I got virtually no sleep last night because of heartburn. It persists today. I have to go back to bed. Happy Hump Day!
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 4:15 (average 12:14). To do it, click here. How did you do?
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I got virtually no sleep last night because of heartburn. It persists today. I have to go back to bed. Happy Hump Day!
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 4:15 (average 12:14). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Cartoon:

Nancy Pelosi and the appropriate Committee heads held a news conference this morning announcing the two Articles of Impeachment that the plan to submit to the house Thursday. Since it’s Trump, one must ask, is the fat in the fire? Almost!
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House Democrats unveiled two narrowly drawn articles of impeachment against President Trump on Tuesday, saying he had abused the power of his office and obstructed Congress in its investigation of his conduct regarding Ukraine.
“We must be clear: No one, not even the president, is above the law,” House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) said at a news conference where he was flanked by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and other House leaders.
At the heart of the Democrats’ case is the allegation that Trump tried to leverage a White House meeting and military aid, sought by Ukraine to combat Russian military aggression, to pressure Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to launch an investigation of former vice president Joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden, as well as a probe of an unfounded theory that Kyiv conspired with Democrats to interfere in the 2016 presidential election… RESIST!!
Inserted from <Washington Post>
Here’s complete video of the news conference.
Special Report: Democratic leaders announce articles of impeachment against Trump
I chopped the dead time from the beginning. I’m certain that the full House will be voting to impeach the Fuhrer soon. Then the fat will be in the fire.
It’s a busy day here in the CatBox. I had to complete and send my week’s grocery order to Store to Door. I had to schedule my ride to the Hospital next Tuesday with TriMet Lift. I prepared the Fantasy Football Alert. I made a BIG pot of chili to use against that Sdang sasquatch as revenge. I’m kind of pooped!
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 3:54 (average 5:51). To do it, click here. How did you do?
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Fantasy Football Report:
Here’s the latest from our own fantasy football league.
Scores:

Congrats to the Sasquatch, Patty Monster and WWWendy for winning their games. Kudos to Squatch for the week’s high score.
Standings:

Kudos to WWWendy, our regular season Champion, to Vivian, our regular season scoring champion, and to Squatch for finishing two places ahead of me. ![]()
Playoffs Bracket:

WWWendy and Vivian have a bye week this weekend. See the left column for the other pairings. Good luck to all!
Short Takes:
From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Trump Campaign Was Not Spied On: DOJ IG; Barr Reverts To Deceit
Barrf Bag Alert!!
Barrf has his head so far up his beloved Fuhrer’s ass that he can have meetings with Pence up there. RESIST!!
From Vox: The United Kingdom will vote on December 12, and the country’s unfinalized divorce with the European Union looms over it all.
These are the Brexit elections. Even if many wish they weren’t.
Whoever wins the election will ultimately determine whether the United Kingdom leaves the European Union early next year — and, if it does, they’ll likely be determining what that future relationship might look like.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson and his Conservative Party have vowed that if they reclaim their majority in Parliament, they will “get Brexit done” by quickly passing the prime minister’s Brexit deal and moving to negotiate a free-trade agreement with the EU by the end of 2020.
Labour, the opposition party led by Jeremy Corbyn, is instead proposing to renegotiate the Brexit deal, and then put it back to the British people for a final vote on whether they want to leave the EU on those terms — or just remain in the EU after all…
From what I understand Corbyn and Labour have almost as good a chance as there is for Trump to last a day without lying. Nevertheless, I hope they win, so the UK no longer challenges the US world record for electoral idiocy. RESIST!!
From YouTube (a blast from the past): Thunderclap Newman – Something In The Air
Ah… the memories! RESIST!!
The Post has uncovered a treasure trove of documents that bring to light the many falsehoods and failures of three Administrations from both political parties to prosecute the War in Afghanistan, bring it to an end, or even tell the truth about it.
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For 18 years, America has been at war in Afghanistan. As part of a government project to understand what went wrong, a federal agency interviewed more than 400 people who had a direct role in the conflict. In those interviews, generals, ambassadors, diplomats and other insiders offered firsthand accounts of the mistakes that have prolonged the war.
The full, unsparing remarks and the identities of many of those who made them have never been made public — until now. After a three-year legal battle, The Washington Post won release of more than 2,000 pages of “Lessons Learned” interviews conducted by the Office of the Special Inspector General for Afghanistan Reconstruction. Those interviews reveal there was no consensus on the war’s objectives, let alone how to end the conflict.
To augment the previously undisclosed interviews, The Post also obtained hundreds of confidential memos by former defense secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld from the National Security Archive, a nonprofit research institute. Known as “snowflakes,” the memos are brief instructions or comments that the Pentagon leader dictated to his underlings as the war unfolded.
Together, the interviews and the Rumsfeld memos reveal a secret, unvarnished history of the conflict and offer new insights into how three presidential administrations have failed for nearly two decades to deliver on their promises to end the war…
Inserted from <Washington Post>
Scroll down almost to the bottom of the page for text of 611 documents.
Here’s the video.
Exclusive: A secret history of the war in Afghanistan, revealed
Finally, we need to examine earlier history to understand this better.
Let me be clear that Barack Obama was wrong to continue the war, which I said several times at that time. In addition, he was wrong not to challenge the lies of the GW Bush Regime about Afghanistan. But this war is a product of the Republican Party. In the 1980s the CIA under the Ronald Reagan administration created Al Qaeda by funding and arming Osama Bin Laden and other Wahhabi terrorists to commit terrorist acts against the Russian troops occupying Afghanistan. Without this Republican Terrorism, 9/11, the war in Afghanistan, the war in Iraq, and ISIL would never have happened.
Finally, please keep the Post article as a resource. It’s the best source I’ve seen.
It’s a tired day here in the CatBox. WWWendy sheared me quite well yesterday, and it’s wonderful to be able to scratch itches on my scalp again. I feel a bit tired, but I plan no trips out before my procedure a week from Tuesday. Oh God, It’s Monday!
Jig Zone Puzzle: Today’s took me 4:11 (average 6:07). To do it, click here. How did you do?
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Religious Ecstasy:

When I first heard the score at halftime, I accused WWWendy of putting a hallucinogen in my coffee!
Short Takes:
From YouTube (CNN Channel): North Korea calls Donald Trump a ‘dotard’ again as tensions increase
Is this not typical of the foreign policy “successes” we see from the Republican Reich? RESIST!!
From YouTube (Jesse Dollemore Channel): THE CULT HAS SPOKEN!!! In New Poll Republicans Say Trump is Greater Than Abraham Lincoln!
Barf Bag Alert!!
Very well said, Jesse. Would someone please open Abe’s casket and clean out the excrement? If I were Lincoln, that Republican “truth” would have made me fill my pants too! RESIST!!
From YouTube (a blast from the past): Cant Take My Eyes Off You – Frankie Valli and The 4 Seasons + lyrics
Ah… The memories! RESIST!!
It’s a busy day here in the CatBox, but I should be done online by the time WWWendy gets here. May the divine Ellipsoid Orb shine it’s blessed light on your team, unless they are really horny!
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 4:15 (average 5:40). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Cartoon:

An actual card from a typical Republican Ammosexual.
Short Takes:
From Crooks and Liars: Duncan Hunter, Republican Representative and convicted criminal announced late on Friday that he will be resigning “shortly after the holidays.” Just a few days ago, Hunter pleaded guilty to a sole charge of misusing campaign funds, although he actually faced a shocking 60 counts! Sounds like he got a sweet plea deal.
San Diego 10 News reports that Hunter put out the following statement late on Friday:
“Shortly after the Holidays I will resign from Congress. It has been an honor to serve the people of California’s 50th District, and I greatly appreciate the trust they have put in me over these last 11 years.”
Hunter faces up to 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine, although chances are he will see under a year in detention, if he is actually locked up at all. Based on the sentencing guidelines for a first time offender, the judge could just give him house arrest and a fine. He is set to be sentenced on March 17th. His wife also pleaded guilty earlier this year. Her sentencing isn’t scheduled until April.
It’s time to charge Hunter for his own role in the Republican sedition. RESIST!!
From YouTube (SNL Channel): NATO Cafeteria Cold Open – SNL
They treated Trump with entirely too much respect. RESIST!!
From YouTube (a blast from the past): Creedence Clearwater Revival: Suzie Q
Ah… the Memories! RESIST!!
I’m pleased that House Democrats, aided by a single,solitary Republican, passed the Voting Rights Enhancement Act. It updates the Voting Rights Act to restore it to its former state, before SCROTUS (Republican Anti-Constitutional VD) allowed the Republican Party to disenfranchise millions of Black, Latino, and other minority voters
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On Friday, House Democrats passed the Voting Rights Advancement Act, a bill that would restore and expand the protections of the Voting Rights Act that the Supreme Court’s Republican majority gutted in 2013. The bill passed 228-187 with all 227 Democrats and Republican Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick voting in favor while the other 186 Republicans and Republican-turned-independent Rep. Justin Amash voted against the bill.
The new legislation would establish a new formula to determine which states and localities must “preclear” any proposed changes to election laws and procedures with the Justice Department. The previous preclearance regime, which was struck down in 2013, applied to states and localities—largely in the South—with a history of racial discrimination in their voting laws.
Under the new setup, any state where officials have committed at least 15 voting rights violations over a 25-year period would be required to obtain preclearance for 10 years. If the state itself, rather than localities within the state, is responsible for the violations, it would take only 10 violations to place it under preclearance. In addition, any particular locality could individually be subjected to preclearance if it commits at least three violations.
Based on this formula, the VRAA would put 11 states back under preclearance: Alabama, California, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, New York, North Carolina, South Carolina, Texas and Virginia. While most of these states are still in the South (and also under Republican control), the list also includes the two largest Democratic-leaning states in the country, California and New York…
Inserted from <Daily Kos>
Note that the bill is fair, as it targets areas where there has been some Democratic abuse, in addition to all the areas of extreme Republican abuse today.
Trump immediately threatened to veto it.
Trump WH Threatens To Veto Restored Voting Rights Act
Trump will never get the chance to veto it. Bought Butch Moscow Mitch knows that Republicans cannot win fair elections, so they have to make sure there are no more.
In 2020, we need to keep the House, win the White House, win the Senate, and nuke the Filibastards to make this law!
It’s a comparatively lazy day, here in the CatBox. Today’s articles are my only chore, except routine food prep and cleanup. I am a bit tired, because stayed up to watch the 13th ranked Oregon Ducks win the PAC 12 by beating the 5th ranked Utah Utes 37 – 15. Tomorrow is a Holy day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb. My Broncos are playing the Texans. Pat will get to watch it. I won’t. Sadly, no matter how much I yell at Pat, her team is just too horny for my guys. Tomorrow is also a WWWendy Day. One of our planned chores is to fleece the shaggy TomCat, before de-stinking the rancid TomCat. Therefor, please expect no more than a Personal Update. Have a great weekend.
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 3:23 (average 5:07). To do it, click here. How did you do?
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Short Takes:
From Alternet: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell rammed through eight of President Donald Trump’s lifetime judicial picks in just three days this week, accelerating the far-right court takeover that one commentator warned is “absolutely going to hamstring efforts to make the U.S. into a responsible, civilized country, for as long as we live.”
The latest slew of confirmations, according to Bloomberg‘s Sahil Kapur, means that Trump and his Federalist Society allies have now hand-picked “about one in every five American federal judges,” or 170 judges total.
“Nearly all are in their 40s or 50s with lifetime appointments and positioned to shape American law for generations,” Kapur noted on Twitter. “It gets a tiny fraction of attention compared to other stuff he does but this is the Trump legacy that’ll echo for generations after he’s gone.”
I wish I knew what to do. Frankly, I’m at a loss. Can we impeach 170 at once? My best guest is that the majority are guilty of crimes, if only lying during their confirmation process. As soon as we return DOJ to the people, they all should be investigated, and most, indicted, convicted, and/or disbarred. RESIST!!
From YouTube (RWW Channel): RWW News: Rick Wiles Says ‘The Democrats Are Forcing Me to Stockpile Ammunition’
Barf Bag Alert!!
Republican Supply-side pseudo-Christians, the polar opposites of true authentic Christians, are experts at projection. That is, they accuse the left of committing their own crimes. It is these Ammosexuals, who art plotting the overthrow of America through violent Talibangelical Jihad, not Democrats! RESIST!!
From YouTube (a blast from the past): The Monkees – I’m a Believer, 1966 (HQ Stereo)
Ah… the memories! RESIST!!