While not giving up hope, it’s looking like our country will be stuck with not only the WORST PRESIDENT EVAH in the White House, but now also the WORST JUSTICE EVAH on the Supreme Court.
Of course the pundits have declared that the problem lies with the Democrats …
Democrats keep moving the goal posts!
First, they insist that a Supreme Court Justice can’t have a history of sexual assault.
Now, they say he also can’t be a liar!
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) October 1, 2018
But before we leave Brett Kava-NAH, let’s enjoy one last laugh at his expense with a limerick:
There once was a jurist from Yale
Whose confirmation went off the rail
Although loved by his POTUS
His tryout for SCOTUS
Just might put his white ass in jail pic.twitter.com/FqeE8QlAlr— ??Essence of?Lursa???? (@KapeicaResists) September 29, 2018
Did everyone get their “Presidential Emergency Alert” from Twitler this week? Well, it seems there are a couple of bugs because not everyone got the same message from him …
Did anyone else get this? #PresidentialAlert pic.twitter.com/BXiuLoVgGj
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) October 3, 2018
At least for his daughter Tiffany it was a hallmark …
congrats to tiffany trump, who just received her first ever text from her dad!
— Johnny LaDeadnik ? (@jlazebnik) October 3, 2018
But to be honest about it …
That presidential text is like getting an Amber Alert from the guy who did it
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 3, 2018
Some of us did not react kindly to getting the alert …
When you get that #PresidentialAlert pic.twitter.com/llUkWfl87D
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) October 3, 2018
And some of us were lucky in getting an exceptionally truthful one …
ALERT: THERE IS AN ASSHOLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. THIS IS NOT A TEST.
— Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) October 3, 2018
Democrat Martin Heinrich, who is running for US Senate in New Mexico, got a very helpful reminder …
Our #PresidentialAlert looked a little different… pic.twitter.com/vnUTNwu1yI
— Martin Heinrich (@TeamHeinrich) October 3, 2018
But not as helpful as the one solely directed to Twitler himself …
— Jef Poskanzer (@jef_poskanzer) October 5, 2018
Yup, this will surely be one of the few highlights of Twitler’s (shortened) time in office …
Apparently not only does the entire United Nations think it’s perfectly fine to laugh at Trump – but so does his own Secret Service …
Trump boarded Air Force One with toilet paper on his shoe and my favorite part is that no one told him. https://t.co/3nglVZdKVT
— laney (@misslaneym) October 5, 2018
And as one sage pundit noted, Trump brought his entire Presidential Library on board on the bottom of one shoe.
But I know this is the Presidential Alert we’re all waiting for:
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Cross posted to Care2 HERE.
My cell phone is an antique, as cell phones go. I only keep it for calling Roadside Assistance, so it’s turned off pretty well all the time.So i have no idea. Some technologies I can do without.
Martin Heinrich is running for RE-election, and he is one of the better ones. He doesn’t get quoted all the time, but I can tell from hos emails. I wish him the best.
Seriously, if you were in the vicinity of that tinpot tyrant, would you want to be the one who told him he had TP on his shoe? I didn’t think so!
Got it, just like an Amber Alert. All the schools/students/staff did too. What a chorus that was!
Gawd, the TP one is hilarious!!! Love all the comments re: resignation of dt.
Great post, Nameless! and thank you, Joanne for cross-posting.
Good job, Nameless.
I wish I had it in me to laugh.
I love it!
Heard about the “alert” but could not make an understanding of it on TV. I do not have a cell nor an iPhone. Do not plan on ever getting one. Glad that nobody bothered to tell Drumpf that he had toilet paper on his shoe. Just awful, wasn’t it. lol!
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Oops, my comment went missing:
??? I really needed this.