It’s a muggy sticky day, so humid that I had to change my undershorts in the middle of the night, even though I didn’t feel hot. I hate sweating and feeling chilly at the same time. I hope you are enjoying your weekend. May the Holy Ellipsoid Orb bless your team, id they are still alive.
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 4:00 (average 5:35). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Short Takes:
From YouTube (Late Show Channel): Trump Adjusts To Life Without Sloppy Steve
Does Trump call Bannon Sloppy Steve, because Trump doesn’t get him until Putin is done? RESIST!!
From Politico: Responding to several days of speculation about his mental well being and fitness for office, President Donald Trump defended himself on Twitter on Saturday morning as "very smart" and "a stable genius" in the wake of allegations contained in an incendiary book about the Trump administration released this week.
“Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence…..” the president tweeted at 7:19 a.m., hours before he was scheduled to meet with congressional GOP leaders at Camp David.
Several minutes later, Trump added: “…Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star….. [emphasis added]
Nobody will ever accuse that moron of modesty! RESIST!!
From The New Yorker: Donald J. Trump, legendary among U.S. Presidents for his aversion to reading, demanded on Thursday that members of his White House circle act out Michael Wolff’s new book, “Fire and Fury,” in a command performance in the Oval Office.
According to those who witnessed the dramatic presentation, Jared Kushner played the role of Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump played the role of Ivanka Trump, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders played Steve Bannon.
Sources who sat through the private performance of “Fire and Fury” said that Sanders’s portrayal of Bannon was particularly impressive.
“Sarah’s a natural,” one source said. “At the end of the day, acting is just lying.”
But the performer who “stole the show,” according to one source, was Eric Trump, who was cast in the role of his father.
Dang, Andy!! I’m surprised he didn’t shoot them! RESIST!!
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