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May 062018
 

I have a busy day, because WWWendy should arrive in about an hour to destink the sticky TomCat, and help with chores, including the dreaded task.  Last night I celebrated Cinco de Meow with a double portion of my infamous chili, and have sent green greetings to the Squatch.  WWWendy says Hi to all.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:41 (average 5:08).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (SNL Channel): Michael Cohen Wiretap Cold Open

 

It’s so close that it almost loses its humor. I agree with Stormy. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): DONNY BOY (Parody of Danny Boy)

 

His second parody video, released 9/15/2017. He really had the Fuhrer pegged! RESIST!!

From CNN: Former Vice President Joe Biden recently took a trip to Arizona to visit Sen. John McCain, who is battling brain cancer, and says McCain is "concerned about the state of the country," The New York Times reported Saturday.

Biden described the visit, which took place last Sunday, to the Times, saying, "John knows he’s in a very, very, very precarious situation, and yet he’s still concerned about the state of the country." Biden told the newspaper that he and McCain "talked about how our international reputation is being damaged and we talked about the need for people to stand up and speak out."

I agree with McCain, but to be fair, as McConJob, he opened the door for Trump when he chose Sarah Palin, aka Bloody Bullseye Barbie, aka Drill Baby Dingbat, as his running mate and brought the Republican extremist fringe into national prominence. Her sheeple became Trump’s deplorables. RESIST!!

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75 years when I made the cartoon, 81 years now.

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Bill Maher from 5/4

 Posted by at 1:37 pm  Politics
May 052018
 

It’s that time of week again, so here are four fine video clips from Bill’s show last night.  Enjoy!

Monologue: Ok Stupid

 

I wonder if I’m too ugly to get in on a secret porn star payoff trust fund payoff.

Jon Meacham: Our Better Angels

 

Meacham is a conservative, but he appears to reject the Republican Reich, and he does make sense.

Mayor Michael Tubbs

 

I have liked the idea for a long time, because we have more people than family wage jobs.  In fact, I suggested it in an Economics essay in 1966.  For more info on UBI, click here.

New Rule: I Feel Petty

 

Perhaps I Feel Pretty should have starred a fat, black, gay man.

Good ones!

RESIST THE REPUBLICAN REICH!!

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May 052018
 

It’s hot and muggy.  I feel quite tired.  Dump Trump!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:22 (average 4:37).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): Fox News cries "witch hunt"

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

Now I wonder where the Fuhrer got the idea to say, "witch hunt." RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Rod Rosenstein Makes A Stand Against Donald Trump’s Interlopers In Congress [21 min.]

 

Compare Rachel’s conclusion with what I said yesterday. Great minds fall in the sane ditch! RESIST!!

From YouTube (a Day Late): OHIO CSNY – Kent State Massacre Montage

 

RESIST!!

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God 1 – Ryan 0

 Posted by at 12:52 pm  Politics, Religion
May 042018
 

Paul Lyin’ Ryan, currently Speaker of the House, soon to be unemployed, had an opportunity to finish what he started the other day.  Instead, fortunately, he put his tail between his legs and, sniveling in Republican fear, backed down.  That makes the score: God 1 – Ryan 0.

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House Speaker Paul Ryan has accepted the un-resignation of House Chaplain Patrick Conroy, who issued the speaker a scathing letter withdrawing his previously tendered resignation.

Conroy says that he never spoke to Ryan about his resignation or termination but that his chief of staff Jonathan Burks requested that the chaplain step down. Asked why, Burks reportedly responded, "Maybe it’s time we had a chaplain that wasn’t a Catholic." Burks also reportedly mentioned a prayer Conroy led in November 2017 ahead of the tax reform vote.

The chaplain had prayed for "balanced" tax reform that helps ameliorate income inequality. The tax bill that Republicans eventually passed added more than an estimated $1 trillion to the deficit while delivering the largest gains to wealthy people and corporations…

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Here is the complete transcript of Conroy’s letter.

May 3, 2018

 

The Honorable Paul Ryan,

Speaker, House of Representatives

H-232 The Capitol

Washington, DC 20515

 

RE: Immediate retraction of resignation as Chaplain of the U.S. House of Representatives.

 

Dear Speaker Ryan:

 

As you know, by letter of April 15, 2018, I tendered my resignation of the position of Chaplain of the United States House of Representatives (hereinafter "House Chaplain") to you, effective May 24, 2018. At this time, and upon advice of counsel, I hereby retract and rescind said resignation for the reasons that follow.

 

I was elected as House Chaplain on May 25, 2011, and I have honorably served in that role since that time. I was re-elected House Chaplain in every succeeding Congress. I have never been disciplined, nor reprimanded, nor have I ever heard a complaint about my ministry during my time as House Chaplain. It is my desire to continue to serve as House Chaplain in this 115th United States Congress to the end of my current two-year term, and beyond,· unless my services are officially terminated (however that is properly done) or I am not re-elected to the position by the membership of the House.

 

While you never spoke with me in person, nor did you send me any correspondence, on Friday, April 13th, 2018, your Chief of Staff, Jonathan Burks, came to me and informed me that you were asking for my letter of resignation. I inquired as to whether or not it was "for cause," and Mr. Burks mentioned dismissively something like "maybe it’s time that we had a Chaplain that wasn’t a Catholic." He also mentioned my November prayer and an interview with the National Journal Daily.

 

At that point, I thought that I had little choice but to resign, as my assumption was that you had the absolute prerogative and authority to end my term as House Chaplain.

 

Recently, on April 27, you publicly indicated that my "pastoral services" to some Members were lacking and that I did not offer adequate "spiritual counseling" to others. This is not the reason that Mr. Burks gave me when asking for my "resignation." In fact, no such criticism has ever been leveled against me during my tenure as House Chaplain. At the very least, if it were, I could have attempted to correct such "faults." In retracting my resignation I wish to do just that.

 

I also write this letter because I do not wish to have my "resignation" be construed as a "constructive termination." You may wish to outright "fire" me, if you have the authority to do so, but should you wish to terminate my services, it will be without my offer of resignation, as you requested.

 

Since soon after I submitted my letter of April 15 I chose to remain silent about this matter despite numerous requests from the media. There has been much said in conjecture about my leaving the Chaplain’s Office, much of it damaging to the reputation of the House and the integrity of the Office of the Chaplain.

 

Had I known of any failure in providing my ministry to the House, I would have attempted to make the appropriate adjustments, but in no case would I have agreed to submit a letter of resignation without being given that opportunity. Therefore, I wish to serve the remainder of my term as House Chaplain, unless terminated "for cause." Please be guided accordingly and kindly provide confirmation of your recognition of this letter and my retraction of resignation no later than May 12, 2018. Thank you.

 

Sincerely,

 

Patrick J. Conroy, S.J.

Chaplain

 

CC: The Honorable Nancy Pelosi, Minority Leader

The Honorable Karen Haas, Clerk of the House Daniel G.P. Marchese, Esq.

Perhaps, if Ryan were a Christian, he would have the conviction to stand by his actions, but he’s not.  He’s a Republican Supply-side pseudo-Christian, so he lacked the integrity to tell Conroy to his face that he had fired him for being too Christian.

RESIST THE REPUBLICAN REICH!!

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May 042018
 

It was a very muggy night, and I could not get to sleep, so I’m feeling very tired.  TGIF!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:15 (average 5:51).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Late Show Channel): Profiles In Discourage: Blankenship’s ‘Cocaine Mitch’ Ad

 

Murderer Blankenship is such a jerk! Everyone knows that Bought Bitch Mitch doesn’t snort coke. He sucks Koch! RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): DOJ Gets Wise To GOP Effort To Tip Off President Trump On Mueller Probe

 

The House Republicans, who are making these bogus demands, should all be charged with Obstruction of Justice.  RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: The special counsel, Robert Mueller, is actively considering what would be the most appropriate thank-you gift to send to the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani, a source close to Mueller’s team has confirmed.

According to the source, Mueller and his team were behind closed doors on Thursday morning to discuss the gift and appear to be close to a decision.

“They’ve been around and around on this, but a consensus seems to be forming on a bottle of single-malt Scotch,” the source said.

Moments after the news of Mueller’s gift to Giuliani leaked, however, Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels’s lawyer, indicated that he had already sent Giuliani a single-malt Scotch on Thursday morning and advised Mueller to select an alternative gift, such as Dom Pérignon champagne or beluga caviar.

Dang Andy! Straight News! RESIST!!

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Samantha Bee from 5/2

 Posted by at 1:30 pm  Politics
May 032018
 

It’s that time of week again, so here are three excellent video clips from Sam’s show last night.  Enjoy!

Greatest Feminists In Feminism Herstory: Sarah Sanders

 

All US presidential press secretaries lie, on occasion, but except for Sarah Upchuckabee Sanders, they also tell the truth, on occasion.

Facebook Sucks

 

With Facebook, the only way to win is not to play. UNPLUG!!

Don’t Be So Sure About That Blue Wave

 

The question is, how there as many deplorable sub-moronic voters, like these, as it takes to win the House and Senate?

Those were good ones!

RESIST THE REPUBLICAN REICH!!

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May 032018
 

Yesterday really wore me out.  I went to sleep before 9:00 PM and slept eight hours.  That happens once in a blue moon.  It’s warmer today, and I’ll have to button up with the AC soon.  I’m still pretty tired.  I called the IRS to see if I can deduct myself, and unfortunately for Trump, there is no such thing as deductible pussy. Cat face

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:08 (average 5:00).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Did Rudy Giuliani Just Contradict President Trump Over Why Comey Was Fired?

 

He also contradicted his Fuhrer by saying that Trump, aka Spanky, reimbursed Cohen for the Stormy bribe, when Trump had claimed to know nothing about the bribe. RESIST!!

From Business Insider: Investigators have warned that they will continue to pursue Cambridge Analytica despite the controversial data firm shutting down on Wednesday.

Britain’s Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO) said it will keep investigating accusations that Cambridge Analytica scraped data from 87 million Facebook accounts and weaponised it during political campaigns, including the 2016 US election.

The ICO said it would press on even if it means going after the executives individually.

Good riddance to Cambridge Analytica, and I hope all the people responsible serve time and are stripped of all the money they made off the election theft. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker:

Donald J. Trump deleted nine tweets early Wednesday morning in a failed attempt to spell the word “subpoena,” a White House source confirmed.

According to the source, Trump spent more than an hour angrily trying to spell the legal term before giving up in disgust.

“I’ve never seen him so enraged,” the source said. “He hates the word ‘subpoena’ more than the E.P.A. hates the words ‘climate’ and ‘change.’ ”

That’s OK, Andy, as long as subpoena writers can spell "Trump!" RESIST!!

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Godwin’s Law – a common meme used by Republicans, other fascists, pseudo-intellectuals, and people with their heads in the sand or in smellier places, whenever anyone points out the verifiable commonalities between today’s Republican Party and Germany’s National Socialist Party.

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