Sep 302018
 

This is my only article today, and I won’t be sending links messages on Care2.  WWWendy went to the beach with a high school buddy, who is visiting family in Vancouver, WA, so she wont be coming until this evening.  Also, it’s a holy day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb, even though my Broncos don’t worship until Monday Night, when they visit the Chiefs.  Finally, the news is dominated by contradicting accounts on whether and how much the Republican Reich is interfering with the FBI investigation of Pervert Kavanookie.  I’ll wait until I actually know what’s going on.  In any case, I’ll be up late this evening doing chores, so I’m resting today.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:10 (average 5:51).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (SNL Channel): Kavanaugh Hearing Cold Open

 

It’s a lot like the real thing! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): It’s Up to You

 

Of course the Reich on the left, Robert Reich, is right, and the Reich on the right, the Republican Reich, needs to go! It’s up to YOU! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From Washington Post: Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts said Saturday that she plans to “take a hard look” at running for president in 2020 after the midterm elections in November, her most explicit acknowledgment yet of her national ambitions.

Warren made the statement in response to a question about a possible presidential run at a town hall event in Holyoke, Mass., and she explicitly put her deliberations in the context of the searing drama playing out in Washington around the Supreme Court nomination of Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh.

“This week, I watched 11 men who were too chicken to ask a woman a single question. I watched as Brett Kavanaugh acted like he was entitled to that position and angry at anyone who would question him. I watched powerful men helping a powerful man make it to an even more powerful position. I watched that, and I thought: Time’s up,” she said, according to a video posted by Warren’s Senate campaign. “It’s time for women to go to Washington and fix our broken government, and that includes a woman at the top. So here’s what I promise: After Nov. 6, I will take a hard look at running for president."

 

That, I’d love to see.  Go Liz!  RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Sep 292018
 

I’m very tired, but I’m feeling a bit better, as it’s cooler and the Republicosis is almost gone.  I hope that you are enjoying your weekend.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:42 (average 4:44).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): LA Times: FBI’s Brett Kavanaugh Probe Won’t End With Dr. Ford’s Allegation

 

This is wonderful news.  We owe a huge debt of gratitude to Republicans Flake, Collins and Murkowski. If they had not refused to goose-step, Bought Bitch Mitch would have ignored the Judiciary Committee and shoved Pervert Kavanookie onto SCROTUS (Republican Unconstitutional VD). We may yet stop him now. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From YouTube (Full Frontal Channel): Sam Doesn’t Need A Show To Vent About Brett Kavanaugh

 

Does Sam have a unique talent for stripping away the BS or what? RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From NY Times: Facebook, already facing scrutiny over how it handles the private information of its users, said on Friday that an attack on its computer network had exposed the personal information of nearly 50 million users.

The breach, which was discovered this week, was the largest in the company’s 14-year history. The attackers exploited a feature in Facebook’s code to gain access to user accounts and potentially take control of them.

The only way to win with Facebook is not to play. UNPLUG!! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Sep 272018
 

It’s hot, I’m very tired, and the Pervert Kavanookie hearings have dominated my time all day.  Worst of all, I have Republicosis.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:38 (average 5:14).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (RWW Channel): RWW News: Bill O’Reilly Compares Allegations Against Brett Kavanaugh To His Own Disgrace

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

If Pervert Kavanookie is just as innocent as, O’Lielly, tell the firing squad to AIM! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From BBC: China is attempting to "meddle" in the forthcoming US mid-term elections, President Donald Trump told world leaders during a UN meeting.

"They don’t want me or us to win because I am the first president to ever challenge China on trade," Mr Trump said on Wednesday.

Mr Trump did not offer proof for his claim. China and the US have been in a battle over tariffs since his election.

China’s foreign minister denounced the "unwarranted accusation".

On a projection scale of 1 to 10, that shitload rates 50! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From The New Yorker: Calling his speech to the United Nations General Assembly on Tuesday “an unbelievable success,” Donald J. Trump bragged that he “got much bigger laughs than Obama.”

“When Obama spoke at the U.N. he did not get a single laugh—not one,” Trump told reporters. “I feel sorry for the people who had to sit through his speeches. They weren’t funny at all.”

In contrast, Trump said, “I killed at the U.N.”

Dang Andy! Only an idiot could think they were laughing for him, not at him.  RESIST!!  VOTE BLUE!!

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Sep 262018
 

I’m running behind, because Store to Door delivered groceries, and I had to unpack and put them away.  In addition, I had to research the breaking news on Pervert Kavanookie’s latest victim.  WWWendy comes later to destink the TomCat, and it’s a good thing as we’re headed for the high 80°s, and the humidity is 62%.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:58 (average 4:34).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): A Laughing Matter: President Donald Trump Again Takes The World Stage

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

That’s nothing. The world has been laughing at Fuhrer Drumpfenfarten for well over a year now. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): Robert Reich: Trump’s Betrayal of the Working Class

 

Of course the Reich on the left, Robert Reich, is right, and the Reich on the right, the Republican Reich, always betray workers, even the fools that vote for them. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From The New Yorker: The Republican Party officially filed for moral bankruptcy on Tuesday morning, a move that many in the nation considered long overdue.

In filing for moral bankruptcy, the Republicans will formally attest that they have no morals, standards, or ethics on their balance sheet, and will agree to cease all activity as a political party in exchange for indemnity from any and all legal actions.

Harland Dorrinson, a Washington attorney who specializes in moral bankruptcies, said that, by making its moral vacuum official, the G.O.P. could theoretically break itself up and sell off the parts, but, he warned, “There are no buyers.”

“From Lindsey Graham to Ted Cruz to Mitch McConnell to Chuck Grassley, all of the Republican Party’s assets could only be described as toxic,” he said. “Their breakup value is zero.”

Straight news again, Andy? RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Sep 252018
 

It’s the first of four days with highs in the mid 80°s to low 90°s, so the CatBox is already buttoned up  I’ve had a very busy day too, so I popped on George and worked through the morning without my usual break, so I feel quite tired.  We have a six weeks deadline.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:56 (average 4:57).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?  My bud and I are goin’ fishin’!

Fantasy Football Report:

Here’s the news from our own fantasy football league.

Scores:

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Congrats to this week’s winners: Pam, Wendy and I.

Standings:

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Kudos to Pam for leading the league.

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): ENVIRONMENTALLY RESIGNED – Parody | Don Caron

Parody of Gentle on My Mind by John Hartford Every day Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke is in office, he works to destroy our public lands and waters at the expense of our communities. He needs to be "environmentally resigned." He proposed gutting Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monuments. He wants to massively ramp up oil and gas drilling off our coasts. And he’s trying to slash protections for the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. There are already 14 federal investigations into Zinke’s decision-making, misuse of funds, and potential corruption. Use the link below to sign the petition to fire Zinke now. https://us.e-activist.com/ea-action/e… To help keep Parody Project alive and functioning, please visit https://parodyproject.com/supportus Parody Project Store: https://parodyproject.com/shop To become a Patron of Parody Project please visit our Patreon Page: https://www.patreon.com/parodyproject You can sign up to our mailing list on our website so you don’t miss any of our new posts. https://parodyproject.com/subscribe/

 

Don deserved a plug.  I admit that Democrats have not done enough to protect the environment, but next to Stinky Zinke and the Republican Reich, they are saints! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From YouTube (Vox Channel): Why America needs automatic voter registration

 

Oregon leads the way! It works, and all my elected officials, save the one, who snuck in by fraudulently drumming up an eleventh hour scandal that proved bogus after the election, are Democrats. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From The New Yorker: Facing the daunting challenge of appearing to pay attention to a woman’s utterances during a televised hearing, Senator Charles Grassley spent the weekend rehearsing what aides are calling his “pretending to listen” face.

In round-the-clock practice sessions that aides characterized as “excruciating,” the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee struggled to simulate even a trace of interest in what a woman had to say.

“Chuck has never pretended to listen to a woman before,” an aide said. “These are uncharted waters.”

According to the aide, Grassley’s fake-listening skills “are rudimentary at best,” and the senator was able to hold only a semi-attentive facial expression for seven seconds before it showed unmistakable signs of boredom, irritation, and contempt.

Forget it, Andy! Nobody will ever believe that Snake in the Grassley [R-IA] can pull it off. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Sep 242018
 

It’s a muggy day, here in the CatBox.  I’ll have to button-up soon.  I’m listening to Bought Bitch Mitch on TV.  In six minutes, he has told 28 lies, exceeding 4 LPM.  I slept poorly and am tired.  OGIM!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:41 (6:07).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Religious Agony:

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Short Takes:

From NY Times: Representative Scott Taylor, Republican of Virginia, has enjoyed a rapid political rise anchored in his valorous background as a member of the Navy SEALs, a credential with great resonance in a district that includes the world’s largest naval station and one of the highest concentrations of voters connected to the military. Fit, square-jawed and telegenic, he was expected to have a relatively easy time winning re-election in November.

But now he is threatened with a sudden fall: His campaign is facing accusations that it was part of an improper effort to help an independent candidate get on the ballot and siphon voters from his Democratic challenger. The allegations, which included using the names of dead people or voters who did not live in the district on signature petitions, were serious enough to warrant the appointment of a special prosecutor, and the independent candidate, Shaun Brown, was stricken from the ballot by the Virginia Supreme Court.

Mr. Taylor’s race is emblematic of an emerging problem for Republicans as they seek to maintain an increasingly tenuous grip on the House: A seat once considered relatively safe is now imperiled because of scandal, expanding an already broad field of Democratic opportunity.

There’s a reason Republicans are always in the hot-seat. Their policies are so vile, that without committing crimes, they could not win. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From Vox: The political world went into a frenzy Monday morning as various reports suggested Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein — special counsel Robert Mueller’s boss — was out. Some reports claimed he had resigned, and some that he was about to be fired.

But as of early Monday afternoon, Rosenstein was still in his job. And apparently, he’ll be there for at least a few more days — the White House has said he’ll meet with President Trump on Thursday.

Rosenstein said he will refuse to resign and, if asked to do so, he will demand that Putin’s Puppet fire him.  I think this is an attempt to distract attention from Pervert Kananookie’s multiple victims.  RESIST!!  VOTE BLUE!!

From Boston Globe: Dozens of students dressed in black staged a sit-in at Yale Law School on Monday to protest the nomination of Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court and demand an investigation into sexual misconduct allegations against him.

Organizers said allegations of sexual assault and harassment should be taken seriously, and Kavanaugh poses a ‘‘real threat’’ to the country. Other Yale students traveled to Washington to protest Kavanaugh’s nomination on Monday.

This is the support Pervert Kavanookie gets from his alma mater. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Sep 232018
 

It’s a cool day, so I think I can get away with no AC.  WWWendy is due in 15 minutes.  When we finish our tasks, I plan to spend my day in religious meditation on the wonder of the holy Ellipsoid Orb.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:21 (average 4:38).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From Politico: Six of Republican Rep. Paul Gosar’s nine siblings set tongues wagging in Arizona and beyond with some of the more memorable ads of the year, urging voters of the state’s 4th congressional district to boot him from office in November.

The brothers and sisters instead encouraged voters to cast their ballots for the congressman’s Democratic opponent, David Brill, who surfaced the three spots on his YouTube page Friday. They quickly went viral.

One ad — entitled, “A Family Defends Its Honor” — opens with David Gosar, a lawyer.

All relatives of Republican politicians, pundits, and goose-steppers should do that. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From Daily Kos:

Kavanaugh and the W.H. have both denied conspiring with Ed Whelan on his bullshit hit piece but…

Washington Post

“On Sunday, Ford noticed that — even before her name became public — Whelan appeared to be seeking information about her.

That morning, Ford alerted an associate via email that Whelan had looked at her LinkedIn page, according to the email, which was reviewed by The Post. LinkedIn allows some subscribers to see who views their pages. Ford sent the email about 90 minutes after The Post shared her name with a White House spokesman and hours before her identity was revealed in a story posted on its website.

A White House spokesman said Friday that neither Kavanaugh nor anyone in the White House gave Ford’s name to Whelan before it was disclosed by The Post. Whelan did not respond to a request for comment on how he first learned of Ford’s identity.

Now we know how Christine was outed. Pervert Trump and Pervert Kava-Nazi had it done. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From Washington Post: Just as he did several weeks ago to prepare for his confirmation hearings for the Supreme Court, Brett M. Kavanaugh was back inside a room at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building — again facing questioners readying him for a high-stakes appearance in the Senate.

This time, the questions were much different. An array of White House aides, playing the role of various senators on the Judiciary Committee, quizzed Kavanaugh last week about his sex life and other personal matters in an attempt to prepare him for a hearing that would inevitably be uncomfortable.

In his answers during the practice runs, aides said, Kavanaugh condemned sexual assault and carefully avoided seeming to discredit Christine Blasey Ford, a psychology professor in Northern California who has accused the nominee of pinning her to a bed, groping her and putting his hand over her mouth to stifle her screams as he tried to take off her clothes at a drunken high school party in the early 1980s.

But Kavanaugh grew frustrated when it came to questions that dug into his private life, particularly his drinking habits and his sexual proclivities, according to three people familiar with the preparations, who requested anonymity to discuss internal deliberations. He declined to answer some questions altogether, saying they were too personal, these people said.

Hmmmm…. Does Pervert Kava-Nazi have other victims? RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Sep 222018
 

It’s a cool day here in the CatBox, but it’s way too muggy (79%).  It’s another busy day.  Tomorrow is a holy day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb.  My Broncos are visiting the Ravens in an early game.  Sadly, it will not be televised here.  May the Orb bless your team with it’s holy light, unless they drop Baltimore bird shit.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:33 (average 4:21).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

A Time to Equalize:

Thanks to National Geographic:

May your equinox be Republican-free.  RESIST!!  VOTE BLUE!!

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Beto O’Rourke And Ted Cruz Trade Jabs At Fiery Senate Debate

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

How could anything cost Ted "Uranus" Cruz his dignity? What dignity?!!? The race is now a dead heat.  Go, Beto! Go!! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): NYT: Rod Rosenstein Discussed Secretly Taping Trump And 25th Amendment

 

There is bad blood between McCabe and Rosenstein, so that may be the issue here.  Furthermore, I think Rosenstein was using a technique to solve a problem called "brainstorming": you say whatever comes into your head, no matter how absurd, go over all those ideas, and act on your choices. There is nothing illegal or unethical about this. RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

From YouTube (Samantha Bee Channel): Sam Delivers Some "Sexy" Lines

 

Dang! Sam and her new set sure get a "Hottie Alert!" from me! RESIST!! VOTE BLUE!!

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Republican Supply-side Jesus is NOT the real Jesus!

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