We have an alien infesting us, A hateful creature, armed with a TRUS, invading and putting all life in our nation at risk. Thank heavens we have a true prophet that understands this vile creature. Because the following video clip portrays the alien’s life cycle, it is only proper to issue a Barf Bag Alert!!
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that scene from Aliens again, but Samantha Bee went there, illustrating Ted Cruz’s Canadian birth with imagery that you will never, ever forget.
"How come he always looks like he’s covered in a glistening layer of slime, even though we know that can’t possibly be true?"…
Inserted from <Crooks and Liars>
I really needed a good laugh, but when it’s all said and done this monster is the most dangerous Republican in the Criminal Clown Car.
21 Responses to “An Alien Infesting Us”
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Well, you can see why many people are saying that Sam Bee is the TRUE heir to the mantle of Jon Stewart. She certainly has Cruz nailed.
Amen JD!!
Love her perspective of Cruz.
Spot on, Sam, spot on!!
Enjoy your evening, take care, and Thanks, Tom.
Dominionism and promising to put that unique view of faith ahead of the constitution and any oath of office is indeed frightening.
As JL says, those are the biggest frights about this pos.
Spot-on!
That's the first time I have gotten to see any of Sam B.'s show. I forgot to put it in to RECORD! She is REALLY GREAT!!!
Ted Cruz is the associate anti-Christ! Between Cruz, Drumpf, Rubio and anyone else left in the race, there is NO HOPE for America if ANY of these IDIOTS are ELECTED PRESIDENT!!!
I understand there is a joke gping around on Facebook, to the tune of "If it were not for immigration, Trump would hve no wives!" Well, if it were not for immigration this alien, with the alien points of view, would not be among us!
I love Sam B. She nails it with this one.
This was funny and spot on! Cruz is a worthless POS who is beyond dangerous!
And no, we won't take him back!
Sam Bee has only recently come to my attention – and she is VERY good, isn't she! Thanks TC!
Very funny, but also very frightening. Please Democrats, make sure that NONE of the Republicans make it to the White House, irrespectively of whichever Democratic candidate gets nominated. Stand as one and put an end to the GOP's reign of terror.
See today's lead article.
Barf, barf, bleeeehhh….scary more than funny actually.
Why do people take an instant dislike to Ted Cruz? It saves time.
As I've said before, Cruz scares me more than Trump … and they BOTH scare the crap out of me!
Amen Nameless!
Crooks & LIars: Good one on "Slimy Ted" by Samantha Bee.
Slimy Ted Cruz is still in the GOP nomination race. Ugh and he is sooooo slimy.
KKKasich won Ohio and remains in nomination the race.
Robot Rubio has "suspended" his run for the nomination race in the GOP.
Robot Rubio has "unbound delegates" which may a very big part in the primary process.
Rachel Maddow: 7min 47seconds CC:
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/what-happens-to-marco-rubio-s-delegates-645382211870
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Thanks all! Hugs!! The newest kind of Pest Control is Cruz Control.
LOL!