Feb 082018
 

I overslept this morning, because I’m overtired from the winter heat wave.  Starting tomorrow, temperatures will be seasonal for a few days.  I can’t wait for the feeling of snuggling under my covers to stay warm.  I spoke with my PCP yesterday afternoon.  Megan and I agreed to put my fasting labs and routine appointment off for a month, because the end of flu season is running late, it is more virulent than normal, the vaccine missed the target this year, and it’s airborne.  It’s not a good idea for me to expose myself with two routine trips to a place where people with flu routinely hang out.  I will, however, be going for my annual cancer screening at Casey Eye Institute on Monday.  Coverage of the Winter Olympics has started, and I remain a big-time amateur sports fan.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:39 (average 4:31).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter Resigns After Abuse Allegations Surface

 

The White House has known about Porter’s predations for over a year, and didn’t care, even when he could not get his security clearance because of them. Republicans tried to keep Porter indefinitely, even after his resignation, but due to publicity and public outcry, today is his last day. It is a dark day for little Donnie Grabatwat, who depends on Porter to help him develop techniques to abuse women, RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: The Pentagon has turned down Donald J. Trump’s request for a grand military parade in Washington, D.C., citing a sudden outbreak of bone spurs that would prevent men and women in uniform from participating.

Harland Dorrinson, a Pentagon spokesman, said that, within an hour of Trump’s request, more than a hundred thousand military personnel complained that they were suffering from acute cases of bone spurs that would make marching in such a parade a painful ordeal.

“In the history of the U.S. military, we have never experienced a bone-spur epidemic of this magnitude,” the spokesman said. “Regrettably, however, we have no choice but to issue thousands of deferments.”

Dang, Andy! That sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I bet the tanks caught bone spurs too! RESIST!!

From Think Progress: Before Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) became chairman in 2015, the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence had a reputation for bipartisanship. With the revelation, reported by CBS News on Thursday, that the committee’s Republican majority staff will soon be separated from the Democratic minority staffers on the committee by a wall — literally, a physical barrier separating public officials from each other — members of both parties are saying Nunes has destroyed any spirit of collaboration the committee once enjoyed.

Is there nothing Nunes won’t do to protect America from the truth about his Fuhrer? RESIST!!

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Feb 072018
 

It’s another unseasonably warm and exceptionally humid day.  Store to Delivered groceries, and I stowed them and had lunch.  WWWendy comes this evening to destink the TomCat and help with chores.  I ordered her an essential oil diffuser for Valentines Day.  I told her she’s getting a French maid costume for housework.  I’m not ignoring the potential deal to fund the government for two years.  I want to see how it develops, before I comment on it.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Todays took me 3:06 (average 4:53).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Jeff Merkley Channel): Offshore Drilling: Merkley Calls on Trump and Zinke to Listen to Oregon’s Local Voices

 

I fully agree with Jeff. Oregon leads the way! RESIST!!

From YouTube (CSPAN Channel): Trump on Government Shutdown

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

How anti-American can he get?!!? The world is laughing us, because Putin’s pick is still fighting to destroy our nation from within. RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Elon Musk & SpaceX Rocket Into The History Books

 

Dang!! To think that an immigrant from a Trump-called "shithole country" did all that! But he made one mistake. He should have put Trump in that car!! RESIST!!

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Feb 062018
 

It’s been something so unusual that it’s almost unheard of here… a thoroughly routine day.  Other than doing my research, the most exciting thing I’ve done is order my groceries from Store to Door.  On the other hand, we received  some very sad news.  Prayers for Nameless and his family, please.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:32 (average 6:51).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Donald Trump: Dems Not Praising State Of The Union Are Treasonous

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

To a large extent, I disagree. What we have here is a clear-cut case of projection. The traitor just accused the patriots of treason. RESIST!!

From Washington Post: President Trump and congressional Republicans have spent much of the past year trying to connect a giddy stock market rally with their economic agenda, but stocks’ precipitous plunge in the past five days has delivered a sobering reality: What goes up can come back down — quickly and with little warning.

With Monday’s steep fall, Trump has presided over the biggest stock market drop in U.S. history, when measured by points in the Dow Jones industrial average. The free fall began in earnest Jan. 30 and snowballed Friday and Monday, for a combined loss of almost 2,100 points, or 8 percent of the Dow’s value.

It is also unclear if the past week will amount to a small correction or the beginning of a painful slide that many investors said was overdue.

I suspect it’s a correction. Because the tax cuts for billionaires are raising the debt, the US now needs to borrow more at a higher interest rate. Higher interest rates increase bond returns. That makes bonds a more attractive investment.  When investors move to bonds, they pull money from the stock market, dropping stock prices. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: After watching it suffer its worst losses since he became President, Donald Trump is “seriously considering” firing the Dow Jones Industrial Average, aides have confirmed.

According to the aides, Trump is “furious” at the D.J.I.A. for going down so precipitously and believes that it has treated him “very unfairly.”

“Increasingly, the President has become convinced that the Dow Jones Industrial Average is not on his team,” one aide said. “Seeing the negative Dow numbers in the corner of the TV screen has been wrecking eleven hours of every day for him.”

Reportedly, Trump is mulling replacing the Dow with a new system, in which Sarah Huckabee Sanders would appear every day at 4 p.m. to announce how high stocks had skyrocketed.

Dang, Andy! I thought he would just blame Little Adam for the drop!! RESIST!!

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Feb 052018
 

Oh God it’s Monday, and what a Monday!  Yesterday afternoon I was catching forty winks, before the game, when my smoke detector started chirping.  It was every 30 seconds, and it was very LOUD.  So I went down to the desk, and they came up to replace the battery right away.  I was very pleased, but did not know the new battery was defective.  The loud chirping resumed and woke me up at 1:00 AM.  It kept me up all night.  Staff replaced the battery again this morning, but I’m REALLY pooped.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:34 (average 4:26).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Ellipsoid Orb Report:

How can I best describe the Super Bowl?  It was not a punters’ duel.  Of the fifty two I have watched, it was probably most entertaining, breaking the record for total offence with over a quarter left to play.  The Eagles won 41 – 33.  Here are the highlights.  Note the incomplete pass TO Brady, the touchdown pass TO Foles, and the Brady sack and fumble that, in my opinion, was the game breaker.  He may have been distracted by a ripping chili cheer from me.

On the down side, now begins the great darkness, when the Ellipsoid Orb passes out of view, leaving us in darkness.  It is a time for wailing and gnashing of teeth.  But have faith!  The blessed Orb shall return.

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): Um, Did He Lie? A Parody Commentary on the SOTU

 

Um, did he lie? Hell yes! RESIST!!

From YouTube (NY Times Channel): The Nunes Memo vs. the Schiff Memo

 

That sums it up well. RESIST!!

From The Baffler: WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN DISNEY would achieve the victory of total entertainment. In December, the Walt Disney Company offered $52.4 billion for most of 21st Century Fox. The deal would join Disney’s own assets—including Marvel, Lucasfilm, Pixar, ESPN, and ABC—with Fox’s National Geographic, FX, its regional sports networks, and its television studio. A transparent bid to forestall the growing market share of Netflix, the merger would amass a horde of content meant to populate two planned streaming services—and a third if you include Hulu, which Disney would control with a majority stake. Should the acquisition be approved, a prospect made likelier by Trump’s friendship with Fox’s executive chairman Rupert Murdoch, the resulting company would be, according to the New York Times, “a colossus unlike anything Hollywood has ever seen.”

I can envision Porky Pig popping out of a drum, stuttering, and saying, "Sieg heil, folks!" RESIST!!

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Feb 042018
 

It’s a high holy day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb.  The walking rectum likes the Patriots.  Go Eagles!  I’ll be spending the afternoon in meditation.  WWWendy is due in about 45 minutes to destink the TomCat and help with chores, including making a big load of chili.  That way I can cheer the Eagles from one end and Trump’s Patriots from the other.

WWWendy just left and greets you all! The chili will produce a magnificent green cloud!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:20 (average 5:54).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (SNL Channel): Fox & Friends Cold Open

 

I wonder if the SNL crew really understands just how close to the truth they are. I think, yes. RESIST!!

From Washington Post: Longtime televangelist Pat Robertson is recovering after suffering an embolic stroke, according to the Christian Broadcasting Network [hate channel delinked], a Virginia-based television network Robertson founded.

Robertson, 87, was rushed to the nearest stroke center Friday after a family member recognized “the onset of symptoms,” the CBN report says.

“Within minutes of receiving [clot-busting drugs], Dr. Robertson was awake and responsive and able to move all of his limbs,” CBN states. He is expected to make a full recovery.

As much as I cannot stand this Republican Supply-side pseudo-Christian and purveyor of Republican hatred, I would not wish a stroke upon him. However, if he makes a full recovery, but loses the use of his vocal chords, that would be a blessing for the world. RESIST!!

From NY Times: For Republicans in the states, the political warning signs keep mounting: In Virginia, it was an electoral shellacking that nearly snapped their 20-year grip on the State House. In Wisconsin, it was a midwinter rout in a special election for the State Senate, fought in a conservative district.

And in Pennsylvania, it has been an exodus of state legislators from the Philadelphia area, where more than half a dozen Republicans have opted for retirement over a strenuous campaign in 2018.

“It looks like it’s going to be a war zone,” said State Representative Gene DiGirolamo, a moderate Republican, of his native Bucks County, a spacious suburb on the New Jersey border.

As national Republicans dig in to defend their majorities in Congress in the midterm elections, party leaders across the country have grown anxious about losses on a different front: state legislatures. Over the last decade, Republicans have dominated most state capitals, enacting deep tax cuts, imposing new regulations on labor unions and abortion providers, and drawing favorable congressional maps to reinforce their power in Washington.

November can’t come soon enough! RESIST!!

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Feb 032018
 

It’s a comparatively lazy day here in the CatBox, but I do have three articles for you.  Tomorrow will be a little crazy, because it’s a WWWendy day and the highest holy day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb.  As a rule, I root for the AFC, but Trump loves the Patriots, do go Eagles!!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:55 (average 4:48).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Inequality Media Channel): Trump’s 20 Worst Broken Promises

 

The Reich on the left is right, but it would be far easier to list the promises that he has kept. That list has zero items. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Former hippies across the United States have been put in the unbearable position of rooting for the F.B.I., hippies have confirmed.

From Vermont to California, erstwhile hippies bemoaned a nightmare scenario that has forced them to side with a law-enforcement agency they have despised since the Summer of Love.

“I always dreamed I’d spend my retirement surrounded by my grandchildren, telling them that the F.B.I. were fascist pigs,” Carol Foyler, a former hippie who lives in Santa Cruz, said. “That dream has been shot to hell.”

Her husband, Mick, nodded his head in sad agreement. “We were so happy when pot was legalized in California,” he said. “But the fact that we’re now on the same side as the F.B.I. has ruined even that.”

Dang Andy! As a former hippie, I have to agree! RESIST!!

From Raw Story: [T]he U.S. flu outbreak worsened over the past week as more people headed to doctors’ offices and emergency rooms, with hospitalizations at the highest in nearly 10 years, U.S. health officials said on Friday.

Sixteen children died of the flu in the week ended Jan. 27, bringing total pediatric deaths to 53 for the season, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s weekly report.

Out of every 100,000 people in the general population, an estimated 51.4 have been hospitalized for the flu, surpassing the rate in the last severe season of 2014-2015, when 710,000 were hospitalized and 148 children died. Adults aged 65 or older had the most hospitalizations, followed by those aged 50 to 64 and children below 5.

“So far this year the cumulative rate of hospitalization is the highest since we began tracking in this way,” Dr. Anne Schuchat, acting director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, told reporters on a conference call.

Do you feel safer, because Republicans have cut funding for the CDC? RESIST!!

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Feb 022018
 

It’s another very busy day, here in the CatBox.  I scheduled medical appointments and my ride to my labs appointment next week.  I did all my research and some home tasks.  I am about to write the January’s Monthly Report, a prodigious task in itself.  I think that one of the reasons I’ve bees so tired is that I got in the habit of spending a lot of time in bed when I was sick, and too much rest has contributed to not getting enough sleep and a general sense of lethargy, so I’m forcing myself to give up my morning nap time and spend more time on George, to give myself more exercise.  TGIF!!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:10 (average 5:11).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (RWW Channel): Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Trump’s Demon-Possessed Critics ‘Are Bringing About The End Of The World’

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

The answer to "where are the demonic spirits?" is "in the Oval Office". It is Republicans, who reject religious freedom, as they seek to disavow all but Republican Supply-side pseudo-Christians, the exact opposite of real Christians.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Donald Trump Faith Misplaced In Memo Reportedly Focused On Carter Page

 

Often, when Rachel starts, we have no idea what she’s talking about, but when the lightbulb comes on, the clarity is blinding! I think I’ll start a secret international conspiracy to laugh at Trump with Squatch and Lona. Then Nunes can release a memo on us too.  RESIST!!

From AlterNet: Whiteness is the complexion for the protection — and being white and female can comes with great privileges as well.

According to Wednesday’s New York Times, Justice Department special counsel Robert Mueller will interview a former spokesman for Donald Trump’s legal team named Mark Corallo, who resigned last July. Corallo will reportedly tell Mueller that he took part in "a previously undisclosed conference call" with President Trump and White House communications director Hope Hicks:

Mr. Corallo planned to tell investigators that Ms. Hicks said during the call that emails written by Donald Trump Jr. before the [June 2016] Trump Tower meeting — in which the younger Mr. Trump said he was eager to receive political dirt about Mrs. Clinton from the Russians — “will never get out.” That left Mr. Corallo with concerns that Ms. Hicks could be contemplating obstructing justice …

In response to this report, the sentiment has emerged on social media and elsewhere that Hicks — a presidential confidante and senior figure in the Trump administration — is somehow naive or too young or supposedly in over her head, and that she should be given the opportunity to make amends and to move on from the Russian scandal later in life.

Caucasian race and female gender are no defense against charges of criminal IOKIYAR. RESIST!!

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Feb 012018
 

It’s am extremely busy day, here in the CatBox.  It’s the first of the month.  In addition to normal first chores on the home front, I changed the poll, and did my normal research.  I also made all the graphics and prepared all the data I shall need for tomorrow’s Monthly Report.  That’s two pounds of kitty shit in a one pound box, but I’m determined not to get way behind this month.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:37 (average 5:50).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Rep. Adam Schiff: Nunes Altered Approved Memo Before Sending To Trump Admin

 

What the F….?!!? We’re getting an exacerbated fantasy from Nunes’ Republican (lower than lizard) amygdala! RESIST!!

From YouTube: Congresswoman Maxine Waters Drags Trump In The Classiest Way

 

Amen Maxine! I could not agree more! RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Donald J. Trump collapsed from exhaustion after approximately ninety minutes of pretending to be a human being with empathy, the White House doctor has confirmed.

“In all my years of practicing medicine, I have never met a patient as healthy and vigorous as President Trump,” Dr. Ronny Jackson said. “But the sustained effort of simulating compassion proved too much for someone who has never exercised that part of his brain before.”

Shortly after Trump spent a gruelling ninety minutes pretending to care about immigrants, the unemployed, and other people whom he normally dismisses as losers, aides noticed that he was turning from a bright orange to a slightly paler orange before crumpling to the ground in a giant heap.

“If you have never spent a moment thinking about a human being besides yourself, imagine trying to pretend you are doing that for a solid ninety minutes,” Jackson said. “It’s physically punishing.”

Dang Andy! It’s too bad Trump didn’t actually care for a split second. The strain of that would have killed him. RESIST!!

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