Apr 052019
 

BREXIT IS GETTING HILARIOUS

No matter what British Prime Minister Theresa May has tried in the past two years, she wasn’t able to unify the MP’s in the Lower House behind any of the versions of her Brexit Plan. And no matter how much pressure her political opponents put on her, she wouldn’t quit either. If May doesn’t come up with some miracle solution, Britain is going to crash out of the European Union on April 12, crash meaning no deal whatsoever. The British public can do nothing but wait and, in the meantime, does what it usually does: bear it all with a stiff upper lip, protest, or make fun of it.

As usual British born John Oliver puts his finger on the sore spot in a humorous way two weeks ago (for Brexit watch up to 2:10):

However, some protesters have had it with their government thrown in absolute disarray and spending all of its time debating Brexit, and Brexit only. (New York Times) Of course, they did it with some humor too: they stripped nearly naked in the public gallery, proclaiming that climate change, not the stalemate over Britain’s withdrawal from the European Union, was the real emergency facing the country.

When PM May’s Brexit Plan was voted down for the third time (ABC news), opposition politicians declared the deal as good as dead. Labour Party legislator Ian Murray likened it to the dead parrot in a Monty Python comedy sketch.

“Her deal is no more,” he said. “It has ceased to exist. It is bereft of life. It rests in peace. It’s a deal that has been nailed to its perch. It’s an ex-parrot, it is an ex-deal.”

Even the iconic parliament buildings are straining under all this pressure. British Parliament is falling apart. No, literally (ABC News). For months, political pundits have questioned whether British Parliament is falling apart in the wake of months of Brexit chaos — and a leaky roof, it would seem, is doing little to quell those concerns.

The sheer lunacy of the Brexit process doesn’t escape the New York Times when it reports:

Politico reported the other day that the French European affairs minister, Nathalie Loiseau, had named her cat “Brexit.” Loiseau told the Journal du Dimanche that she chose the name because “he wakes me up every morning meowing to death because he wants to go out, and then when I open the door he stays in the middle, undecided, and then gives me evil looks when I put him out.”

If you can’t take a joke you shouldn’t have come to London right now, because there is political farce everywhere. In truth, though, it’s not very funny. It’s actually tragic. What we’re seeing is a country that’s determined to commit economic suicide but can’t even agree on how to kill itself. It is an epic failure of political leadership.

Well said, I’d say.

Cross-posted on Care2 HERE

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Samantha Bee from 4/3

 Posted by at 11:52 am  Politics
Apr 042019
 

It’s that time of week again, and here are four excellent video clips from Sam’s show last night.  Enjoy!

Roe V. Wade V. Everyone

 

Women’s reproductive health must be exclusively women’s choice. The Republican Reich wants government to fit between women’s legs.

Anti-Anti-Vaxxers

 

Once upon a time, I thought that Anti-Vaxxers were ‘harmless fruitcakes’. I am now convinced that only the second half of that description is true.

White at the Museum

 

Is “white culture” skin-deep or cultural bias? I think the latter.

Samantha Bee Responds to Joe Biden

 

In my day (I’m 71), behavior like Biden’s was considered acceptable, and I often hugged people innocently. If it made women uncomfortable, they never told me. As time changed, I learned about personal space and changed. I still hug people. Man or woman matters not. But now I ask, until I know it’s expected and appreciated. I think Joe was oblivious to cultural growth, and as long as he changes, he should not be pilloried for this. Spot-on Sam!

Good Show, Sam!

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Apr 042019
 

It’s another busy day here at the CatBox.  I overslept and am running late.  WWWendy appreciates your kind wishes.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:00 (average 4:46). To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Volunteer Work:

I thought you might enjoy seeing a picture of my guys.  The Woman on the lower right is Sandi.  On the rare occasions I can go down, she takes me.

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Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): William Barr’s Rosy Report Spin Frustrates Mueller Investigators: NYT (23.5 min.)

 

There are lots of goodies here for people, who love exposing the truth about Putin’s Piddle Pervert and the Republican Reich. Trump’s Coverup General, Barf Bag Barr, appears to have done his Fuhrer’s bidding. I hope that we get the full report, before US voters, world-renowned for laziness and apathy, stop paying attention. RESIST!!

From YouTube (NY Times Channel): Who Is Lori Lightfoot? She’ll Be Chicago’s First Black Woman Mayor

 

I have no doubt that Lori will be an exponential improvement over the vile Rahmbo. Kudos to Chi Town. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: German Chancellor Angela Merkel demanded that Donald Trump issue a “complete and sincere apology” to the German people, after Trump claimed incorrectly, on Tuesday, that his father was born in Germany.

“Of the many insulting things that Donald Trump could say to the German people, alleging that his father was born here is by far the most hurtful,” she said. “He must take it back at once.”

Merkel said that Germany would consider breaking off diplomatic relations with the U.S. immediately if Trump did not acknowledge “that his father was born somewhere else.”

I agree with her, Andy. Germany was right to expel Grandpa Drumpfenfarten for draft dodging. RESIST!!

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Dr. King had said that he expected to be assassinated by the right.  He was right.

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Who Really Steals Elections?

 Posted by at 10:01 am  Politics
Apr 032019
 

The Republican Reich are masters of projection.  One of the easiest ways we have to discover their crimes du jour is to watch what they accuse innocent Democrats of doing.  At the moment, Resident Donald Trump, who owes his Residency to his idol, Vladimir Putin [R-RU], is accusing Democrats of Election Theft.  So, who really steals elections?

 

This is what Trump said last night at an RNCC event:

We’re going to watch those vote tallies. I keep hearing about the election and the various counting measures that they have. There were a lot of close elections that were — every single one of them went Democrat. If it was close, they say the Democrat — there’s something going on. You’ve got — hey, you’ve got to be a little more paranoid than you are. We have to be a little bit careful. I don’t like the way the votes are being tallied.

In other words: Heads I win, tails you lose! Booga booga!

CNN’s New Day explained the obvious.

“So it seems to me he has a problem with the way the votes are being tallied when people he wants to win lose. That’s where he has a real problem. I didn’t hear him concerned about the rampant election fraud that invalidated an entire election in North Carolina, for instance,” John Berman said….

Inserted from <Crooks and Liars>

Here’s the video:

 

Here are ten documented examples of Republican election theft.

Removal of voters from rolls:

 

1a. Jon Husted GOP Ohio Secy of State removed 2 million nonRepublicans from voter rolls prior to the 2016 election, giving OH to Trump. Some registrations were eliminated because of a missing zip code.

 

1b. Jeb Bush and K Harris in Florida removed hundreds of thousands of voters from rolls in 2000 and 2004 giving election to G W Bush twice.

 

1c. Governor Scott Walker, Republican of Wisconsin, removed 300,000 registered voters, a crime which helped in Trump’s fraudulent win.

 

1d The NAACP has sued the Senator Burr-connected GOP establishment in North Carolina for removing blacks from the voting rolls

 

2. Gerrymandering by Republicans in many states has stolen Democratic vote power. Karl Rove has been 1 architect of this.

 

3. NH Republicans jammed handicapped Dems’ ride request lines. Some were jailed.

 

4. Nathan Sproul was employed by Mitt Romney in 2012, McCain in 2008, by Karl Rove, and by state Republican parties in Virginia, Minnesota, Colorado, Nevada, Arizona, MInnesota. In at least 8 states he ran phony voter registration drives throwing away all nonRepublicans’ registrations

 

5. In Ohio Kenyon College students were kept waiting til 4 am. In Akron’s N Hill, a Democrat city, people left in rain for 1/ hour.  Delaying poll openings or shutting them entirely is a Republican tactic.

 

6. Around the state of Ohio in 2000 available computer numbers were reduced.

 

7. Republicans in many states have shut down precincts requiring, e.g., African Americans to drive or bus 2 hours.

 

8. Republicans in many states have frequently moved precincts.  Republicans have over and over in many states opposed same day registration, automatic registration when getting a driver’s license, expanded voting hours, automatic and universal voter registration etc.

 

9. In Ohio and elsewhere some voters have not been notified of the move.

 

10. The Jacksonville Times Union in cooperation with Jeb Bush ran a special newspaper edition in African American areas instructing voters to vote every page of the ballot. 20,000 black votes were invalidated…

Inserted from <All Poetry>

I shared the first 10 examples of 114.  Click through for the other 104.

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Apr 032019
 

it’s another busy day here in the CatBox.  Store to Door will deliver my groceries late this morning, and I’ll have to unpack and put them away.  WWWendy comes this evening to de-stink the rancid TomCat.  We have lots of chores to do.  Poor Wendy just had another death in her family, a niece (not the one that fills in for her taking care of me).  Please remember her and her family in your thoughts, wishes, and/or prayers.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:26 (average 5:46).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Donald Trump Appears To Be Changing His Mind On Mueller Report Release

 

Could it be that the Fuhrer bought Barr’s BS, until Barr tipped him off that it really is BS? RESIST!!

From The Hill: The House Judiciary Committee voted Wednesday to authorize a subpoena to compel the Justice Department to hand over special counsel Robert Mueller’s full report to Congress.

The committee voted 24-17 along party lines to approve a resolution authorizing subpoenas for Mueller’s report, including accompanying exhibits and other attachments, as well as its underlying evidence, at a business meeting Wednesday morning. The resolution also authorizes the committee’s Democratic chairman to subpoena testimony related to the special counsel’s report.

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) said he would give Attorney General William Barr time to produce the final, unredacted report to Congress before issuing the subpoena, however he did not provide a timeline on when that would happen.

Yesterday would be a good time to issue the subpoena to Barf Bag Barr [R-Trump’s Ass]. RESIST!!

From Washington Post: Pete Buttigieg wants to abolish the electoral college. Sen. Elizabeth Warren hopes to ban gerrymandering. Sen. Cory Booker talks about limiting terms for Supreme Court justices. Beto O’Rourke is weighing an expansion of the high court.

The Democratic presidential hopefuls, prodded by a frustrated base, are pushing fundamental changes to the American political system. Aimed at changing how presidents are chosen and laws are passed, the proposals go beyond typical campaign issues such as health care and taxes to challenge the basic rules of American democracy.

Many of those ideas face long odds against enactment. But the conversation speaks volumes about the state of the Democratic Party in the age of Trump, reflecting a sentiment in the party that the system has stopped working fairly — a grievance once voiced more often by conservatives, including President Trump.

These are all good ideas, and they should be discussed, but they are long term goals that many voters will see as pie in the sky. Without ignoring those issues, we need to put kitchen table issues in the front seat. RESIST!!

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Apr 022019
 

Sitting at the breakfast table in the upstairs living quarters of the White House, Melania tells Donald that she had a dream last night.  And in her dream, Trump had finally gotten his huge military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue that he has so long pined for. 

It was spectacular – celebrated by hundreds of thousands of cheering, flag-waving Americans lining both sides of the avenue and stretching as far as the eye could see.

“I bet I had a huge smile!” Trump exclaimed.

“I couldn’t tell,” Melania replied. “It was a closed casket.”

At the Barbara Bush Funeral:

(Editor’s Note: I’ve only seen this joke from several different sources this week, so I apologize if it’s an “Oldie-but-Goodie” for most of you.)

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Apr 022019
 

Here is the one hundred fifty-fifth article in our Republicans on Parade series, featuring individuals who personify what the Republican Party has become. Today’s winner is Trump sycophant, self-proclaimed Nazi, and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. He is so honored losing a lawsuit. He was sued for claiming the Republican murder of Heather Heyer was a staged plot by Democrats to make his Fuhrer look bad and targeting the man that posted the video for Nazi violence.  This is his third award. Previous awards in 2013 and 2016 were also for Republican conspiracy theories.

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A federal judge ruled Friday that Alex Jones and other online conspiracy peddlers cannot dismiss a defamation suit alleging that they invented damaging smears about a counter-protester at the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally.

“Victims of vile conspiracy theories should take comfort in Judge Moon’s ruling that Brennan Gilmore’s defamation suit against InfoWars must proceed,” Andrew Mendrala, an attorney with Georgetown Law’s Civil Rights Clinic, which helped bring the case, said in a statement. “Today’s decision shows that the law will protect victims of baseless lies by holding people like Alex Jones accountable for the harm they cause.”

Gilmore sued Jones, Gateway Pundit’s Jim Hoft and several other far-right publishers for falsely labeling him as a “deep state” operative. They claimed that a video he captures and posted online of white supremacist Alex James Fields ramming his car into Heather Heyer was part of an elaborate, staged plot to undermine the Trump administration.

The defendants requested that the lawsuit be thrown out, claiming they were simply exercising their First Amendment right to share theories and opinions about the incident.

But in Friday’s ruling, Judge Norman Moon of Virginia’s Western District agreed with Gilmore that they knowingly published these false stories “with actual malice.”… [emphasis added]

Inserted from <TPM>

Others were named, but Jones is their Republican ringleader.

Kudos to Judge Norman Moon, a fair man, and a Clinton appointee.  I fear we man need a Parade for a White Supremacist Republican Judge, if this decision is overruled.

This video from Bloomberg explains the influence he had over his beloved Fuhrer Drumphenfarten.

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

No other Republican has received three parades… so far.

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Apr 022019
 

I have another busy day with lots to get done, as I prepare to do taxes on Sunday.  It was a muggy night.  I slept poorly.  I hoped to get a Monthly Report done today or tomorrow, but I’m afraid I just don’t have enough time.  I hope I can next month.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:24 (average 5:33).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Snopes Channel): Did a Banned Federal Study Show That Refugees Bring in More in Government Revenues Than They Cost?

 

Call the report “banned” or “suppressed”, Fuhrer Drumpfenfarten and the Republican Reich are cheerleaders for bigotry and enemies of truth across the board. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): Robert Reich: Everything You Need to Know About the New Economy

 

Of course the Reich on the left, Robert Reich, is right. The Reich on the Right, the Republican Reich, have rigged the game for billionaires. All Robert’s ideas must be adopted. Spreading the truth is what I do. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: After praising Donald J. Trump, on Sunday, for cutting aid to “three Mexican countries,” the cast of “Fox & Friends” blamed former President Barack Obama for creating additional Mexicos during his tenure in the White House.

“When Barack Obama took office, there was only one Mexico,” the host Ed Henry said. “He allowed these additional Mexicos to develop.”

Henry’s co-host Jedediah Bila agreed that the problem of multiple Mexicos was Obama’s fault. “It was bad enough having one Mexico without Obama going out and creating a bunch of new ones,” she said, noting that there had been a three-hundred-per-cent increase in the number of Mexicos on Obama’s watch.

Straight news again, Andy? That sounds exactly like the Republican Reichsministry of Propaganda, Faux Noise.  RESIST!!

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