Tuesday Tickle: Too Good to Wait ‘Til Friday

Posted by SoINeedAName at 3:22 pm Politics

Apr 022019

Sitting at the breakfast table in the upstairs living quarters of the White House, Melania tells Donald that she had a dream last night. And in her dream, Trump had finally gotten his huge military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue that he has so long pined for.

It was spectacular – celebrated by hundreds of thousands of cheering, flag-waving Americans lining both sides of the avenue and stretching as far as the eye could see.

“I bet I had a huge smile!” Trump exclaimed.

“I couldn’t tell,” Melania replied. “It was a closed casket.”

At the Barbara Bush Funeral:

(Editor’s Note: I’ve only seen this joke from several different sources this week, so I apologize if it’s an “Oldie-but-Goodie” for most of you.)

4 Responses to “Tuesday Tickle: Too Good to Wait ‘Til Friday”

Joanne Dixon says:

April 3, 2019 at 9:30 am

Cross posted to Care2 HERE
- Joanne Dixon says:
  
  April 3, 2019 at 9:31 am
  
  This is one of the best things to come out of the Trump era!
TomCat says:

April 3, 2019 at 9:51 am

Love rt! May Melania be psychic!
Lona Goudswaard says:

April 3, 2019 at 10:51 pm

I hope Melania’s psychic gift doesn’t reach too far into the future; October 2020 would be nice.

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