Aug 142018
 

I got my test results back today, and Megan was very happy with them.  My A1C is 7.0 and everything else is in the good range.  The weather is horrid with 100° forecast, 52% humidity, and severe haze from the many wildfires in Oregon and southern Washington.  The picture below is a color picture from 8 AM here.  Take back Fitzwalkerstan!!

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Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:05 (average 5:37).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): The movement to protect LGBTQ people from conversion therapy

 

From what I can understand, as an outsider, LGBTQ kids are exactly the way God made them. Ban conversion therapy! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Despite All The Scandal, Carl Paladino Is Back

 

Whether Collins or Paladino, I see little difference between them. In different ways, they are equally deplorable.  Go Nate McMurray! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From The New Yorker: Blasting his former colleague Omarosa Manigault, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that “the White House is no place for a lying lowlife from a reality show.”

“People were impressed by Omarosa because they saw her on a TV show,” Trump told reporters from his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey. “Well, I’ve got news for you: being on a reality show does not qualify you to work in the government.”

Explaining why he considered her a “lowlife,” Trump said, “She’s rude, abrasive, and offensive. Having someone like that in the White House is an embarrassment to our country.”

But worst of all, Trump said, was Omarosa’s lying, which he called “constant.”

“She can’t go a day without lying, and what’s more, she’s narcissistic and paranoid,” he said. “A psycho like that shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the Situation Room.”

Dang, Andy! If that’s straight news, he’s right! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From Alternet: British actor Sacha Baron Cohen has once again punked right-wing America spectacularly on his show, "Who Is America?" This time, his mark — pro-gun activist Dan Roberts — was tricked into aggressively sucking a sex toy on camera.

Roberts, who is the founder of Youth Shooters of America and who has accused the Parkland shooting survivors of "emotional blackmail," was being instructed on how to survive being captured by terrorist militants, with Cohen disguised as his Israeli anti-terror expert character, Erran Morad.

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LMAO!! I suspect that Republican Ammosexual, Dan Roberts, thought Sacha was his Fuhrer, Trump, in disguise. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Unanimously ratified by our Founding Fathers to flummox Republican Supply-side pseudo-Christians, the opposite of real authentic Christians.

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Aug 132018
 

I just arrived home from my medical appointment.  I’ll have the fasting lab results in a few days.  Otherwise, everything is good, except that the heat is back.  ARGH!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:55 (average 5:15).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Take:

From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): Robert Reich: 10 Steps To Finding Common Ground

 

I love it in theory, but I’ve used all those techniques in practice and found that the more non-threatening I am, the more hostile Republican base goose-steppers become. I think that there is a level of brain-washing past which Republican intellects, if any ever were present, shut down. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!  85 DAYS!!

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Aug 122018
 

The CatBox is cooling for two more hours.  Then it’s back to the 90°s and 100°s for at least ten days.  WWWendy is due in half an hour.  After my shower, I’m taking her to Subway.  Tomorrow I have routine fasting labs and a follow up with Megan, my PCP.  Please expect no more than a Personal Update, and I will not be distributing links messages on Care2.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:34 (average 4:37).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Religious Agony:

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Thank the Orb it’s only pre-season!

Short Takes:

From YouTube (a Blast from Long Ago): Voting machine (Bush vs. Kerry)

 

If you think that Republicans won’t do the same thing in 2018, you need to derectumize your head. Demand paper! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From Axios: Rep. Chris Collins (R-NY) has announced [tweeting twit delinked] he is suspending his re-election campaign after being charged with insider trading stemming from the sale of shares in a company called Innate Immunotherapeutics.

Collins explains the suspension is in the "best interests of his constituents" and will fill out the remaining months of his term.

Good riddance to the first Republican Congressional criminal to openly support his Fuhrer. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From Mother Jones: A year ago this weekend, Charlottesville was overrun with Confederate flags, swastikas, and torch-carrying white supremacists.

While much of the anniversary has been overrun with news about Unite the Right’s planned protest on Sunday in Washington, DC, many are using the weekend to honor Heather Heyer, the 32-year-old anti-racist counter-protester who was killed last year in Charlottesville when a suspected white nationalist drove a car into the crowd.

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God bless those who knew and loved Heather and all murdered by the Republican Reich! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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This cartoon is from 8/12/2013.  The Republican sellout to Russia began long before Trump took over the Republican Reich.

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Aug 112018
 

It was cool enough to open the window this morning, but I couldn’t open the door for cross ventilation, because the temperature in the hallway was 88°.  I expect a cool morning tomorrow until the heat returns to the 90°s on Monday for several days.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:49 (average 4:49).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Ellipsoid Orb:

Preseason began on Thursday, and my Broncos meditate on the Orb’s divine light at home this evening with the Vikings.  The starters will only go for a series or two.  May the holy Ellipsoid Orb bless my Broncos.

Fantasy Football Announcement:

The Holy Ellipsoid Orb has begun to bless the earth with its divine light once again. The live online draft for our own fantasy football league, Lefty Blog Friends, is next Saturday, August 18, at 9 AM PDT (10 AM MDT, 11 AM CDT, 12 Noon EDT).  I strongly recommend that players log into the league and participate in a mock draft between now and then.  If you cannot attend, the league will draft for you.  There are only six of us this year. See you then!

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Full Frontal Channel): Space Force Anthem

 

I wonder whether the power of space force will be as great as the infinite spaces between GOP sheeple’s ears. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From The New Yorker: Making a major announcement at the Pentagon on Thursday, Vice-President Mike Pence said that the proposed United States Space Force was necessary to defend the U.S. from gay aliens.

“I stand before you today to say that this country is under attack from outer-space gays,” Pence told the military gathering. “Only Space Force can protect us from their unimaginable evil.”

Pence detailed a nightmare scenario in which “gay aliens by the thousands” land in the U.S. in “seemingly cute spacecraft” and “subvert life in America as we know it.”

“Let’s say, for example, that these gay aliens can assume human form,” he said. “What’s to stop them from infiltrating normal bakeries and baking cakes for gay weddings?”

Dang Andy! Can we trade those gay aliens for Pence and all the Republican Supply-side pseudo-Christians? RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From Axios: The confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh will begin September 4, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley said in a statement Friday.

The hearings should last three to four days, Grassley said, a timetable that aligns with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s plan to get Kavanaugh on the bench before the midterm elections.

No quorum before the midterms. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Aug 102018
 

Here at the CatBox the heat wave goes on.  It will only be low 90°s today, but the building is so super-heated that I can feel heat from the hallway through the door, and the outside wall is a radiator all day and night.  Tomorrow will be high 70°s, but the heat will be right back, before the building has time to cool.  ARGH!!  TGIF!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:44 (average 4:48).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): Laura Ingraham’s Fox News show is a toxic cesspool

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

Whether Laura is wearing her swastika or her sheet and hood, she exemplifies Republican family values. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): Robert Reich: Trump and the Art of the No Deal

 

The Reich in the left, Robert Reich, is right. The next time the Reich on the right, the Republican Reich, offers candidates, say "No Deal!" RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From The New Yorker: In a development that could dramatically change the composition of the federal penitentiary system, Republicans are projected to pick up as many as seventy seats in prison, a leading incarceration expert said on Thursday.

“Prognostication is an inexact science,” Davis Logsdon, who studies conviction rates of corrupt politicians for the University of Minnesota’s Guilt Project, said. “Having said that, if current indictment trends hold up, the Republicans could be flipping at least seventy key prison seats.”

Logsdon broke down criminal cases against Republicans into likely convictions, likely acquittals, and toss-ups, and found that the G.O.P.’s path to the magic number of seventy new prison cells was “very doable.”

According to his projections, Republicans are running for prison “especially well” in districts where the G.O.P. member of Congress was an early supporter of Donald J. Trump.

Andy, you’re breaking my heart! Only 70?!!? RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Betsy DeVos is so proud!

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Aug 092018
 

The heat here at the CatBox is horrid.  Last night at bedtime (8:30) it was still 92° with 49% humidity.  I slept poorly and feel very tired.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:52 (average 5:46).  To di it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Nunes On Secret Tape: Brett Kavanaugh Vote, Then Rod Rosenstein Impeachment – 20 min.

 

Could it be that in Washington DC, Nunes has to keep his head so far up his Fuhrer’s butt that his neck is brown. The only way I know to defeat this Republican criminal conspiracy to obstruct justice is to flip the House. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): Robert Reich: Why Right-to-Work is Wrong

 

The Reich on the left, Robert Reich, is right. The Reich on the right, the Republican Reich, is trying to create a right for rich employers to make workers bend over and grab their ankles. Support labor! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From The New Yorker: With Tuesday’s special election in Ohio still too close to call, Republican officials in the state acknowledged that they outspent Democrats to the tune of a hundred million rubles.

Harland Dorrinson, a spokesman for the Ohio Republican Party, told reporters on Wednesday that if the G.O.P. ekes out a win, it will have been worth all of the Russian currency the Party threw at the race.

“You can talk ground game all you want, but, at the end of the day, you can’t buy TV and radio ads without rubles,” he said.

Dorrinson credited the Republican congressional-campaign committee for what he called a “highly successful ruble-raising effort.”

Andy, that’s great investigative journalism! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Aug 082018
 

It’s murderously hot today.  Store to Door delivered groceries.  I worked up a sweat putting them away, because I was not close enough to the AC.  WWWendy comes tonight, and I really need my shower, but I’ll need another by morning.  ARGH!  Happy Hump Day!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:46 (average 7:12).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): Alex Jones repeatedly threatens people with violence

Barf Bag Alert!!

Bust this Republican for conspiracy to commit hate crimes!! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From Politico: The American Civil Liberties Union on Tuesday filed a federal lawsuit against the Trump administration over its decision to remove asylum protections for victims of domestic and gang violence.

The ACLU is arguing against “expedited removal” policies, put forth by Attorney General Jeff Sessions, that it says “generally” deny claims of violence of that nature.

“This is a naked attempt by the Trump administration to eviscerate our country’s asylum protections,” Jennifer Chang Newell, managing attorney with the ACLU’s Immigrants’ Rights Project, said in a statement. “It’s clear the administration’s goal is to deny and deport as many people as possible, as quickly as possible.”

The lawsuit, Grace v. Sessions, was filed in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia in conjunction with the Center for Gender & Refugee Studies at the University of California, Hastings College of the Law.

In June, the attorney general overturned asylum protections for certain victims of violence, effectively reversing a push by the Obama administration to provide refuge to women with credible claims of domestic violence.

Kudos to the ACLU. Beauregard’s only quality is his recusal. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From The New Yorker: Californians were baffled on Monday by a series of tweets by Donald J. Trump in which he utterly failed to blame the state’s current wildfires on Hillary Clinton.

In interviews with residents up and down the Golden State, Californians agreed with the assessment of Harland Dorrinson, a Modesto native, that Trump’s failure to pin the fires on Clinton was “nothing short of bizarre.”

“When he said that there wasn’t enough water to put out the fires, I naturally assumed he was going to accuse Hillary Clinton of sneaking into California and somehow stealing all of our water,” Dorrinson said. “It was so confusing when he didn’t.”

“I thought that the wildfires would be a perfect opportunity for Trump to accuse Hillary of being anti-water and pro-fire, but he didn’t even mention her,” Tracy Klugian, who lives in San Jose, said. “Maybe he’s really distracted by all this Russia stuff and he’s off his game.”

Dang Andy! I hope he’s too busy pacing in his cell to be distracted soon. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Aug 072018
 

Portland is under another excessive heat warning.  I expect highs of or near 100° for the next three days with high humidity too.  I overslept this morning because I had trouble sleeping last night.  I had to don George, because another resident hogged the only handicapped restroom I can use without wearing George for over an hour.  It was almost puddle and mop time.  I’ve burned most of my morning rest time, so I’ll just work through.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:45 (average 5:48).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): The right-wing obsession with the “deep state” conspiracy theory

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

The only deep state is the Republican Reich. It is the deep state because of the depth of the bullshit that is piled above the heads of Republican sheeple. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From YouTube (Late Show Channel): Chris Hayes Unpacks Rick Gates’ Testimony

 

Chris has developed into a journalist on par with Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O’Donnell.  It’s interesting to see he more relaxed and laughing in the role of interviewee.  Manafart is toast.  RESIST!!  VOTE BLUE!!

From Washington Post: Since the 2016 presidential election, Donald Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star has seen just about everything. It was smashed into piecestwice. It was vandalized with a swastika, enclosed with a miniature border wall, defaced with profanity and graced with the presence of a gold-painted toilet telling passersby to “TAKE A  TRUMP.”

Trump supporters have fought back, defending the star. Late last month, hours after a man destroyed the star with a pickax, a fierce brawl ensued, leaving one person kicked in the head and another bleeding from the face.

The site has become a symbol not only of the nation’s celebrity president but of the polarization surrounding him. And a nearby city council has had enough of it.

On Monday night, the West Hollywood City Council voted unanimously in favor of a resolution to ask for the removal of Trump’s star because of the president’s “disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values of the City of West Hollywood, the region, state, and country.” It cited Trump’s lewd comments on the “Access Hollywood” tape, his policy of separating families at the border and his denial of Russian interference in the 2016 election.

Kudos to West Hollywood!! Take a TRUMP?!!? ROTF!! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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This may be too generous, but I made it in 2011.

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