War on Easter!

 Posted by at 3:10 am  Politics, Religion
Apr 222011
 

There are few things the Republican Ministry of Propaganda, aka Fox, will not do to distract their sheeple and stir up hatred for people how have the audacity not to follow the dictates of Republican Supply-side Jesus (not the real one) as hatred and lies.  The latest absurdity is the War on Easter!

11Hannity-tinPoor, poor Sean Hannity. He may be a multimillionaire but as a white Christian, he faces terrible discrimination in America. It used to be just the War on Christmas. But now the forces of evil secular liberalism are threatening Easter – or at least Hannity would have you think so. And what better way to show off being a Christian than to use your victimhood as an excuse to attack people who disagree with you? Unfortunately, in this case, Hannity’s examples of the Easter War had almost nothing to do with Easter, much less a war on it, and his Christianity-crusader guest was – well, I hate to say it but she seemed almost demonic.

I’m sure the folks at Fox searched high and low for proof that President Obama is somehow behind the War on Easter (don’t forget those dastardly environmentally-friendly Easter Eggs!) or at least some high-profile liberal that Fox News loves to hate, such as Van Jones or a union member or even a Muslim. But, apparently, the best they could do was Lady Gaga (for her new song called, “Judas”) and Ricky Gervais who had the nerve to criticize Christians at this time of year. Surely, they could have found something “better” from Bill Maher!

Fox_News_NaziFor some reason, the two guests were attorneys, rather than, say, religious experts. Arguing on behalf of the persecuted Christians was a woman named Jennifer Smetters, identified merely as a “trial attorney.” Smetters has previously appeared on Fox News to make the bizarre argument that Elena Kagan was not qualified to be on the Supreme Court because she lacked business experience. Smetters seemed just as cogent on the subject of the War on Easter.

Not even Hannity seemed able to explain just how Easter is in danger. Instead, he complained about “the double standard as it relates to Christianity.” Of course, if anyone should know about a double standard, it’s Hannity… [emphasis added]

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Now there are some liberals who can be a bit obnoxious about Christianity, but that’s because they are evangelical about their atheist faith, and those few on the left who are intolerant to others’ beliefs are equally wrong with the vast majority on the right who refuse to do so.

A progressive Christian myself, I am not taking part in any war on Easter, but as an authentic Christian, I honor all the holidays that others hold sacred as well.

Of course, this is nothing but a straw man.

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  10 Responses to “War on Easter!”

  1. Hannity is worried that his audience of hogs are going to wind up on the table instead of at it.

  2. At least he’s consistent. He may not be able to coherently explain what he’s saying but … at least he’s SAYING it!

  3. Insanity Hannity is a Jackhole! MY lack of religion is what is TRULY under attack!!!! Supply-side Christians have STOLEN the heathen habits of Bunnies, Chickies & FANCY boiled eggs! I venture a guess that more than half of all Christians don’t know much about the Resurrection story anyway, much less how bunnies & chickies & eggs got involved with Jesus! It may have started with gay marriage….hmmm! I’m not intolerant of Christians, just the pretend ones!

  4. I see little difference between Hannity and Beck—both are ignorant fools who misinterpret everything and constantly lie.

  5. Stephen Colbert had a very funny piece on his show last week about the “War on Easte”.

    Hypocritical “Christians” are just as bad as any terrorists in the world. They preach and practice intolerance of all but their ilk.

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