MTG “Miss Malaprop” Greene QUACKS Up America Yet Again

 Posted by at 4:29 pm  Politics
Nov 212022
 

(Sidebar: For a variety of reasons, it’s been a while since I posted a dedicated article.  But I’m going to try to get back in the swing of things.)

We can always count on MTG “Miss Malaprop” Greene to supply us with some comic relief.  She has a long list of Tweets and comments showcasing her ignorance masquerading as malaprops, that have Americans “quacking” up.  Let’s backup a bit to enjoy some of her previous zany offerings.

Who can forget when she accused Speaker Pelosi of “wonton” killings by deploying her own secret “gazpacho police force” in a chilling and ruthless “soup d’é·tat”.

Then there’s the time MTG actually said:

“… Bill Gates wants you to eat this fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish.  So you’ll probably get a little zap inside your body that’ll say ‘No, don’t eat a real cheeseburger, you need to eat the fake burger.’”

Bill had a pithy reply to MTG:

One of her lesser-known comments was when she declared an imminent “title wave of truth”

There are few things that have gotten MTG as incensed as how she thinks Pres. Biden’s Dept. of Justice has “mistreated” the seditious traitors who stormed our Capitol on 1/6/21.  She shared her thoughts (such as they are) in a speech on the House floor when she had the Chamber called to “odor” so she could add her two “scents” worth:

“The over 800 people who have been arrested and charged for the events on January 6” because “their due process rights are being so fragrantly and horrifically violated….”

 

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5019207/user-clip-us-rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-special-order-speeches-06092022

If it weren’t such a fragrant flagrant violation of our nation’s laws, it’d be funny when MTG sent a text to Mark Meadows just three days before Biden’s inauguration telling him that Trump declare should “Marshall” law:

“In our private chat with only Members, several are saying the only way to save our Republic is for Trump to call for Marshall law,” Greene texted [Mark] Meadows….”

https://abovethelaw.com/2022/04/alls-fair-in-love-and-attempts-to-overthrow-the-rule-of-law/

In her most recent malaprop, MTG makes a “fowl” claim about tabulating the votes in our last election:

This begs the questions:

[1] Why do you think fellow Americans are your “enemy”?

And …

[2] Why the HELL are ducks wearing boots in the first place?

If you wanted to cut her some slack and blame it on AutoCorrect changing “quaking” to “quacking” – someone checked … it doesn’t:

Of course, the Twitterverse felt the need to respond about our feathered friends “quacking in their boots” …

 

 

 

I think this Tweet has a suggestion for MTG that we could all get behind:

And this has a nice summary of a few of her malaprops:

 

 

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