I watched the whole thing so you didn’t have to. Thank God it’s a shower day with WWWendy! After that, I feel like I’ve been living in an outhouse basement. It’s also a very busy day, as I have to unpack and stow my groceries, when they are delivered. It’s also a frigid day: currently 27°. Brrrr!!
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 4:31 (average 6:51). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Short Takes:
From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): Trump’s 2019 State of the Union address and Hannity commentary mirror each other
Barf Bag Alert!!
It looks like the Fuhrer stole half his SOTU lies from a Faux Noise sphincter. RESIST!!
From The Borowitz Report: Vice-President Mike Pence has begged Donald J. Trump not to make him sit next to a woman during Tuesday night’s State of the Union address, sources confirmed on Monday.
According to those sources, an emotional Pence came close to breaking down in tears as he explained that being seated next to a woman other than his wife was a violation of his personal code of behavior.
Pence offered Trump a variety of solutions to the problem, including introducing a third chair between him and the woman where his wife, Karen Pence, could be seated for the duration of the speech, “to make sure that that woman doesn’t try anything.”
“Let Mother sit next to me, or let me sit on Mother’s lap, but don’t make me sit next to that woman alone,” Pence reportedly sobbed.
Oh, Andy! Trump made him do it! The poor, pseudo-Christian misogynist! RESIST!!
From Alternet: Senator Lindsey Graham once said, “It’s really American to avoid paying taxes…It’s a game we play.”
There are many good reasons why Americans should be paying those taxes, and why there should be even higher taxes on the richest individuals and corporations. Of course, these arguments have generally been ignored. But there are several good personal reasons for wealthy Americans to reconsider the tax issue, to start focusing on the importance of a more equal society, and to trust the democratic system to make that happen.
1. They Should Be Scared to Death about Potential Threats to Their Personal Safety
A new industry has developed in doomsday shelters for rich people awaiting Armageddon. But bunkers and security forces won’t be much defense against viruses and microdrones. Or against all-out war or revolution.
Lindsey Poo is a turd. I shared part of the first of three included reasons. Click through for the other two. RESIST!!
Cartoon:







A top job in the Department of Justice may seem out of reach for a graduate of a bottom-tier law school, but 



“If he invited me to a public hanging, I’d be on the front row,” Hyde-Smith is heard saying in a video posted to Twitter by journalist and blogger Lamar White Jr. on Sunday morning.