Resident Donald Trump, Fuhrer of the Republican Reich, felt he had to cancel his trip to Poland. He sent his lick-spittle VP instead. Why. Because, when it comes to God, she has a wonderful sense of humor. Do you remember when Jerry Falwell called God’s wrath, in the form of a hurricane, down on Disney World, because they started hiring gays openly? The next hurricane to hit the US, damaged Falwell’s Virginia Beach HQ. Well guess what happened when Trump started racist rants at the people of Puerto Rico over Dorian? And we all know how Trump wants to deal with hurricanes!
Earlier this week, Donald Trump was openly criticizing Puerto Rico for daring to be in the path of Hurricane Dorian, as if it were the island’s fault. Trump also recently (and illegally) diverted hurricane relief funding to help build his imaginary border wall. Now the tables – more specifically the meteorological tables – have turned.
Right around the time forecasters announced that Dorian had changed course and was now headed toward Donald Trump’s home of Mar-a-Lago in Florida, Trump suddenly decided that his Poland trip was no longer important to him, and handed it off to Mike Pence instead. Trump didn’t seem to feel compelled to stay home when he thought the hurricane was going to hit the United States island territory of Puerto Rico, because in Trump’s eyes, Puerto Ricans aren’t real (translation: white) Americans.
Now Trump has a three-fold problem. First, there are the bad optics here, as everyone knows that Trump didn’t care about this hurricane at all until it took a turn toward one of his most cherished properties. Second, Trump faces the prospect of having to mount a hurricane relief effort, at a time when he’s gone five months without a permanent FEMA Director, and he just pulled FEMA funding for his wall fantasy. Third – least important in the big picture but certainly most important to him – a destructive hurricane is heading toward Mar-a-Lago… [emphasis added]
Inserted from <The Palmer Report>
Now, I doubt the Fuhrer will weather the storm in Mar-a–Lago. I trust a sudden attack of bone spurs will prevent that. However, if he does, a nuke is in order.





