Feb 032018
 

It’s a comparatively lazy day here in the CatBox, but I do have three articles for you.  Tomorrow will be a little crazy, because it’s a WWWendy day and the highest holy day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb.  As a rule, I root for the AFC, but Trump loves the Patriots, do go Eagles!!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:55 (average 4:48).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Inequality Media Channel): Trump’s 20 Worst Broken Promises

 

The Reich on the left is right, but it would be far easier to list the promises that he has kept. That list has zero items. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Former hippies across the United States have been put in the unbearable position of rooting for the F.B.I., hippies have confirmed.

From Vermont to California, erstwhile hippies bemoaned a nightmare scenario that has forced them to side with a law-enforcement agency they have despised since the Summer of Love.

“I always dreamed I’d spend my retirement surrounded by my grandchildren, telling them that the F.B.I. were fascist pigs,” Carol Foyler, a former hippie who lives in Santa Cruz, said. “That dream has been shot to hell.”

Her husband, Mick, nodded his head in sad agreement. “We were so happy when pot was legalized in California,” he said. “But the fact that we’re now on the same side as the F.B.I. has ruined even that.”

Dang Andy! As a former hippie, I have to agree! RESIST!!

From Raw Story: [T]he U.S. flu outbreak worsened over the past week as more people headed to doctors’ offices and emergency rooms, with hospitalizations at the highest in nearly 10 years, U.S. health officials said on Friday.

Sixteen children died of the flu in the week ended Jan. 27, bringing total pediatric deaths to 53 for the season, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s weekly report.

Out of every 100,000 people in the general population, an estimated 51.4 have been hospitalized for the flu, surpassing the rate in the last severe season of 2014-2015, when 710,000 were hospitalized and 148 children died. Adults aged 65 or older had the most hospitalizations, followed by those aged 50 to 64 and children below 5.

“So far this year the cumulative rate of hospitalization is the highest since we began tracking in this way,” Dr. Anne Schuchat, acting director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, told reporters on a conference call.

Do you feel safer, because Republicans have cut funding for the CDC? RESIST!!

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Feb 022018
 

It’s another very busy day, here in the CatBox.  I scheduled medical appointments and my ride to my labs appointment next week.  I did all my research and some home tasks.  I am about to write the January’s Monthly Report, a prodigious task in itself.  I think that one of the reasons I’ve bees so tired is that I got in the habit of spending a lot of time in bed when I was sick, and too much rest has contributed to not getting enough sleep and a general sense of lethargy, so I’m forcing myself to give up my morning nap time and spend more time on George, to give myself more exercise.  TGIF!!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:10 (average 5:11).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (RWW Channel): Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Trump’s Demon-Possessed Critics ‘Are Bringing About The End Of The World’

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

The answer to "where are the demonic spirits?" is "in the Oval Office". It is Republicans, who reject religious freedom, as they seek to disavow all but Republican Supply-side pseudo-Christians, the exact opposite of real Christians.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Donald Trump Faith Misplaced In Memo Reportedly Focused On Carter Page

 

Often, when Rachel starts, we have no idea what she’s talking about, but when the lightbulb comes on, the clarity is blinding! I think I’ll start a secret international conspiracy to laugh at Trump with Squatch and Lona. Then Nunes can release a memo on us too.  RESIST!!

From AlterNet: Whiteness is the complexion for the protection — and being white and female can comes with great privileges as well.

According to Wednesday’s New York Times, Justice Department special counsel Robert Mueller will interview a former spokesman for Donald Trump’s legal team named Mark Corallo, who resigned last July. Corallo will reportedly tell Mueller that he took part in "a previously undisclosed conference call" with President Trump and White House communications director Hope Hicks:

Mr. Corallo planned to tell investigators that Ms. Hicks said during the call that emails written by Donald Trump Jr. before the [June 2016] Trump Tower meeting — in which the younger Mr. Trump said he was eager to receive political dirt about Mrs. Clinton from the Russians — “will never get out.” That left Mr. Corallo with concerns that Ms. Hicks could be contemplating obstructing justice …

In response to this report, the sentiment has emerged on social media and elsewhere that Hicks — a presidential confidante and senior figure in the Trump administration — is somehow naive or too young or supposedly in over her head, and that she should be given the opportunity to make amends and to move on from the Russian scandal later in life.

Caucasian race and female gender are no defense against charges of criminal IOKIYAR. RESIST!!

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Feb 012018
 

It’s am extremely busy day, here in the CatBox.  It’s the first of the month.  In addition to normal first chores on the home front, I changed the poll, and did my normal research.  I also made all the graphics and prepared all the data I shall need for tomorrow’s Monthly Report.  That’s two pounds of kitty shit in a one pound box, but I’m determined not to get way behind this month.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:37 (average 5:50).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Rep. Adam Schiff: Nunes Altered Approved Memo Before Sending To Trump Admin

 

What the F….?!!? We’re getting an exacerbated fantasy from Nunes’ Republican (lower than lizard) amygdala! RESIST!!

From YouTube: Congresswoman Maxine Waters Drags Trump In The Classiest Way

 

Amen Maxine! I could not agree more! RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Donald J. Trump collapsed from exhaustion after approximately ninety minutes of pretending to be a human being with empathy, the White House doctor has confirmed.

“In all my years of practicing medicine, I have never met a patient as healthy and vigorous as President Trump,” Dr. Ronny Jackson said. “But the sustained effort of simulating compassion proved too much for someone who has never exercised that part of his brain before.”

Shortly after Trump spent a gruelling ninety minutes pretending to care about immigrants, the unemployed, and other people whom he normally dismisses as losers, aides noticed that he was turning from a bright orange to a slightly paler orange before crumpling to the ground in a giant heap.

“If you have never spent a moment thinking about a human being besides yourself, imagine trying to pretend you are doing that for a solid ninety minutes,” Jackson said. “It’s physically punishing.”

Dang Andy! It’s too bad Trump didn’t actually care for a split second. The strain of that would have killed him. RESIST!!

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Jan 312018
 

It’s a busy day here in the CatBox.  Store to Door delivered my groceries and I put them away.  WWWendy is coming this evening to destink the TomCat.  I’m tired, so I’ll be brief.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:00 (average 5:54).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From NPR: The head of Russia’s foreign spy service reportedly traveled to the U.S. earlier this month and met with top Trump administration intelligence officials, despite being on a U.S. sanctions blacklist.

Is anyone surprised that Trump and the Republican Party are ignoring the sanctions against their electoral benefactors? RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: The White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is proofreading the text of tonight’s State of the Union address one last time to remove any remaining facts, Sanders confirmed on Tuesday.

While a team of wordsmiths led by the senior adviser Stephen Miller has attempted to craft an entirely fact-free address, “It’s good to have a fresh set of eyes to root out any stray accuracies that might have crept in,” Sanders said.

The press secretary said that, for example, while purging the speech of truths, she noticed a reference to the African-American unemployment rate standing at 6.8 per cent, a statistic that she deemed “unacceptably correct.”

“I read that and my Sanders sense started tingling,” she said.

Taking her blue pencil to the text, Sanders changed the number to a “better-sounding” 2.3 per cent. “That may seem like a tiny detail, but it’s stuff like that that separates the professional liars from the mere amateurs,” she said.

Dang Andy! She sure did a good job! RESIST!!

From TPM: The adult film star, who reportedly was paid $130,000 to keep quiet about a 2006 extramarital affair with Donald Trump, was interviewed on Jimmy Kimmel after Trump’s State of the Union address Tuesday evening and appeared to cast doubt on her previous denials of the affair.

Here’s the video.  It’s hilarious!

The state of Trump’s union was wet and golden! It was the carrot on the right. RESIST!!

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Jan 302018
 

It’s another muggy, sticky day, and it looks like unseasonably warm and wet weather will continue well into February.  I slept intermittently, but am not as tired as I was yesterday.  I should get some rest this evening, while I’m not watching the Piddle Pervert Prattle.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 6:04 (average 8:18).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Late Show Channel): The State Of Our Union Is… Misspelled

 

I won’t be watching the State of the Uniom address. The State of our Uniom is incompetent. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Inequality Media Channel): The Next Big Fight: Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid

 

Please spread this around. Here at PP, we have been preaching both the problem and Reich’s solutions for ages. The rest of America needs education on the subject. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: With just one day until Donald J. Trump’s first State of the Union address, the cast of “Fox and Friends” is working furiously on the final draft of the speech, members confirmed today.

“We’ve really been burning the midnight oil,” Steve Doocy, the host of the Fox program, said. “We have so much to say tomorrow night, and we want to get it all in there.”

Doocy said that when he read the first draft of the State of the Union address last week, he “kind of flipped out” when he realized that there was “absolutely no mention of Hillary Clinton’s Hydra-like tentacles controlling the Deep State.”

“The State of the Union address is the President’s chance to tell the American people where the country is and where it’s going,” Doocy said. “You can’t do that without talking about how Crooked Hillary is funnelling her Russian-uranium riches directly into Bob Mueller’s bank account in the Seychelles.”

Dang, Andy! Did Rob Rosenstein help you wiretap the Oval Office? RESIST!!

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This is when America learned we were losing the war, and the whole damn thing was a lie.

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Jan 282018
 

It was a warm clear night, and the natives partied under my window all night, waking me several times.  WWWendy is due momentarily, and we have lots of chores to complete, so this is my only article today.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:42 (average 5:41).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (SNL Channel): George W. Bush Returns Cold Open

 

Crawford Caligula was the worst Resident in US history… until now! RESIST!!

From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): I REALLY HAD TO CUT YOU OFF – Parody of Somebody That I Used to Know

 

The idea being married to a Republican goose-stepper is a cruel nightmare!! RESIST!!

From Daily Kos: But Trump cannot talk about anything without attacking it, be it human, animal, plant, mineral, or noun.

It wasn’t until I became a politician that I realized how nasty, how mean, how vicious, and how fake the press can be—as the cameras start going off in the background.

Self-fulfilling prophesy much?

That statement brought uncomfortable laughs, that were very quickly overtaken by hissing and boos from the predominantly human audience.

It couldn’t happen to a more deserving asshole! RESIST!!

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Jan 272018
 

I actually had a fairly good night’s sleep last night, but I have felt groggy all day.  I obviously need more.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:45 (average 7:00).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MoveOn Channel): The Muslim Ban One Year Later

 

Amen! Throw terrorists out of the country! How? Keep the Muslims, and expel Republicans! RESIST!!

From Share Blue: Donald Trump and the Republican National Committee’s finance chair Steve Wynn have more in common than just being casino owners and friends.

They are both sexual predators, according to recent allegations against Wynn.

(Trump admitted to being a sexual predator in the infamous”Access Hollywood” tape that surfaced in 2016.)

The Wall Street Journal reports multiple women faced sexual harassment and rape at the hands of Wynn, who now leads fundraising efforts for the Republican Party.

In 2005, a manicurist left Wynn’s office in tears, telling colleagues Wynn forced her to have sex. Former employees told the WSJ about a culture of sexual abuse and fear, one noting that “everybody was petrified.”

Mirroring Republican efforts from just three months ago, many people are now calling on Republicans to return money from an accused sexual predator.

When news of Weinstein’s sexual harassment broke, the RNC released the following statement:

During three-decades worth of sexual harassment allegations, Harvey Weinstein lined the pockets of Democrats to the tune of three quarters of a million dollars. If Democrats and the DNC truly stand up for women like they say they do, then returning this dirty money should be a no brainer.

Now that not only a Republican donor, but Trump’s hand-picked finance chair, is accused of similar behavior, will Republicans make the same demand of their own members?

I’m taking bets. Five to one on IOKIYAR!! Instead, they will invite him to attend one of the Fuhrer’s pervert parties.  RESIST!!

From The Palmer Report: Donald Trump has learned nothing from the mistakes that took down Richard Nixon, and now we know that Trump hasn’t learned anything from the mistakes he got called out on yesterday, either. Just twenty-four hours after Trump’s odds of avoiding prison took a nosedive with the news that he had tried (and failed) to illegally fire Special Counsel Robert Mueller, now Trump is reacting to the fallout by trying (and apparently once again failing) to illegally fire someone else too.

Trump just told his advisers to fire Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, according to reports from CNN, MSNBC and other sources. His advisers have apparently talked him out of the move. Because Rosenstein has control of Mueller’s Trump-Russia investigation, firing Rosenstein would also be an illegal act of obstruction of justice. In other words, Trump is still trying to run from his mounting list of crimes by trying to commit even more crimes.

Moreover, Trump is acting as tepidly and indecisively as ever, as his staff keeps talking him out of the illegal orders he’s giving. Instead his advisers keep ratting him out, by telling Mueller that Trump was trying to fire him, and by telling the media that Trump is trying to fire Rosenstein. This also further demonstrates that Trump’s actions are growing more erratic by the day, as he can’t even decide which coverup crime he wants to commit next.

This looks like the penultimate struggles of a doomed and desperate dictator! RESIST!!

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Jan 262018
 

I’m, feeling very tired, because I slept poorly last night.  It was a combination of the extreme muggy weather and having a lot on my mind.  Please pardon my brevity.  On the plus side, Carrie emailed me to tell me she has Barry home from the hospital with a catheter and a special diet.  The the cause of the problem, was not his kidneys.  It was a prostate problem, and they are waiting for analysis by a Urologist.  They appreciate your  prayer and support and say thank you.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:39 (average 5:28).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): The Trump / Fox echo chamber

Barf Bag Alert!!

Faux Noise is the Republican Reichsministry of Propaganda. The White House is the Republican Reichsministry of Perversion. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Inequality Media Channel): How We Can Lower Drug Prices (When Big Pharma Pulls the Strings)

Democrats have tried repeatedly to pass all three of Reich’s suggestions. Republicans have obstructed every attempt. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: One day after Donald J. Trump offered to testify under oath for the special counsel, Robert Mueller, a newly discovered video of Trump lying under oath has sent shock waves through Washington.

In the video, which experts believe was recorded approximately one year ago, Trump places his left hand on a Bible and raises his right hand before uttering a stream of falsehoods.

“The video shows him lying in front of what appears to be a substantial number of witnesses, including his wife and a Supreme Court Justice,” Davis Logsdon, a professor at the University of Minnesota Law School, said. “It does raise questions about what, exactly, testifying under oath means to him.”

Too true, Andy. Afterward he lied about inauguration crowd sizes. RESIST!!

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