I had a very interesting topic all picked out, and then when I started researching it yesterday it kept growing and growing. Since I want to do it justice, I decided today to put it on the backburner, and throw a few Odds & Ends together.
For those who don’t believe that the Trumpkins are a full-fledged cult, just two months ago former Sec. Rick Perry claimed that *Rump was “God’s chosen one”.
But if *Rump was actually “chosen by God”, then it’s obvious God got last pick.
Now that the Impeachment Trial has begun, it’ll be interesting to see if there are any witnesses. We all know that *Rump will refuse to testify. That’s because he doesn’t want anyone to see his tiny Subpoenis.
How about a poem?
The Donald went to heaven to ply the Pearly Gates,
But couldn’t pass Saint Peter, who said: “Your crooked mates
Are waiting for you, Donald, way down below in Hell.
There you’ll be warmly greeted because you’ve done so well
Encouraging corruption, dishonesty and sleaze
That Lucifer’s retiring and handing you the keys.
So take your golden mirror and lacquer up your hair
Because you needn’t worry – it never rains down there!”
Or if you prefer a limerick …
In the White House there lives quite a jerk
Who states he does nothing but work.
His continuous tweeting,
Berating and bleating
Makes us view such a claim with a smirk!
And finally, over the Holidays Melania told a Fox news reporter how difficult it was to get Donnie a unique Christmas present. So she decided that, as she wanted to know a little more factual information about his family history (since he’s falsely claimed for decades to be Swedish), she got him one of the ancestry DNA kits, like “23 & Me”.
Well, his DNA helix readout finally came back this week, and she admitted that she was not a bit surprised by the results:
12 Responses to “Friday Fun: Odds & Ends”
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Short, yes – but sweet indeed. Thanks for the chuckles!
Many critics have opined that the Mark Brothers would have lost a lot of their effect had they not been able to work with Margaret Dumont. Groucho himself called her “practically the fifth Marx brother.” It’s fun to see that can hold true even in a meme made from a still.
Love the picture and the poems. They are definitely worth sharing! One can only wonder what future historians will say about the epic rolling dumpster fire that is the tRump regime.
Can’t have enough Trump jokes these days, especially not with the harrowing impeachment trials before us. Thanks for these odds & ends, Nameless.
The Groucho Marx picture is hilarious!
Have to agree with the ladies (above) comments, and I definitely concur.
Thanks, Nameless for this great post!
The poems are great, and I must remember to thank Melania for the DNA readout next time I don’t see her.
Thanks for the levity respite from all that otherwise ails us Nameless!
Thanks, Nameless. Then Trump* joins his buddies, I actually pity poor Satan!
thanks for the chuckles. I especially liked the bit of poetry.
Really enjoyed this one, Nameless.
Great picture and poems.
Got a kick out of the DNA readout. Fits tRump perfectly.
Thanks Nameless
I think there is at least one thing missing in the DNA as posted. Where is lying? After all, he has made lying a hallmark of his every day life!
Good post!
True – but there’s only so much one can do w/ a GIF of a DNA helix. Besides, in reality, the actual DNA has only four letters available, representing the nucleotides. [A (Adenine), C (Cytosine), G (Guanine) and T (Thymine)]