It’s a cool Autumn day here in the CatBox, but the A/C is still running to counteract the O₂ concentrator.  It’s a holy day tomorrow in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb.  My Broncos are meditating with the Jags.  This week, I have to oppose those puddy tats.  The game won’t be televised here, but I’ll still have to put a paper bag over my head.  Tomorrow is also a WWWendy Day, and we have lots to do, so please expect no more than a Personal Update.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:15 (average 4:35).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel):  Where Does The Ukraine Investigation Go Next?

This was 15 minutes old when I saw it this morning, so it’s up to date. The wheels are falling off the clown car. RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): “White Rabbit”-Jefferson Airplane Lyrics

This was acid music. Ah… the memories! RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Former President Barack Obama has inked a ninety-million-dollar deal to produce a Netflix series about Donald J. Trump’s impeachment, Netflix confirmed on Friday.

Production on the series could begin as early as October, in Washington and Kiev, Obama told reporters.

“We’ve already hit the ground running on the script,” Obama said. “Rudy Giuliani has given us a lot to work from.”

Obama said that casting for the roles of Trump and Mike Pence had already begun. “Pence has a much bigger role in this than you might think,” he added.

LOL, Andy! If only this were true, Obama would be grinning like a Cheshire cat! RESIST!!

Vote Blue!!

It’s a busy day here in the CatBox.  I hope to eat lunch and lie down early, so I can get part of a nap in, before Store to Door delvers groceries.  Hugs to all.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:07 (average 4:34).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

Short Takes:

From The New Yorker: Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Wednesday that he was “saddened and hurt” that Donald J. Trump had asked a different foreign country to meddle in a U.S. election.

“I thought when it came to election meddling that Donald and I were exclusive,” an emotional Putin told reporters. “This feels like a betrayal.”

Putin said that when he read the call summary of the phone conversation between Trump and the President of Ukraine, “I could not believe my eyes. It was just like the conversations Donald and I used to have.”

The Russian leader said that he had considered meddling in the 2020 election to help Trump, but added, “Now I’m not so sure.”

I know, Andy. Bought Bitch Moscow Mitch is upset with him for the same reason. RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Trump Attack Obama, Biden, Clinton, During UN Meeting With Ukraine Zelenskiy

Barf Bag Alert!!

This is how Hitler must have acted in the bunker in late April, 1945. RESIST!!

From Daily Kos: On the morning when Donald Trump released a “transcript” absolutely riddled with attempts to extort an ally into doing political favors from manufacturing dirt on a political opponent to fleshing out a Pizzagate-related conspiracy theory, the White House followed up by sending out its talking points for defending Trump’s statements. But someone at the White House pressed the wrong button. Rather than routing these talking points to Republican senators, someone at the White House sent the day’s instructions to the Democratic side of the aisle. Every Democratic representative ended up with a copy, including one sent straight to Nancy Pelosi’s office.

And to make things absolutely perfect, the White House then sent out a “recall” asking that Democrats give their talking points back. No one should take this as a sign that everyone at the White House is currently running in circles, screaming, randomly pulling levers, and desperately searching for the nearest exit. But it would be a good time to make sure there’s a safety cap over that big red button.

What are those talking points? Well, Trump never uses the word “promise.” Zelensky mentions Giuliani first. And Trump doesn’t actually say “Biden” eight times. And … really, that’s pretty much it. The rest of the document is just a series of claims about the “deep state.” There are no other points.

LMAO!! It looks like the Republican Reich is sinking. RESIST!!

Vote Blue!!

It’s a muggy day, here in the CatBox.  I was pretty busy last night, am running late, and am feeling tired.  I’ll still be in the saddle tomorrow, but may be a bit late to publish, because my medical waste company is coming to exchange my sharps container.  Hugs to all.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:45 (average 6:07).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

Fantasy Football Report:

Here’s the latest from our own fantasy football league.

Scores:

Congrats to Squatch, Vivian, and I for winning our games.  I had the week high score.

Standings:

Congrats to Vivian for leading the league.

Players, have your lineup set before Thursday Night Football.

Short Takes:

From The New Yorker: The former President Richard M. Nixon became the latest person to call for Donald J. Trump’s impeachment on Monday, holding an extraordinary press conference in Hell to do so.

“I see the news every day and I shake my head,” Nixon said, the infernal flames of Hades licking his jowls. “How has this bastard not been impeached yet?”

The former President said that the Watergate scandal, which led to his resignation from office, was “like jaywalking” compared to Trump’s interactions with a foreign government.

“I’ll admit that my subversion of democracy wasn’t ideal, but this Ukrainian business is some next-level shit,” Nixon said.

Dang, Andy! Thus sayeth Tricky Dick about Tiny Dick. Ands he ever right! May Trump join him soon! RESIST!!

From YouTube (NBC News Channel): Watch Greta Thunberg’s Impassioned Speech: ‘Change Is Coming Whether You Like It Or Not’

What intense emotions supporting such obvious truth! Kudos! RESIST!!

From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): SAUDI’S BITCH

Way to go! Trump and Salmon both have brown stains on their noses! RESIST!!

Vote Blue!!

It’s an unusual day here in the CatBox.  WWWendy won’t be here to de-stink the rancid TomCat until midafternoon, so I’m posting today.  It’s also a Holy Day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb.  My Broncos are meditating with the Packers in Green Bay.  Time to get out the Vaseline.  May the Holy Orb bless your team, unless their fans wear fake cheese.  Tomorrow please expect no more than a Personal Update, and that probably after lunch.  I’m going to the medical appointment for my hiatal hernia.  Ellipsoid Orb Hugs!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:02 (average 4:21).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Oregonian Channel): Police pin down 2 teens, crowd reacts

In spite of all the wonderful things about Portland, our police have been notorious for employing Gestapo tactics for years. I suspect that the officers in charge of harassing teens, who were peacefully demonstrating for the earth, were Republicans. RESIST!!

From YouTube (A blast from the past): The Cowsils_ The Rain, The Park, & Other Things

Ah… the memories! RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: In a shakeup that White House insiders said was a long time coming, one of the voices in Rudy Giuliani’s head has resigned.

The resignation, which was officially tendered on Saturday morning, seemed inevitable after the former New York mayor made an appearance on CNN Thursday evening in which two of the voices in his head appeared to be in open warfare with each other.

“When that happened, it was clear that Rudy’s head was not big enough for the both of them,” a White House insider said. “And Rudy has an extremely big head.”

In an official statement, Giuliani thanked the departing voice for its service, and said that he was confident that the four remaining voices in his head would work well together.

Dang, Andy! I hope it’s the voice that keeps parroting 9/11. RESIST!!

Vote Blue!!