You might remember from an earlier “Friday Fun” that while …
Only 13 Presidents have failed to get reelected,
Only 5 Presidents have failed to win the popular vote,
Only 4 Presidents have been impeached or resigned …
But only ONE President has hit the Trifecta and accomplished ALL THREE!!
And now we can add another accolade to Trump’s “accomplishments”: The only President to have ever been impeached TWICE! If that doesn’t call for a double-ribbon award, I don’t know what does:
In fact, I believe the USPS should issue a commemorative stamp in his honor. Fittingly, it would be called the “Forever Impeached Stamp”.
But knowing Trump, this doesn’t mean he isn’t still totally delusional and divorced from reality. Why, he still wants to put President-Elect Biden in jail.
Shortly after the Trumpkin domestic terrorists rioted and laid siege to our Capitol a little over a week ago, #NoFlyList started trending on Twitter.
Fortunately for felonious Trumpkins, there’s a work-around:
But Trump isn’t the only republican who went down this past week. The blind ambition of my senator, Josh Hawley, led to his backing the wrong horse and joining up with Ted Cruz to vote for disenfranchising millions of American citizens in an effort to subvert and overturn our election.
Hawley, who has been open in his lusting after being President for years, has now effectively flushed his chances down the crapper.
But I’m actually thankful for his indiscretion. Having lived in Missouri over half my life now, it’s been a well-known fact that Hawley’s been the Fashionable Face of Fascism.
Sure, he objected when Biden compared him and Cruz to Goebbels, but it doesn’t take much of an imagination to get from here to there …
And speaking of “going down” – there’s proof now that Trump has had much greater difficulty dealing with his Twitter withdrawal than first imagined.
Out of an abundance of kindness (and fortunately for you) I’m also supplying the antidote to cleanse that image:
My hope right now is that the Inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris comes off without a hitch – with no injuries or deaths, both in Washington, DC and across our great nation.
9 Responses to “After Last Week’s Domestic Terrorism, Some Odd & Ends”
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Hitchless, Nameless, will be stitchless, harmless and blameless, and those on the fascist side will fail to become famous.
I’m with you, but will hope that the swearing in is done indoors, and flame and flawless.
You outdid yourself with this post, Nameless. Although no amount of bleach in my eyes can erase the Trump-Giulian picture that is now burnt in the neocortex of my vision centre.
I’m with you, and Mitch, in hoping the Inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will go down peacefully and undisturbed. But I’m so glad Trump can no longer tweet us silly with pictures of how his inauguration crowd was so much bigger than Biden’s. Which will undoubtedly be true if people are asked not to come.
I’m sorry it took me so long to reply here – I have to say my favorite is “What makes Trump** think I would visit him in prison?” that is really, really funny – and especially to someone like me, who has done visiting in prisons. I’ll bet TC will also get thoroughly cracked up over it.
Great one, Nameless.
I’m praying that the Inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will take place without any type of violence. What’s bothering me now is the fact that tRump wants a military style send off hours before the Inauguration. I don’t trust tRUmp and worry he’ll create some sort of chaos. I hope they don’t bow down to his request.
Thanks Nameless
Great comments above, to which I agree with.
Gotta agree with the above comments in that I was wishing that Joe and Company would be indoors for the swearing in ceremony. It will be a memorable, and great day when our new President gets sworn in.
Pardon me…while I go bleach my eyes…
Good post, Thank you, Nameless.
Worthy collection Nameless–the sad thing is how exponentially more troops are in DC than in all of Africa or various other terrorism hot spots due to not addressing our biggest national security risk for too many years. I would also add a meme I saw that these insurrectionists not only put themselves on the no fly list, with their felonies many have also taken away their own right to bear arms.
I keep imagining his ”military salute” where 21 guns are aimed at his helicopter and…OOOOOPS!
Thanks Nameless – No
ha, ha, ha….thanks