Nov 092019
 

I hope it’s a restful day here in the CatBox.  I have busy times ahead.  Today is a Holy Day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb.  My Broncos have their Bye week, so may the  Divine Orb shine it’s Blessed light on your team.  Please expect no more than a Personal Update from me for the next two days.  Tomorrow is a WWWendy day with an extra stinky TomCat to scrub and lots of chores to do.  Monday is half a day of routine semi-annual eye torture with Allison, my Ocular Oncologist to make sure my eye cancer has not returned.  Weekend hugs to all!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:31 (average 5:53).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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Short Takes:

From The Nation: …The question of “control” explains the fundamental division between philanthropy and social democracy. Billionaires like Bloomberg, Cooperman, and Gates can be quite generous in giving away money—so long as they continue to control the purse strings. That type of charity, even for the best of causes, only reinforces their power in society. But social democracy isn’t about charity but rather bringing wealth, which is socially created, under democratic control. Taxing wealth and reallocating it as a democratic government sees fit is crucial to creating a society where power is more evenly distributed. Charity is commendable in many ways, but it doesn’t alter power relations.

Sanders and Warren are pursuing a hard path. To democratize the American economy, they’ll need to not just fight traditional Republican foes but also alienate some erstwhile allies. Among the former friends that need to be shunted aside are the good billionaires.

Click through for the rest.  Bloomberg may be a philanthropist and left-center socially, but fiscally, he’s a Republican. Dump the DINO! He needs to be flushed in advance.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Witness Paints Trump Scheme, Russian Threat In Vivid Detail

 

If Fiona Hill testifies next week, she will have the Republican Reich for Lunch, especially the idiot, who enables perverts, that Trump planted to enable him.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Donovan – Wear your love like heaven.

 

Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Samantha Bee from 11/6

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Nov 082019
 

It’s that time of week again, and here are 3 great video clips from Sam’s show Wednesday night.  Enjoy!

Local Elections 2019: Thank you, Kentucky! We love you, Virginia!

 

Woooo Hoooo!! Todd is virtually always wrong.

He’s Loaded: How the Trump Re-election Campaign Raised So Much Money

 

If I had a political swear jar, it would be rich!

Scaling The Border: The Not-So-Great Wall of America

 

LMAO!  Where it counts the climbers say “Mierda del Toro”!

Sam was hilarious!

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Nov 082019
 

I’m still tired, here at the CatBox.  I just haven’t recovered from gruesome days Monday and Wednesday, but I should be in the saddle today and tomorrow, followed by two short days.  TGIF Hugs to all!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:36 (average 5:42).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From Daily Kos: Sen. Lindsey Graham, chairman of the Judiciary Committee, has shifted his bootlicking skills into high gear. After demanding that Democrats release transcripts of the impeachment inquiry he told reporters, “I’m not going to read these transcripts. The whole process is a joke.” He says he will not even consider the evidence. Lindsey feels that “the whole process to be a sham” and therefore, he will not “legitimize it.” Forget about the fact that he’s spent the past three years legitimizing a man he  said would destroy the Republican Party. Forget about the fact that Graham is now espousing a standard of impeachment that is so tortured, 1999 Lindsey might convict 2019 Lindsey of treason.

But the Republican Party is trying as hard as they can to completely obliterate the legal foundations of checks and balances in our democracy, and so throwing out any and every crazy gaslighting idea to defend their powerful orange-haired cow is the order of the day. During Sen. Graham’s mini press report in the Senate hallways, possibly shaken by the sheer enormity of his liar’s task, he decided to try out a new tact: Donald Trump et al are so goddamn stupid, they can’t be involved in a quid pro quo conspiracy. Because they’re dumb dumbs.

If Lindsey Poo says his beloved Fuhrer is too stupid to be guilty, what does that say about Lindsey Poo?  RESIST!!

From YouTube and YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Exclusive: Anonymous Author Depicts Deep Trump Admin Dysfunction AND Author’s ‘Warning’ Raises Question Of Trump Staff Responsibility

 

 

I was about to say that the so-called adults in the room are doing a piss poor job of restraining the Fuhrer’s worst impulses. Especially since that is “no longer true”, the author should not be lining hus own pocket by writing a book. Instead, he should resign and present himself to the House Impeachment inquiry. RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Simon and Garfunkel – Bridge Over Troubled Water

 

Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Nov 072019
 

It’s another day, here in the CatBox.  I’d like to finish early enough to get a partial nap before Store to Door delivers groceries this afternoon.  I also have a delivery of O2 tanks coming.  I’m very tired, so instead of a third article today, I’ll post Samantha Bee’s clips tomorrow.  Way pooped Hugs!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:41 (average 5:27).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From The New Yorker: Surprisingly high turnout among smart voters in Kentucky on Tuesday has left Senator Rand Paul “terrified and shattered,” one of Paul’s aides has revealed.

As the election returns came in Tuesday night, it became clear that intelligent voters, who had never played a prominent role in any of Senator Paul’s electoral contests, were making their feelings known in unprecedented numbers.

“What we were seeing was huge participation by voters who apparently both consume and comprehend verifiable facts,” the senator’s aide said. “As far as Rand Paul is concerned, this is the doomsday scenario.”

As the night wore on, the aide said, Paul stared at the Kentucky election returns on TV in a near-catatonic state, finally moaning, “Where are all of these smart people coming from, damn it?”

Andy, this must be straight news! I can imagine Idiot (Rand Paul), Son of Idiot (Ron Paul), Named after Idiot (Ayn Rand) doing exactly that.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Dems Announce Public Hearings For Impeachment Probe As GOP Searches For Defense For Trump

 

Even Barrf is starting to read the wall. It says to Trump and the Republican Reich, “Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin.”  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): The Moody Blues – Nights In White Satin

 

Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Nov 062019
 

I’m rushing to dress and get to the lobby by 7:15.  I’ll have to update and finish when I get back this afternoon.

I’m pleased to announce that Virginia turned BLUE, and Bought Bitch Moscow Mitch has a load in his pants.

Back safe.  More test and and depending on the outcome of a stool sample I have to take back, I may have to see a Gastroenterologist.  I could not get the GI cocktail, because for the only time this month, I did not have heartburn at the time.  ARGH!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:27 (average 4:54).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From YouTube (a blast from the past): A Whiter Shade Of Pale – Procol Harum

 

Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Nov 052019
 

It’s another busy day here in the CatBox.  Already very tired from yesterday, I had to prepare and submit my grocery order.  I also prepared our fantasy football report and get my clothing laid out for tomorrow’s GI visit with Gillian, Megan’s PA.  I need to be in the lobby by 7:15 AM.  Therefore, please expect no more than a Personal Update tomorrow.  Hectic hurry hugs to all!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:28 (average 5:32).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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Fantasy Football Report:

Here’s the latest from our own fantasy football league.

Scores:

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Congrats to Vivian, Squatch, and WWWendy for winning their games.  Kudos to WWWendy for the week’s high score.  That Sasquatch sure has my number this year.  I’m 0-2 against her, but this time, I should have kept my big mouth shut, right Squatch?

Standings:

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Kudos to WWWendy for leading the league.

Short Takes:

From The New Yorker: Escalating his war of words against the person who sparked the impeachment inquiry, Donald J. Trump on Monday accused the whistle-blower of working for the United States of America.

Speaking to reporters at the White House, Trump said that he had evidence “directly linking” the whistle-blower to the United States government.

“This is the biggest witch hunt in the history of witches or hunts, and it was all started by someone who was in the pay of the United States,” Trump said. “It’s a disgrace.”

But Andy, isn’t it normal for the whistleblower to work for the principal enemies of Trump and the Republican Reich, the people of United States?  RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): How A Racist Law Could Decide Mississippi’s Election

 

“Home government under the control of the white people of the state” was the goal of the Mississippi government, and still is the goal of Mississippi Republicans. Home Government under the control of the rich white Fascists of the nation” is the goal of the Republican Reich.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Our House

 

I hope the two cats in the yard are cuddle kitties for me! Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Nov 042019
 

I’m preparing to leave in time for my Cat Scan and trying to get Republicosis under control, before I do.  That leaves me distraught, because I’m sure the Cat won’t play with me with Republicosis.   Hospital Hugs to all.  I’ll update and catch up here, when I return.  Home safe.  Exhausted.  Good Night.

Today’s took me 4:50 (average 6:02).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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Religious Ecstasy:

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Dang!  What a shock!

Short Take:

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Canned Heat – Going Up The Country (1969) 0815007

That is a place I’ve been. Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Nov 032019
 

It’s a busy day here in the CatBox.  WWWendy is coming an hour early today.  Tomorrow is the follow-up Cat Scan for my Oncologist, so please expect only a Personal Update.  Ellipsoid Orb Hugs to all.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 5:31 (average 8:37).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

This is several years old.  I should remake it and include Nazi and Russians.

Short Takes:

From The New Yorker: In a move that raised eyebrows in the nation’s capital, Donald Trump on Saturday secured a note from a podiatrist exempting him from impeachment.

The note, written by Trump’s personal podiatrist, Dr. Harland Dorrinson, said that the strain of undergoing impeachment could “catastrophically inflame” a foot malady that has bedevilled Trump since the nineteen-sixties.

While the doctor’s note drew howls of protests from congressional Democrats, the Attorney General, William Barr, supported excusing Trump from impeachment on humanitarian grounds.

“Given the seriousness of the President’s ailment, impeachment is cruel and unusual punishment and therefore unconstitutional,” Barr said, adding that the Department of Justice would investigate Representative Adam Schiff and the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, for “crimes against feet.”

Dang Andy! Trump needs real agony of defeat, not fake agony of de feet!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (SNL Channel): Elizabeth Warren Town Hall Cold Open

 

Kate is funny as hell, and she does make good points, but the real Liz is way less evasive than that.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): The Jimi Hendrix Experience – Purple Haze (Music Video)

 

Purple Haze was a powerful flavor of LSD that was associated with the song. Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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