With all the sniffling Trump did throughout the entire debate, Dr. Howard Dean raised a reasonable question.
Notice Trump sniffing all the time. Coke user?
— Howard Dean (@GovHowardDean) September 27, 2016
While I personally think it's not only doubtful (Trump doesn't even drink), I think it was a distraction from a stellar performance by Hillary. But other folks agreed with Dean.
— Hiro Murai (@MuraiHiro) September 27, 2016
And even more graphically …
Of course #TrumpWon. Look at his debate prep. pic.twitter.com/chFgHGjDLF
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) September 27, 2016
Several times Trump whined about how "nasty" Hillary's ads have been. Not only does this prove that Irony is dead in the Trump camp, but that Trump doesn't even remember what he's said.
Trump: "I notice the nasty commercials you do on me." Her commercials are literally just clips of him speaking. #debate
— Amanda Deibert (@amandadeibert) September 27, 2016
One thing that was very striking and indicative of Trump's incredible misogyny and bullying is how often he interrupted both Hillary and Moderator Lester Holt
Trump the bully. pic.twitter.com/dsYlSEKvQh
— Justin Mikita (@JustinMikita) September 27, 2016
Time magazine actually did a more accurate analysis based on the actual transcript of the debate – and it shows Trump interrupted them FIFTY-FIVE TIMES!
http://time.com/4509790/donald-trump-debate-interruptions/
But whatever the count, if you had "Interruptions" as part of your evening's Drinking Game, well …
If your "Debate Drinking Game" involves Trump interrupting, go to the ER immediately
— Chris ONeill (@Chrisoshow) September 27, 2016
Hillary brought up Trump's stiffing not only the working middle class people – to which Betty F*ckin' White [Sorry – no "Blue Star" – so not THAT Betty White, but still funny] offers a great suggestion:
If you stay in a Trump hotel, refuse to pay. Say that you weren't satisfied. He said that's cool. #debatenight
— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) September 27, 2016
But also stiffing all American patriotic citizens by not paying his taxes – which Trump brags "It makes me smart"
I don't pay my taxes because I'm not smart. I pay my taxes because that's how this country works and it's my responsibility. You FUCK
— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) September 27, 2016
And of course Trump tried to counter with the mendacious claim that Hillary lacks "stamina"
she was a working mom & a primary caregiver to her child & still managed a law career AND a life of public service STFU ABOUT STAMINA DONALD
— zoe kazan (@zoeinthecities) September 27, 2016
And of course …
We all agree "stamina" is a euphemism for a penis, right?
— Kate Sheppard (@kate_sheppard) September 27, 2016
At first I was upset that Lester Holt didn't take charge as moderator. But then I thought, even though Lester is a registered republican – boy, letting Trump expose himself as a misogynistic, idiotic bully is great.
And Holt dealt with the abuse in his own way, unique way …
"Um, Lester we're live…..lester, LESTER" pic.twitter.com/YMw8n1rIDo
— Why Am I A Bears Fan (@FlowsAndolini) September 27, 2016
But Trump, despite praising a fellow republican after the debate now claims that Lester rigged them. So it's not surprising that Trump actually refused to shake the Moderator's hand post-debate – very sad …
Missed this: Trump snubbed moderator Holt after the debate.
A poor loser move. https://t.co/xXRgFrMJzw
HT @superdeluxe @chrizap— Peter W. Singer (@peterwsinger) September 27, 2016
And of course NBC's republican sycophant Chuck Todd had to find SOMETHING to complain about with Hillary – so he said she was "Over-Prepared"
.@chucktodd: #debatenight exposed Trump's lack of preparation, but Clinton seemed over-prepared at times.
— Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) September 27, 2016
Ahhh, Chucky – she's running for PRESIDENT! Do you think Chucky would ever complain that his surgeon was "Over-Prepared"?
#Trump will probably put as much work into running our country as he put into preparing for this #debate.
— Grey Griffin (@GreyDeLisle) September 27, 2016
And then the Reviews started rolling in.
Donald Trump answers questions like how I type essays when I can't think of shit but have 3 more pages to go
— B R O C K ® (@troytheblackguy) September 27, 2016
Hell, even the republicans realized Trump got trampled:
Christie complaining about Lester Holt. Giuliani tweeting it wasn't Trump's best night. Fox News glum. The verdict on this one is in.
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) September 27, 2016
The "Best Pithy Review Award" has got to go to Jerry Springer:
Hillary Clinton belongs in the White House. Donald Trump belongs on my show.
— Jerry Springer (@jerryspringer) September 27, 2016
"Best Advice to Trump Supporters Award" goes to the Lawrence, KS (home of the U of Kansas) Police Dept.:
REMINDER
We realize politics can make emotions run high, but being mad at a presidential candidate in a debate is NOT a reason to call 911.— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) September 26, 2016
"Best Straightforward Review Award" goes to Alexandra Petri:
finally the whole country will watch as a woman stands politely listening to a loud man's bad ideas about the field she spent her life in
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) September 26, 2016
"Best Final Word of Advice Award" goes to Hillary:
This debate in a nutshell:#ImWithHer #DebateNight pic.twitter.com/77ZTKBUluZ
— Natasha Smith (@tashsparkles) September 27, 2016
And thanks to Hillary's now famous "Shoulder Shimmy" …
It's now made even more enjoyable thanks to Shaq and a cat …










































