Oct 292017
 

Here is the one hundred first article in our Republicans on Parade series, featuring individuals who personify what the Republican Party has become. Today’s honoree is Republican Faux Noise commentator Jenine Pirro, shown below in the outfit that qualifies her for employment at Faux Noise. She is so honored for touting debunked Republican conspiracy theories and attempts to protect her Fuhrer and her Reich from the criminal justice they deserve. After one hundred unique parades, I have decide to allow second parades in the second hundred articles.

1029PirroNews that special counsel Robert Mueller will reveal the first indictment associated with his investigation of potential collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia on Monday has some people at Fox News very agitated .

In an angry opening statement on Saturday night, Fox News’ Jeanine Pirro called for Hillary Clinton to be jailed.

“It’s time to shut it down, turn the tables and lock her up,” Pirro said.

Pirro said that the justification for Clinton’s incarceration was the Uranium One “scandal,” a theory introduced by Steve Bannon in July 2016 and repeatedly discredited.

Pirro also called for the immediate firing of special counsel Robert Mueller and Rod Rosenstein, the Deputy Attorney General who appointed Mueller. She cited Mueller role as head of the FBI when the sale of Uranium One to the Russians was approved, as well as his friendship with former FBI Director James Comey…

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Here are the included videos.

Double Barf Bag Alert!!

This is Pirro’s second parade.  She earned her first in July 2014 for a fascist rant about Obama on Faux Noise.  She clearly deserves her parade, but it would be hard to find a commentator on the Republican Reichsministry of Propaganda, Faux Noise, that doesn’t deserve one, so you know the series shall continue.

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Oct 292017
 

Wendy is due in about an hour, and when she arrives, I shall stop writing and finish when she leaves.  Tomorrow I’m meeting an old friend, with whom I do volunteer work, for lunch.  Depending on how long I’m gone, I may have no more than a Personal Update.  May the holy Ellipsoid Orb shine its blessed light on your team.  My Broncos play the Chiefs in the Monday night game.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:08 (average 5:55).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (RWW Channel): RWW News: Matt Barber Cites Hoax News Story To Link LGBTQ Activists To Pedophilia

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

Contrary to the this Republican liar’s claims, there is no link, between homosexuality and pedophilia, but 93% of all pedophiles describe themselves as ‘religious’. RESIST!!

From Newsweek: Donald Trump’s motorcade departing from the Trump National Golf Club in Virginia had an extra add-on Saturday, after the president spent the 96th day of his presidency visiting one of his own properties. That addition came in the form of a female cyclist, who had one goal in mind: to flip off the president of the United States.

Pool reporters first noticed the cyclist trailing the motorcade before she managed to snake her way next to the president’s car just outside of the Trump National Golf Club. "A female bicyclist along the motorcade route, just outside the golf course, traveling in the right lane repeatedly extended her middle left finger towards POTUS," the pool stated.

Whoever she is, I’m sure glad that she had her cortisone shot, if she needed one!  Winking smile  RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: A crowd estimated in the hundreds of thousands has gathered outside the office of Robert Mueller in eager anticipation of the special counsel’s first arrest in the Russia probe.

Minutes after news was leaked that charges had been filed, Americans from across the country descended on Mueller’s office to witness firsthand what many called the beginning of the end of the nightmare.

“I can’t believe this day has finally come,” Carol Foyler, who drove from North Carolina, said. “My husband is having surgery today, but I didn’t want to miss this.”

Andy, millions of us wait with high anticipation. RESIST!!

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Bill Maher from 10/27

 Posted by at 1:01 pm  Politics
Oct 282017
 

It’s that time of week again, and I’m happy to share four fine video clips from Bill’s show last night.  Enjoy!!

Monologue: Bad Boy Behavior

 

Dang Bill! Who would have thought that Daddy Bush is a perv!  Had it been Dubya, I would not be surprised.

Joy Behar: The Great Gasbag

 

Does anyone think I’m too politically correct, too nice to deplorable Nazi Republican Koch suckers?

Woody Harrelson: LBJ

 

As a young anti-Vietnam activist, I blinded myself to LBJ’s Great Society. Now I see him through more mature eyes.  Were it not for the war, he would be remembered as one of our great Presidents. I used to own the same bong.

New Rule: Fetish Patriotism

 

Fetish Patriotism is a good term for goose-stepping Republican anti-Constitutional Fascism.

I think he had a good week.

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Oct 282017
 

I did have to turn on my AC briefly yesterday afternoon, and may have to do so again today.  It’s amazing how the radiator effect of the sun hitting the wall heats the room 10° – 25° warmer than the outside temperature.  Tomorrow is a holy day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb, but my Broncos visit to the division leading Chiefs is not until Monday evening.  I slept well, but still feel tired.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:54 (average 4:59).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (GQ Channel): How Trump Manipulates America With Twitter

 

Keith has a point. Trump even effects honest media this way. How many times have media focused on what the Twat Twit tweeted instead of matters that needed attention? RESIST!!

From YouTube (Jeff Merkley Channel): Climate Disruption Quiz Episode 6

 

I got four of five. I picked A for #2. How about you? Kudos to Jeff! Oregon leads the way! RESIST!!

From The Rachel Maddow Show: First charges filed in Mueller’s Trump Russia probe: report

Barbara McQuade, former U.S. attorney talks with Rachel Maddow about new CNN reporting that a federal grand jury has "approved the first charges" in special counsel Robert Mueller’s Trump Russia investigation.

 

On whom is the axe falling? Tick… tick… tick… Chick through. She has lots more. RESIST!!

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Everyday Erinyes #98

 Posted by at 10:51 am  Politics
Oct 282017
 

Experts in autocracies have pointed out that it is, unfortunately, easy to slip into normalizing the tyrant, hence it is important to hang on to outrage.  These incidents which seem to call for the efforts of the Greek Furies (Erinyes) to come and deal with them will, I hope, help with that.  Even though there are many more which I can’t include.  As a reminder, though no one really knows how many there were supposed to be, the three names we have are Alecto, Megaera, and Tisiphone. These roughly translate as “unceasing,” “grudging,” and “vengeful destruction.”

Well.  I promised to keep everyone posted as the Sherin Mathews case developed, and it has.  Yes, her body was found.  Yes, it was confirmed to be hers through dental records.  Yes, her father changed his story.  He now says she choked on the milk he was giving her, and that she died, or he thought she died.  He has been formally chsrged with “injury to a child.”

The Indian people and the Indian government is very interested in this case, but they are less interested in the death than in the adoption process, which makes sense.  The orphanage from which she was adopted is no longer functioning, but the former owner says “The child had no problem when she was here, neither in drinking milk nor in eating.”  Also, “We loved her laughter.  She was a smart child.”  The adoption was handled through an agency, Holt International, under the supervision of the government’s Central Adoption Resource Authority, which says that due procedures were followed, including background checks.  India’s External Affairs minister has formally requested the Women and Child Development Minister to investigate the adoption.

And, already, people with similar names are being harassed on social media.  Sigh.  Well, Tisiphone, it’s still yours.

In a week in which we are still discussing Harvey Weinstein, in a week in which bill O’Reilly has again raised his ugly head (the upper one), this time to complain to God, and of course Donald Trump’s proclivities are being discussed, this story is still going to cause facepalms.

In Chicago, at a massage parlor called Therapy for Everybody, the operations director and lead therapist, Anthony Winters, raped a client.  The client reacted in shock, which caused the therapist to nopologize.  Why did he do it?

“because he thought she was physically attractive.”

You can fill in the acronyms.  Go ahead.  As many as you like.

Well, he is being charged with criminal sexual assault, but is apparently not locked up, because the prosecution has asked the judge to ban him from working as a masseur while awaiting trial.  This will probably be another one to follow up.  Let’s see – Alecto, since rape culture appears to be unceasing, how about you look into it more deeply.

And then, there’s this.

Montanans are debating the motives of two candidates allegedly running for the United States Senate seat currently held by Democrat Jon Tester.

“James Dean” says he is running for the Republican nomination.

“Sarah Dean” says she is running for the Democratic Party nomination.

I am not making this up.

William James Dean, who currently refers to himself as James Dean, “filed to run for president in California under a different name, Daniel Lane Dean, the name that appeared on his Air Force Academy diploma, and his Hawaiian state bar exam, and a divorce record that shows him being served dissolution papers while working for the Judge Advocate General Corps at Guantanamo Bay.”

And not only that, but

“Sarah Dean has used no fewer than four names, each affiliated with an online business, or a Christian ministry, a collection of children’s books, or a crowd-funded charity.”  ….  “Several of the answers offered by the Deans are like coins in the deep end of a swimming pool, vaguely recognizable but not reachable,” [Billings Gazette reporter Tom] Lutey explained of the encounter.

They also would not confirm that they were married.  Questioned, they were apparently unable to provide a wedding date or location.  But they have filed the forms to run, and they are not backing down.  Both are still running.

Megaera, I don’t see a grudge here (yet), though I do see an awful lot of grift.  Maybe you can clarify this – story (for want of a better word.  Oh, myth you say?)

The Furies and I will be back.

Cross posted to Care2 HERE.

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Samantha Bee from 10/25

 Posted by at 1:00 pm  Personal, Politics
Oct 272017
 

It’s that time of week again, so here are three excellent video clips from Sam’s show Wednesday night.  Enjoy!!

Natural Disasters: The Greatening

Amen Sam! The song is frightening!

Scott Pruitt vs. The World

3600 premature deaths a year isn’t much, but Republicans are working hard to kill more.

Full Frontal’s (Hot As) Hell House

Some clowns are objects of fear: the ones in the clown car. Republicans will happily rely on the only protein available: Soylent Green.

A day late is better than no Sam.

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Oct 272017
 

I must have been really tired, because, after sleeping well last night, I slept most if the morning too.  There is no improvement in my trigger finger, but I don’t expect any for a few days.  It’s a sunny day, and even though it’s only 66°, the room is getting too hot from the sun hitting the wall.  TGIF!!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:01 (average 5:01).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Funny or Die Channel): Republican Tax Plan: How The Koch Brothers Are Robbing America

 

Republicans are Koch suckers by definition. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Donald Trump on Wednesday signed an emergency travel ban preventing Republicans from fleeing the United States Senate.

In a sombre Oval Office ceremony, a grim-faced Trump signed the ban, which he said would remain in effect “until we figure out what the hell is going on.”

The executive order calls for the relocation of three hundred Border Patrol officers from the Mexican border to Washington, D.C., in order to form what Trump called “a human ring of steel” around the Capitol Building.

Under the travel ban, Republican senators will be permitted to leave their seats in the Senate chamber for meals and bathroom breaks but will be strictly forbidden from speaking to journalists in the building’s corridors.

Andy, is this supposed to be satire? RESIST!!

From Alternet: NBC Late Night host Seth Meyers criticized Republicans and right-wing media for trying to keep the focus on attacking Hillary Clinton even when no credible reason exists.

The conservatives’ latest nonsense claim is that Clinton was colluding with Russia. Why she would try to collude with Russia to her own detriment is never really explained.

But the right-wing media doesn’t care about the facts, only keeping the focus on a perceived villain.

“The right would rather talk about Hillary Clinton than Trump,” Meyers said. “That’s because the right, in the Trump era, doesn’t have coherent principles or an ideology. It just has enemies. Which is why they prefer to inhabit an alternate reality where Hillary Clinton is president. And what little you will hear about Trump won’t be negative.”

Here’s the video:

Barf Bag Alert!!

Amen Seth! Kudos! RESIST!!

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And we are still the incarceration nation to our shame.

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Oct 272017
 

Maybe I should, but I don’t feel terribly bad about “cheating” by recycling reruns of seasonal themes (like the Autumn Foliage Friday Fun).  So we’ll begin with a brief review about Halloween from what we learned last year.

THEN we’ll move on to the new stuff.

We Can Thank the Irish for Halloween

Samhain was a sacred Celtic festival that marked the end of the Celtic calendar year.  Celts believed that during Samhain the wall between their present-day world and the afterlife became porous enough to allow spirits to get through.  (You taking notes on that “wall” feature, Donald?)  To befuddle the marauding apparitions that may be wandering their streets, it was a common practice for the Celts to disguise themselves in costumes and masks so as to escape the spirits’ attention.  And at the same time, to cover all their bases, they would put out special food treats to placate the phantoms.

As part of the celebration of Samhain, fires were lit to ensure the sun would return after the coming long, hard winter.  And Druid priests would throw the bones of cattle into the flames – hence, “bone fire” which then morphed into “bonfire.”

Catholics had a three-day Hallowmas holiday close to the Samhain celebration time that was designed to honor and pray for the recently deceased.  And in the hopes of winning pagan converts over to Catholicism, in the early part of the 11th century the Pope decreed Hallowmas would coincide with Samhain, lasting from Oct. 31 (All Hallow’s Eve) until Nov. 2.

“All Hallow’s Eve” then evolved into “All Hallow’s Even” – and by the 18th century it was commonly referred to as “Hallowe’en.”

The Irish also provide the legend behind our ubiquitous Jack-o’-Lanterns at this time of year.  They’re named after an Irish drunkard known as Stingy Jack, infamous for duping folks into buying him a drink.

The folklore is that Stingy Jack tricked the Devil into paying for a libation by having the Devil turn himself into a coin.  But Jack just happened to then put this transformed-coin of the Devil into his pocket that also held a silver cross, which prevented the Devil from returning to his original self.

To remove the silver cross from his pocket, and thus allow the Devil to transform back, Jack made Lucifer promise he would not take him to Hades when he died.  But when Jack finally did pass, God (who was not a bit pleased with Jack’s chumminess with the Devil) refused him entry into Heaven at St. Peter’s Gates.

So Stingy Jack was forced to wander the earth at night with a burning lump of coal as his only source of light.  Jack placed his lump of coal in a makeshift lantern made from a turnip or rutabaga carved with openings mimicking his face to emit the lump of coal’s light.  So Stingy Jack became “Jack of the Lantern” or “Jack o’ Lantern”.

When the Irish moved to America turnips were hard to find – but pumpkins were plentiful.  So they switched their tradition of carving faces into pumpkins which they used to keep Jack and other troubled spirits away.

But pumpkin- (and other vegetable, fruit and more) carving has been raised to an art form by Angel Boraliev who is from Bulgaria.  He’s (with a name of “Angel” I double-checked – and he’s a he) a professional decorative carver for hotels in Bulgaria.

He put up a page on Bored Panda (where you can view all 26 Halloween carvings) to prove that pumpkin- (along with squash) carvings don’t have to be scary – but can be quite beautiful.  So let’s enjoy a few (Right-click or scroll-click, if your mouse has that feature, on one to open in a new window as a full-size photo.  Or just click on one them and it’ll open as full-size.  Click back/return to get back to the others) …

 

 

 

 

 

 

I could learn very little about Angel himself or how he does it.  All I could locate was this YouTube video of him carving a rose – and he said it took him just 8 minutes – but don’t worry, it’s sped up:

So “Happy Halloween” from all of us cats ready to go Trick-Or-Treating!

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