It was just this past week that Michael Cohen began the serious process of taking down Twitler – in both open and closed House hearings – under oath.
The Twitter reactions from his televised testimony on Thursday the 27th were still pouring in last Friday, so I decided to postpone coverage until this week to see some of the more interesting ones – so let’s get started.
Cohen opened with his prepared and profoundly strong statement.
“Last time I came before Congress I came to protect Mr. Trump. Today I am here to tell the truth about Mr. Trump.”
—Michael Cohen#CohenHearing
— Pièce de Résistance (@PieceDeReSister) February 27, 2019
"I am ashamed that I chose to take part in concealing Mr. Trump’s illicit acts
rather than listening to my own conscience.
I am ashamed because I know what Mr. Trump is.
He is a racist.
He is a conman.
He is a cheat." #CohenHearing— Eva McKend (@evamckend) February 27, 2019
About the only difference I could detect between the hideous performance of Rep. Gym Jordan (R-OH) from that of Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) is that Meadows had a suitcoat on.
Meadows opened with “I-have-a-black-person-who-worked-for-Trump-that-I’ll-use-as-a-PROP-to-prove-he’s-not-a-racist” routine.
But Cohen countered him expertly with being the son of a Holocaust survivor.
Mark Meadows brings out HUD official Lynne Patton and says that she says, as a black woman, she'd never work for a racist. Cohen: "Neither should I, as the son of a Holocaust survivor." Cohen says to ask Patton how many black executives are at the Trump Org. "The answer is zero."
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 27, 2019
When Rep. Gosar (R-AZ) went with his over-sized “Liar Liar Pants On Fire” poster …
MSNBC threw some excellent shade his way:
MSNBC with some graphic shade for Paul Gosar. pic.twitter.com/03qHhEjW0o
— Zach Basu (@zacharybasu) February 27, 2019
For some, like Rep. Steube (R-FL), a check for $35,000.00 SIGNED by Trump just wasn’t enough evidence to convince him Trump was paying hush money to porn star, Stormy Daniels. But Cohen handled him well.
Steube: You can’t prove that Trump paid you that money to reimburse the hush money.
Cohen: Besides his signature?
-No email?
-Trump doesn’t have email (!)
-So absolutely no proof.
-I mean, I don’t think anyone here thinks I paid a porn star $130k for no reason…
— Mudderous Rage (@NerdyInNOLA) February 27, 2019
Rep. Clay (Sweater-Vest) Higgins (R-LA) is a good example of the level of incompetent, ignorant scum that runs rampant in the republican party.
Of note is that Higgins, prior to being elected, was a policeman who was forced to resign because of, among other transgressions, beating a suspect while handcuffed.
Clay Higgins: "This sure got you on television, didn't it?"
Michael Cohen: "Sir, I've been on television for Mr. Trump going back to 2011."
Clay Higgins: "Well, I didn't hear about you until today."
….okay.
— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) February 27, 2019
There were moments of humor – one provided by Rep. Massie (R-KY) asking Cohen if anyone had offered to pay for his lawyers.
Massie: "Has anybody else promised to pay Mr. Davis for representing you?"
Cohen: "No."
Massie: "Nobody has?"
Cohen: "No. Are you offering?"Cohen, you have a crazy sense of humor
— Vinay A. Ramesh (@vinaytion) February 27, 2019
Here’s an accurate summary of how the media covered the hearings:
CNN: Cohen Accuses Trump of Federal Crimes!
BBC: Cohen Accuses Trump of Federal Crimes!
ABC: Cohen Accuses Trump of Federal Crimes!
NBC: Cohen Accuses Trump of Federal Crimes!
MTV: Cohen Accuses Trump of Federal Crimes!
CBS: Cohen Accuses Trump of Federal Crimes!
FOX: pic.twitter.com/BS7z7dDtJF
— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) February 27, 2019
No, I didn’t forget Rep. Gym Jordan’s disastrous role in the hearings. But he got so much coverage during them, and then later on SNL, I thought it’d be redundant.
Most likely our collective reaction to his “performance” is best summed up by Rep. Plaskett (D-VI) eye-roll commentary during one of his numerous interruptions of Cohen.
I don’t know how good you are at speechreading (and sadly she’s turned too far for me to make out her first piece of advice), but on her second turn she’s clearly telling Jordan: “Why don’t YOU be quiet?”
One of the saddest consequences of the Twitler years is that it forces us to root for folks we normally wouldn’t.
#CohenHearing cohen going hard. The worst part about Trump is that he makes you root for scum like Cohen and Comey. Both of whom should be rakes over coals for what they've done.
— Wolfkin (@wolfkin) February 27, 2019
In closing, surprisingly enough on ABC’s “This Week” Sunday show, Chris Christie actually provided the most accurate – and problematic analysis –for the republicans’ dealing with their entire line of questioning:
Chris Christie on Michael Cohen testimony: "There hasn't been one Republican yet who's tried to defend the president on the substance. I think that's something that should be concerning to the White House." https://t.co/ij0AmYP27T pic.twitter.com/0Zgubp7t5d
— This Week (@ThisWeekABC) February 27, 2019
That bears repeating:
“There hasn’t been one Republican yet who’s tried to defend the president on substance. I think that’s something that should be concerning to the White House.”
As Twitler frequently says: “Let’s see what happens”. And my bet is it will NOT be good for him!








