Feb 152019
 

I slept poorly last night, so I feel very sleepy today.  Lona has affected me with her keyboard gymnastics.  TGIF!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:09 (average 4:57).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Democrats Announce Plans For Early Debates In 2020 Campaign

 

After watching the ridiculous sham of the Republican debates in Campaign 2016, I wondered how Democrats would handle an even larger field. I like this plan. Being far more fair well help us RESIST!!

From NY Times: President Trump declared a national emergency at the border on Friday to access billions of dollars to build a border wall that Congress refused to give him, transforming a highly charged policy dispute into a fundamental confrontation over separation of powers.

In a televised announcement in the Rose Garden, Mr. Trump said he would sign the declaration to protect the country from the flow of drugs, criminals and illegal immigrants coming across the border from Mexico, which he characterized as a profound threat to national security.

“We’re going to confront the national security crisis on our southern border and we’re going to do it one way or the other,” he said. “It’s an invasion,” he added. “We have an invasion of drugs and criminals coming into our country.”

The declaration will enable Mr. Trump to divert $3.6 billion budgeted for military construction projects to the border wall, White House officials said. Mr. Trump will also use more traditional presidential budgetary discretion to tap $2.5 billion from counternarcotics programs and $600 million from a Treasury Department asset forfeiture fund.

That’s a fake national emergency declared by a real national pariah. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Stating that he expected the property to be “bankrupt and vacant within the next two years,” Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, announced on Thursday that the Mar-a-Lago club, in Palm Beach, Florida, would be the site of Amazon’s second headquarters.

Bezos said that Mar-a-Lago was chosen from a list of soon-to-be-bankrupt properties, including the Trump National Golf Club Bedminster, Trump Turnberry, and the Trump International Hotel and Tower in Baku, Azerbaijan.

The Amazon C.E.O. said that, after Amazon acquires Mar-a-Lago, the company will start working around the clock to remove the property’s hideous décor, which he fears could prove distracting to warehouse employees.

Wow Andy! What a great idea! RESIST!!

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Feb 142019
 

Valentines Day has arrived once again.  I gave WWWendy her gift last night.  It’s one that I’ll never get to see.  I hope you all have a purrrrfect day!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:10 (average 4:55).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Late Show Channel): The Best (And Worst) Valentine’s Day Gifts

 

If I had the button, the light would go out, as soon as I got into the bed. The cinnamon rolls looked good. RESIST!!

From YouTube (CNN Channel): Visitors find racially offensive book in congressman’s office

 

Like most Republican lawmakers, Ferguson loves to study the basis for Republican ideology and policy. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: In his first interview since being found guilty on all counts in his U.S. trial, the Mexican drug lord Joaquín (El Chapo) Guzmán called himself the victim of a “phony witch hunt.”

The former cartel leader made his blistering comments in a phone call to the television program “Fox & Friends,” whose hosts appeared surprised that he had somehow gained access to a phone and was able to get through to them.

“It was a phony witch hunt,” El Chapo said, of his trial. “It was a phony, rigged witch hunt, and the charges against me were fake news and a disgrace.”

Questioned whether he had worked in concert with other drug lords to bring narcotics into the United States, El Chapo said, “There was no collusion. And there was no evidence of collusion, because there was no collusion.”

Dang, Andy! I bet he’s waiting for a pardon from the Fuhrer. RESIST!!

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Feb 132019
 

It’s a very busy day here at the CatBox.  The Windows Update took half an hour.  When Store to Door delivers my groceries, I’ll have to put them away.  Later WWWendy is coming to de-stink that vile TomCat and help with chores.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:04 (average 4:53).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Late Show Channel): ‘(Trump’s Rally In) El Paso’ By Marty Robbins

 

Think about the way the original song ended. That would also work for Putin’s Pervertivo Bandito. 😉  RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Shameless Donald Trump Favor For Donor Threatens To Normalize Corruption (18:24)

 

And remember this. Bob Murray is also the Republican corporate criminal that murdered six miners in Utah when he refused to obey safety regulations in his Crandall Canyon coal mine. RESIST!!

From NY Times: The tax preparers at H&R Block had to take a new class before their busy season started this year: empathy training.

They listened to a mock exchange between an employee and a customer whose refund would not just shrink but disappear. The fictitious client had received a $1,500 refund last year, but this year would owe $575.

The playacting was prescient. The tax overhaul that took effect last year promised relief, but now that returns are being filed, some people are baffled. They’re getting smaller refunds — or sometimes having to write a check — even though nothing in their situation seems to have changed.

The average refund among early filers was down 8.4 percent, according to the Internal Revenue Service.

If you are not a millionaire, and if you actually thought that the Republican Tax Scam would do something for YOU, bend over, grab your ankles, and say BAAA-A-A-A-A-A!! RESIST!!

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Feb 122019
 

It’s warmer here in the CatBox, and the weather is wet and muggy.  I’m feeling a little under the weather with a mild case of Republicosis.  That has made it a shitty day.  I got my order into Store to Door, and it’s a big one this week.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 5:15 (average 7:14).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): Robert Reich: What is Inequality of Place?

 

In other words poor, white voters too stupid to understand that changing conditions, decayed infrastructure and Republican greed killed their jobs, not the Blacks and Latinos suffering in mega-cities, are the Reich on the right, the Republican Reich. The Reich on the left, Robert Reich, is right. RESIST!!

From YouTube (CNN Channel): BBC cameraman attacked at Trump rally

 

It’s not Trump. The criminal hatred, displayed by the Republican Reich, has been evident for years. Trump just reflects their image. RESIST!!

From Alternet: On Thursday, members of Congress from both parties announced they had a tentative working deal on border security.

And President Donald Trump’s allies are already trashing the deal as no good.

“By the way, on this new so-called compromise,” said [Faux Noise delinked] Fox News host Sean Hannity. “I’m getting details. $1.3 billion? That’s not even a wall, a barrier.” Referencing Trump’s rally in El Paso, Hannity added, “Any Republican that supports this garbage compromise, you will have to explain — look at this crowd, look at the country.”

“From the details I have seen,” tweeted [Nazi delinked] Hannity’s fellow right-wing commentator Laura Ingraham, “the word ‘principle’ shouldn’t be used to describe this deal.”

The anger was not just limited to Fox News. House Freedom Caucus chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) raged against the agreement as well.

“This does not represent a fraction of what the president has promised the American people,” Meadows told the Washington Post. “I don’t speak for the president but I can’t imagine he will be applauding something so lacking.”

Under the agreement, Congress would provide $1.3 billion to construct 55 miles of bollard fencing, with restrictions to protect local communities and environments, $1.7 billion for port of entry security and humanitarian aid, and a 17 percent cut to the number of detention beds for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

By all accounts, it is an evenly balanced compromise that forces Democrats and Republicans to make concessions and gives both part of what they wanted. But that will not fly with the hardliners in Trump’s camp.

The devil is in the details. Frankly, I think Democrats may have been too generous, but I’m always willing to negotiate, if Republicans negotiate in good faith. If they are, it’s the first time in years.  Assuming it passes, a shutdown becomes a nationally obvious Republican problem, again. RESIST!!

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Feb 112019
 

It’s another cold day here in the CatBox, but upgraded to Winter Storm Watch from Winter Storm Warning.  It’s a slow day for news, but I found material for you.  Kudos to the Denver teachers.

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Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:37 (average 5:20).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE A DONOR – Parody

 

Thanks Don. Corporate and billionaire donations come with no strings. The Pope is not Catholic. And bears never, ever shit in the woods. (Don replied, “And surfers never pee in the ocean.” I responded, Only when standing on surfboards.”) RESIST!!

From YouTube (CNN Channel): Amy Klobuchar throws her hat in the 2020 ring

 

If she gets the nomination, I’ll support her, but there are more progressive, less corporatist, candidates I prefer. RESIST!!

From Washington PostThe last government shutdown may have ended just a few weeks ago, but odds are escalating that another one is just around the corner. With negotiators skeptical that a deal can be struck before Tuesday, it looks as if another shutdown will begin Friday night. So Republicans are going back to scaremongering about violent immigrants.

President Trump set the tone early Sunday morning, tweeting [traitor delinked] that Democrats “want a cap on convicted violent felons to be held in detention!” Republicans on the Sunday talk shows echoed him: “How in the world after that speech does he sign a bill that would reduce the bed spaces available for violent offenders?” asked Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) on Fox’s “Sunday Morning Futures,” referring to Trump’s State of the Union address. “We got some problems with the Democrats dealing with [Immigration and Customs Enforcement], that is detaining criminals that come into the U.S. and they want a cap on them, we don’t want a cap on that,” said Sen. Richard C. Shelby (R-Ala.) on “Fox News Sunday.”

“Protections for violent offenders” sure sounds like an odd stance for a political party to take. So it should be no surprise that it’s not accurate. Yes, Democrats want to cap the number of unauthorized immigrants that ICE can detain at any given time. But the proposed cap — 16,500 — matches the level of detentions inside the United States in recent years. By capping the number, Democrats want ICE to focus on violent illegal immigrants, not waste resources arresting a mother in San Diego in front of her family or holding parents separated from their children.

So the Democratic ask isn’t for protection for “violent offenders.” And it is also quite small. Besides, why wouldn’t Democrats ask for something? Republicans are asking for money for a border wall and in exchange they will not shut the government down … again. Voters gave Democrats the House last fall — it seems only reasonable that they would want something to show for it.

Assuming you have heard just the Republican lies, as I had before researching the issue, you now know how to counter them. RESIST!!

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Feb 102019
 

It’s 28° F here in the CatBox, and I’m waiting for WWWendy to come thaw the stinky TomCat and help with a pants load of chores.  This is today’s only article.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:06 (average 5:03).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?  (I could hide in the bushes and eat the dawgs that use it.  Yum!

Short Takes:

From YouTube (NBC News Channel): Elizabeth Warren makes an announcement in Lawrence, Mass.

 

It was a great speech. You decide. RESIST!!

From YouTube (SNL Channel): Meet The Press Cold Open

 

If you really want to know, order a dick pic from Amazon.com. Your Amazon package is on the way. Shitaker was circumcised just below the cranium. RESIST!!

From Raw Story:

Europeans tend to see a lot of American ideals and behaviors as bizarre. In particular, they aren’t wild about our politics and our food (though they love our television and our movies). And when it comes to sex? Well, Europeans tend to view us as the land of the free, home of the batshit crazy. Below are some of the biggest sexual WTFs Europeans have about America….

3. Our fear of hugs.  Research has shown that non-sexual physical contact has a profound impact on people’s emotional and physical well-being. Despite this knowledge, and our hyper-sexualized tendencies, America is one of the most touch-phobic countries in the world. A global study on touch rated the United States among “the lowest touch countries studied.” In contrast, the high-touch countries include Spain, France, Italy, and Greece. Some researchers think our fear of platonic touching actually leads to violence, particularly in young males. In one study, American adolescents were shown to touch each other far less and be more aggressive toward their peers compared with French adolescents.

While there are many reasons why Europe has a much lower violent crime rate than the U.S, could a lack of healthy physical connection add to this trend? In 2012, research conducted by the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime found that the U.S. had a “homicide rate of 4.8 per 100,000 people compared to only 0.3 per 100,000 in Iceland, 0.7 per 100,000 in Sweden, 0.8 per 100,000 in Denmark and Spain, 0.9 per 100,000 in Italy, Austria and the Netherlands, 1.0 per 100,000 in France, and 1.2 per 100,000 in Portugal and the Republic of Ireland.”’

I shared the third out of five. Click through for the other four. RESIST!!

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Feb 092019
 

It’s still cold here in the CatBox, and we still have a Winter Storm Warning.  Tomorrow I may have no more than a Personal Update with no links messages.  WWWendy will be here to thaw the stinky, iced TomCat under hot water.  We have so much to get done, I’ll have little or no time for research and writing.  After hours of work, our transition to SSL is now complete.  The authentication and encryption our  SSL provide helps secure our content  and connections from attacks by the Republican Reich and their Russian allies.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:24 (average 5:55).  To do it, click here.  How did you do.

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Ex-DOJ Official: Whitaker Testimony ‘An Embarrassment To The DOJ’

 

I have no doubt that evidence will surface that Shitaker lied under oath, He is an embarrassment to the country, not just the DOJ. RESIST!!

From YouTube (CNN Channel): Whitaker clashes with lawmaker over donations

 

What America needs to understand is that nobody can qualify for any high office in the Republican Reich without being thoroughly vetted to demonstrate long-term criminal history and intent. Shitaker personifies this truth. RESIST!!

From Alternet: After Justice Brett Kavanaugh was condemned on Thursday for declaring “war” on Roe v. Wade by dissenting against the Supreme Court’s decision to block a Louisiana anti-abortion law, reproductive rights groups quickly turned their ire toward Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) for casting the decisive vote to confirm the right-wing judge—and ramped up their efforts to oust her in 2020.

“Paging Senator Collins—this is on you,” UltraViolet declared on Twitter after the high court’s 5-4 decision.

A grassroots fundraising effort to unseat Collins after her decisive vote last year to confirm Kavanaugh has already raised millions of dollars, and the advocacy group Demand Justice announced in an email to supporters on Friday morning that it will run digital ads in Maine highlighting the judge’s dissent in the Louisiana case as yet another reason the Maine Republican should be ousted in 2020.

“Brett Kavanaugh has declared war on Roe, and Susan Collins is the one who made it possible,” Demand Justice director Brian Fallon said. “Even as it was obvious to everyone else that Kavanaugh was a partisan warrior committed to rolling back abortion rights, Collins defended her vote for him by promising that he would follow Supreme Court precedent. It only took four months for Kavanaugh to prove Collins’ promises were a sham.”

I could not agree more. We came close to defeating the nomination of Injustice Pervert Kava-Nazi. We failed when Collins betrayed her promise with the ridiculous excuse that he would protect women’s right to choose. RESIST!!

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Feb 082019
 

It’s not quite as frigid as it was yesterday as the temperature has risen to 29° F.  The winter storm warning begins this afternoon.  I’m listening to the Whittaker hearing.  He’s obstructing and evading. Do you care to guess what else the Republican is doing?  TGIF!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:28 (average 4:31).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Jeff Bezos Accuses National Enquirer Owner Of Blackmail

 

AMI, a bunch of peckers, are the Republican Reichsministry of propaganda, Faux Noise, in print. However, after the coming lawsuit, I hope Bezos runs the company better than the Republican Reich has. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): MSNBC and CNN figures shut down Fox News’ and Trump’s caravan fearmongering

 

May the only ones to believe the Republican Reichsministry of Propaganda, Faux Noise, on caravans (or anything else) be Republicans, whose love life is BAA-A-A-A-AAD! RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s facial expression during the State of the Union address came under continued attack from Republicans on Thursday, with the former House Speaker John Boehner joining the chorus of disapproval.

“When I saw her with that pained expression on her face, I couldn’t believe my eyes,” Boehner said. “It was like nothing I had ever seen before in my life.”

The former Speaker said that Ocasio-Cortez broke his “No. 1 rule” of reacting to a State of the Union speech: “No matter what the President is saying, be sure to look cheerful and upbeat at all times.”

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Dang Andy! A picture is worth a thousand words! RESIST!!

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