “Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury,” and for good reasons.
Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist, shown in this video image, presides in the impeachment trial of President Clinton on the Senate floor, Feb. 8, 1999, in Washington. AP Photo/APTN)
Recognizing the Senate’s all-encompassing responsibility, and his own limited role, Chief Justice Rehnquist referred to himself throughout the proceeding only as “the Chair.”
As the U.S. Supreme Court has put it, impeachment presents a “political question,” in which all of the “authority is reposed in the Senate and nowhere else.”
Oath or affirmation required
McConnell, the Senate’s leader, has more leeway and far more power than any juror or even a jury foreperson.
The Constitution’s only procedural limitation is the requirement in Article I that the senators be placed under “oath or affirmation.”
Although the Constitution does not specify any particular wording (unlike the presidential oath, which is included word for word), the Senate adopted rules for impeachment trials in 1986 requiring each senator to affirm or swear to do “impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws.”
“Impartial justice” does not demand the enforced naiveté of jury service, which would be impossible in an impeachment trial. For example, the senators all have prior knowledge of at least some of the facts, and several of them are currently vying to run against Trump in 2020, while others are backing his reelection campaign.
But the Senate’s oath of impartiality clearly calls for at least some commitment to objectivity. Thus, the problem with McConnell’s announcement was not that he failed to behave like a juror.
Rather, he has declared an intention to disregard the Senate’s prescribed oath, which was fixed long ago by the very body that elected him its leader.
When Tom Harkin disclaimed a juror’s role at the Clinton trial, his purpose was not to affect the outcome of the case, but rather to underscore the full scope of the Senate’s decision-making responsibility. In contrast, Mitch McConnell appears to have boldly renounced open-mindedness itself on the impeachment court, whether as juror, judge or “trier of law and fact.”
Alecto, Megaera, and Tisiphone, certainly Roberts is not Rehnquist, and that’s far from the only difference between then and now – or between now and when the Constitution was framed. The framers were wise enough to foresee the possibility of a corrupt President. They did not, however – how could they? – foresee the possibility of a corrupt President and a corrupt Senate at the same time. If they had done so, they might have had some qualms at entrusting the Senate to be, not less than, but more than a simple jury.
When intelligent and knowledgeable people discuss things on the internet, the contents of those discussions reach the people responsible for acting in those areas, and things happen. Perhaps we, especially with the help of the Furies, can help to create discussion of this subject all over the internet. And then, things may happen.
It’s the time of year that lots of folks spend family-time together creating Gingerbread Houses. Even if yours is not one of them, no doubt you will still be “WOWED!” by the entries at the 27th Annual National Gingerbread House Competition™. It was held on November 18th at the Omni Grove Park Inn in Asheville, NC; and after the Awards Ceremony, the entries remain on display at the resort until January 4, 2020.
Over 220 people entered the competition this year, and employed everything from power tools, mechanical parts, melted sugar plus a huge dollop of imagination to craft their creations. The only rule is that at least 75 percent of the entry must consist of gingerbread, and it must ALL be edible. The judges actually check this! (I’m not sure I’d want to nibble on a project that’s taken months to create. But maybe that’s just me.)
The entries are judged by a panel of experts from the culinary, visual arts and media professions based on appearance, originality, difficulty, precision and consistency of their chosen theme. And there is $25,000 in cash prizes awarded to winners in different categories.
Here’s a very quick overview of a few of the entries:
So let’s take a more detailed look at the winners!
Grand Prize – and a check for $5,000 – went to Gail Oliver of Johnson City, TN for her creation, “The Water Hole”. While some projects took up to 600 hours of work, Oliver said she didn’t keep track – but it took several months!
Second place was awarded to Beatriz Muller from Innisfil, Ontario, Canada for her mind-boggling modern home design.
Third place went to a husband and wife team of Larry and Julia Vorpahl from Ellijay, Georgia for their Gypsy wagon in snow.
First place in the Teen Category was a collaborative effort by German language students at Courtland High in Spotsylvania, Virginia. And it’s the sixth consecutive win for the school! (Maybe they need to spend more time in the Language Lab and less in the kitchen. Just kidding!)
A sister duo, Sarah and Jenna Rhinehart from Columbia, Tennessee, took second place with their Vegetable Truck design.
But to show how tough the competition was, let’s take a look at some of the creations that did NOT win:
If this has whetted your appetite, here’s a much longer (8-minute) video of the competition:
(I should note that while there is no charge to view the Gingerbread Creations, the Resort charges $25 for self-parking and $30 for valet. But half of the parking proceeds will benefit local charities.)
Personally, I would award an Honorable Mention to Travis Casagrande’s “Gingerbread House” – which comes complete with a Christmas tree, snow-covered roof and even a wreath for the door.
But he would never qualify for this competition because there’s not a crumb of gingerbread in it. In fact, a crumb of gingerbread falling on it would be like an avalanche!
That’s because Casagrande, a research associate at McMaster University in Ontario, created the World’s Record TINIEST “Gingerbread House”. It’s less than one-tenth the width of a human hair and is 20,000 times smaller than the average store-bought gingerbread house. Plus it’s half the size of last year’s previous record-holder for TINIEST Gingerbread House which was made in France.
Casagrande, at the Canadian Centre for Electron Microscopy, used an ion beam microscope aiming charged gallium ions which acted like a sandblaster to forge his masterpiece out of silicon. It even has a door, windows and the logo for the university.
His creation sits on top of a winking snowman (which I think actually looks a little spooky) and then he placed a strand of hair next to it that looks like a felled birch tree.
The only YouTube video I could find for it is in Italian – but it’s still fun to watch. Unfortunately it doesn’t load – maybe because it’s foreign. But it’s only 43-seconds long, so here’s its Link: