May 102018
 

It’s a cool day.  I’m a bit tired, because WWWendy got a late start yesterday evening.  There was a accident on I-84.  I’m getting a late start, because I wrote a letter to the Parole Board on behalf of one of my guys.  I hope you all are having a day that of fully free of Republican Rectumania.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:54 (average 5:26).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): What Fox News covers when it’s avoiding bombshell reports about Trump’s lawyer

Barf Bag Alert!!

That’s what I call a BS tornado! RESIST!!

From YouTube (Vox Channel): The ‘duck curve’ is solar energy’s greatest challenge

Interesting! Who knows how to cook this duck? RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Calling it “maybe the worst deal ever,” Donald J. Trump said on Wednesday that he is considering pulling the United States out of the United States Constitution.

“I’ve seen a lot of bad deals in my life, but this Constitution is a total mess,” he said. “We need to tear it up and start over.”

Trump was scathing in his remarks about the two-hundred-and-twenty-nine-year-old document, singling out for special scorn its insistence on three branches of government. “The branches thing is maybe the worst part of this deal,” he said. “The first thing we do when we pull out of the Constitution is get rid of two of those branches.”

He also called the First Amendment “something that really has to go.”

“No one in his right mind would put something like that in a Constitution,” he said. “Russia doesn’t have it. North Korea doesn’t have it. All the best countries don’t have it.”

Dang, Andy! I hate to tell you this, but Trump pulled out of the Constitution the day he took office! RESIST!!

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Vintage 2012:  Do you remember the Log Cabin Republicans?

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May 092018
 

It’s a very busy day, here at the CatBox, and I slept poorly.  I had about 90 minutes of paperwork to do this morning.  Store to Door should be delivering groceries for me to unpack and stow in a couple hours.  WWWendy comes this evening to destink the TomCat.  It’s cooled today, and I have three cool days, before the next heat wave comes this weekend.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:30 (average 4:59).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Trae Crowder Channel): Liberal Redneck – Nuclear Dealbreaker

 

Spot-on!  If those are Trump’s true prayers, may they be granted. If Trump sticks his dick in a gun, it had better be a BB gun. RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Outrage & Trepidation After President Trump Abandons Iran Nuclear Deal

 

Trumps’ favorite policy is to pull out. He shouldn’t bother. He should know that she’ll never notice the difference. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Inequality Media Channel): In Conversation: Elizabeth Warren and Robert Reich (27 min.)

 

In many ways, the Democratic Party is a swamp that needs to be drained. However, before we drain that swamp, we need to exterminate the entire infestation of vicious Republican Alligators. Liz in 2020! RESIST!!

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May 082018
 

It’s a hot sunny day here at the CatBox and I am already running the AC.  I’m still wrong out and tired from poor sleep, brought on by high concentrations of pollen.  It’s that time of year again.  ARGH!

Nameless Update:

As I write, he had not yet been back to comment, but Nameless did return home yesterday evening.  He is probably out partying with family and misbehaving in riotous debauchery. Surprised smile

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:31 (average 5:48).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): Petro Dollars – Parody of Wooly Bully

Wouldn’t a boycott on Saudi oil and a move to green energy be wonderful? RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): The sobering stats for Republicans

Don’t get lazy!  Every Republican in office is one Republican too many. RESIST!! Then VOTE BLUE!!

From The New Yorker: In a move that has stirred controversy in both legal and medical circles, Donald J. Trump removed Rudy Giuliani from his legal team on Monday by naming him the new White House doctor.

The decision to appoint the former New York mayor to such a key medical position raised eyebrows, in no small part because Giuliani would become the first White House doctor in history not to possess a medical degree.

But, in an official White House briefing to announce the decision, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, pushed back against the criticism of Giuliani’s nonexistent medical credentials. “Rudolph Giuliani is every bit as qualified to be a doctor as he is to be a lawyer,” she said.

Dr. Giuliani hit the ground running in his new job, immediately scheduling an hour-long appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News program to discuss the state of Trump’s health.

Sorry Andy. Trump isn’t bright enough to do that. RESIST!!

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May 072018
 

I’m feeling completely wiped out today.  After a very busy day yesterday, a small kitchen fire on the 5th floor set off the alarms, waking me from a sound sleep at 1:30 AM.  By the time anyone knew there was nothing to worry about, as always, I had dressed, gotten up, put on George, and prepared to be evacuated.  I was back in bed by 2:30, but was wide-awake and could not get back to sleep.

Nameless Update:

As I commented last night, Nameless is in the hospital and requests your thoughts and prayers.  He expects to be allowed to return home after his echo-cardiogram, so he may be on-site before I publish this.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:44 (average 4:48).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Inequality Media Channel): The Monopolization of America

 

I fully agree. There’s nothing in the presentation that I didn’t already know, but few do and all need to learn in order to RESIST!!

From CNN: National security officials and some Republicans are preparing contingency plans in case President Donald Trump’s nominee to lead the CIA, Gina Haspel, falters amid questions about her past role in the George W. Bush-era extreme interrogation program and destruction of videotapes of waterboarding, five sources familiar with the matter tell CNN….

…Haspel’s 33-year CIA career is controversial for several reasons. She oversaw a CIA black site in Thailand in 2002 where harsh interrogations were conducted, although she was not at the site when al Qaeda suspect Abu Zubaydah was waterboarded at least 83 times. She was also chief of staff to the director of the National Clandestine Service, Jose Rodriguez, in 2005 when the CIA tapes of interrogations were destroyed. Rodriguez wrote in his memoir that he asked Haspel to prepare a cable granting permission to destroy the tapes, though he made the decision.

National security officials say they still believe she can survive a Senate confirmation hearing — but some say there contingency plans if she doesn’t.

At that time, the majority of Americans believed Republican lies that torture works, and it was legal.  Most Americans did not know we hung Japanese officers for waterboarding GIs.  Torture was "legal", so it is not reasonable to blame her for her oversight. However, she must not be confirmed because she participated in a cover-up by destroying tapes she was legally required to safeguard. Her apparent intent to obstruct the investigation that resulted in outlawing torture. RESIST!!

From NY Times: A group of student activists sat in the library at George Mason University this past week feeling both vindicated and violated.

The group, Transparent GMU, had sued the university and its fund-raising foundation last year after it was denied requests for documents that it suspected showed how deep-pocket donors were given undue influence over academic affairs. After a recent court hearing in the case, the university released those documents, some of which appeared to affirm the group’s suspicions.“It feels like transparency Christmas,” said Kailey Adkins, a sophomore at George Mason and a Transparent GMU member. But, she added, “I mostly feel deceived and disappointed. GMU breached my trust and sense of security in my education.”

The documents reveal in surprising detail that for years, as George Mason grew from a little-known commuter school to a major public university and a center of libertarian scholarship, millions of dollars in donations from conservative-leaning donors like the Charles Koch Foundation had come with strings attached.

As early as 1990, entities controlled by the billionaire brothers Charles G. and David H. Koch were given a seat on a committee to pick candidates for a professorship that they funded, the records show. Similar arrangements that continued through 2009 gave donors decision-making roles in selecting candidates for key economics appointments at the Mercatus Center, a Koch-funded think tank on campus that studies markets and regulation. The appointments, which also created faculty lines at George Mason, were steered to professors who, like the Kochs, embraced unconstrained free markets.

If Republican Billionaires want to control the agendas of colleges to teach their bullshit propaganda to turn students into Koch suckers, it is their right to do so, no matter how distasteful I consider it. However, it is NOT their right to do it secretly, hiding it from the students. Caveat discipulus! RESIST!!

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May 062018
 

I have a busy day, because WWWendy should arrive in about an hour to destink the sticky TomCat, and help with chores, including the dreaded task.  Last night I celebrated Cinco de Meow with a double portion of my infamous chili, and have sent green greetings to the Squatch.  WWWendy says Hi to all.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:41 (average 5:08).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (SNL Channel): Michael Cohen Wiretap Cold Open

 

It’s so close that it almost loses its humor. I agree with Stormy. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): DONNY BOY (Parody of Danny Boy)

 

His second parody video, released 9/15/2017. He really had the Fuhrer pegged! RESIST!!

From CNN: Former Vice President Joe Biden recently took a trip to Arizona to visit Sen. John McCain, who is battling brain cancer, and says McCain is "concerned about the state of the country," The New York Times reported Saturday.

Biden described the visit, which took place last Sunday, to the Times, saying, "John knows he’s in a very, very, very precarious situation, and yet he’s still concerned about the state of the country." Biden told the newspaper that he and McCain "talked about how our international reputation is being damaged and we talked about the need for people to stand up and speak out."

I agree with McCain, but to be fair, as McConJob, he opened the door for Trump when he chose Sarah Palin, aka Bloody Bullseye Barbie, aka Drill Baby Dingbat, as his running mate and brought the Republican extremist fringe into national prominence. Her sheeple became Trump’s deplorables. RESIST!!

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75 years when I made the cartoon, 81 years now.

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May 052018
 

It’s hot and muggy.  I feel quite tired.  Dump Trump!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:22 (average 4:37).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): Fox News cries "witch hunt"

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

Now I wonder where the Fuhrer got the idea to say, "witch hunt." RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Rod Rosenstein Makes A Stand Against Donald Trump’s Interlopers In Congress [21 min.]

 

Compare Rachel’s conclusion with what I said yesterday. Great minds fall in the sane ditch! RESIST!!

From YouTube (a Day Late): OHIO CSNY – Kent State Massacre Montage

 

RESIST!!

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May 042018
 

It was a very muggy night, and I could not get to sleep, so I’m feeling very tired.  TGIF!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:15 (average 5:51).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Late Show Channel): Profiles In Discourage: Blankenship’s ‘Cocaine Mitch’ Ad

 

Murderer Blankenship is such a jerk! Everyone knows that Bought Bitch Mitch doesn’t snort coke. He sucks Koch! RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): DOJ Gets Wise To GOP Effort To Tip Off President Trump On Mueller Probe

 

The House Republicans, who are making these bogus demands, should all be charged with Obstruction of Justice.  RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: The special counsel, Robert Mueller, is actively considering what would be the most appropriate thank-you gift to send to the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani, a source close to Mueller’s team has confirmed.

According to the source, Mueller and his team were behind closed doors on Thursday morning to discuss the gift and appear to be close to a decision.

“They’ve been around and around on this, but a consensus seems to be forming on a bottle of single-malt Scotch,” the source said.

Moments after the news of Mueller’s gift to Giuliani leaked, however, Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels’s lawyer, indicated that he had already sent Giuliani a single-malt Scotch on Thursday morning and advised Mueller to select an alternative gift, such as Dom Pérignon champagne or beluga caviar.

Dang Andy! Straight News! RESIST!!

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May 032018
 

Yesterday really wore me out.  I went to sleep before 9:00 PM and slept eight hours.  That happens once in a blue moon.  It’s warmer today, and I’ll have to button up with the AC soon.  I’m still pretty tired.  I called the IRS to see if I can deduct myself, and unfortunately for Trump, there is no such thing as deductible pussy. Cat face

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:08 (average 5:00).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Did Rudy Giuliani Just Contradict President Trump Over Why Comey Was Fired?

 

He also contradicted his Fuhrer by saying that Trump, aka Spanky, reimbursed Cohen for the Stormy bribe, when Trump had claimed to know nothing about the bribe. RESIST!!

From Business Insider: Investigators have warned that they will continue to pursue Cambridge Analytica despite the controversial data firm shutting down on Wednesday.

Britain’s Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO) said it will keep investigating accusations that Cambridge Analytica scraped data from 87 million Facebook accounts and weaponised it during political campaigns, including the 2016 US election.

The ICO said it would press on even if it means going after the executives individually.

Good riddance to Cambridge Analytica, and I hope all the people responsible serve time and are stripped of all the money they made off the election theft. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker:

Donald J. Trump deleted nine tweets early Wednesday morning in a failed attempt to spell the word “subpoena,” a White House source confirmed.

According to the source, Trump spent more than an hour angrily trying to spell the legal term before giving up in disgust.

“I’ve never seen him so enraged,” the source said. “He hates the word ‘subpoena’ more than the E.P.A. hates the words ‘climate’ and ‘change.’ ”

That’s OK, Andy, as long as subpoena writers can spell "Trump!" RESIST!!

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Godwin’s Law – a common meme used by Republicans, other fascists, pseudo-intellectuals, and people with their heads in the sand or in smellier places, whenever anyone points out the verifiable commonalities between today’s Republican Party and Germany’s National Socialist Party.

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