Well, that was a Thanksgiving we’ll be taking about in years to come – for many reasons. But my favorite part was the genius Resister in the White House who moved Donnie to the children’s table for his Turkey Day presser.
My guess is it’s the same person who moved Giuliani’s presser to the rear of a rundown landscaping center next to a porn store. S/he might have taken inspiration from the cold open SNL skit where Steve Bannon as the Grim Reaper makes Donnie move to his tiny desk to play with a toy …
Or maybe it was Buddy from the movie Elf.
Either way, it did NOT go well for Donnie, who had a meltdown and raged at Reuters reporter Jeff Mason who pressed him to answer whether he would concede.
“Don’t talk to me that way,” Trump snapped. “You’re just a lightweight. Don’t talk to me that way. I’m the president of the United States. Don’t ever talk to the president that way.”
Trump’s embarrassing toddler behavior led the Twitterverse to tag him as #DiaperDon which trended at the top spot.
Always needing to get the last word in, Trump then lashed out at his new sobriquet:
Twitter is sending out totally false “Trends” that have absolutely nothing to do with what is really trending in the world. They make it up, and only negative “stuff”. Same thing will happen to Twitter as is happening to @FoxNews daytime. Also, big Conservative discrimination!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 27, 2020
So the Twitterverse responded by adding the tag #TinyTable mocking his Hasbro’s “Big Boy’s First Desk” – like an adult forced to sit at the kids’ table for Thanksgiving. And it made it to the #5 spot.
So let’s enjoy a few …
And if you’re unfortunate enough to have a Trumpkin relative for whom you just HAVE to get a Christmas gift, here’s a suggestion:
My personal advice to Donnie is …
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Memorable indeed!
He actually does wear Depends(TM) and has since at least the nineties. Former associates speak of nuclear-level incontinence (accompanied by nuclear level odor) and that is all I will say about that – well, except that through his lifestyle choices he did that to himself.
Thank you for this – I can’t call it a smorgasbord – I’ll just say collection. It’s delightful.
JD, are you for real about that? It sounds like it.
I did not and will not post this because it seemed gratuitously disgusting to me – but yes, it’s for real, noel Caster is for reaal and is who he claims to be.
https://youtu.be/N60ceYRlY2I (not a live link – you have to cut and paste, for reason given above.) At least I didn’t make it a livelink – though it looks like WordPress did, on edit. I’d still cut and paste though.
Joanne, I will take you at your word, thanks.
I love them all!
Had he never run for president, and in my heart I think he did it because there is money in running and loosing, he’d have gone down in history as a spoiled little rich putz. And not much of the world would have paid much attention.
Now, he goes down in history as a fulminating buffoon of a whinny baby jackass, and all the world knows about it. And will know about it for as long as the human race continues. I can not imagine how many graduate theses will be written about his incompetent, delusional time in the WH, and beyond. Then, there are the history books, and the documentaries, and….
Wonderful!
After Biden’s inauguration, there will come a time when we’re going to miss Trump if only for being such a grateful target on Friday/Saturday. It’ll be much more difficult to the same with Joe Biden.
Donnie does supply a wealth of material, doesn’t he?
I guess after 1/20/21 I’ll have to dig harder.
Thanks Nameless. Joanne, if he’s already used to Depends, the design of toilets in jail and prison cells wouldn’t matter but he may find having to ask guards for a new one relates to how he’s treated the guard.I’ve always wondered how much of his voter base is people seeking entertainment in lieu of anything they value in their lives consistent with his constant focus on ratings.
Thanks Nameless!
Fantastic. What a hilarious post, Nameless.
Love the way it shows the real sides of this evil leader.
Who would of ever thought a grown man, who holds a leader type role, could behave like he does in public?
The way he reacts and speaks out without even thinking one bit about it, only shows how brainless he is.
All I know is on January 20, 2021 our country will be so relieved when Joe is sworn in.
Thanks Nameless