Pass the Tin Foil Hat

 Posted by at 8:31 am  Politics
Feb 032011
 

3RonHatThe first person I ever depicted with a tin foil hat was Ron Paul.  While I favor most of his foreign policy, his extremism on domestic issues and covert but evident racism made him appear a few cans short of a six pack.  This was long enough ago that such extremes has not yet become common in the Republican Party.  The acorn did not fall far from the tree.  The time has come for Ron to pass the tin foil hat to his son Rand.  The extreme paranoia of his latest escapade into fantasy land demonstrate that he is a few toons beyond loony.

RandHatSen. Rand Paul (R-KY) has a real knack for paranoia. Playing the hero in his contrived world of made-up threats, Paul battles the menacing enemies of pregnant women, American babies, and the Department of Education. On Monday, Paul’s right-wing fan base [extremists delinked] got a sneak peek at Paul’s next target: the U.N. Small Arms Treaty.

In an email to supporters, Paul warned that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and the “global gun-grabbers” are out to “strip you and me of ALL our freedoms” by signing a treaty designed by the “petty dictators and one-world socialists who control the UN” to “CONFISCATE and DESTROY” all civilian firearms across the world. With his trusty sidekick the National Association For Gun Rights [extremists delinked] and a financial contribution from his base, Paul can “lead the fight to defeat this radical treaty“ [Teabuggery delinked]:

Gun-grabbers around the globe believe they have it made.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton recently announced the Obama Administration will be working hand-in-glove with the UN to pass a new “Small Arms Treaty.”

Disguised as an “International Arms Control Treaty” to fight against “terrorism,” “insurgency” and “international crime syndicates,” the UN’s Small Arms Treaty is in fact a massive, GLOBAL gun control scheme.

I’m helping lead the fight to defeat this radical treaty in the United States Senate and I want your help.

Please join me by taking a public stand against this outright assault on our national sovereignty by signing the Official Firearms Sovereignty Survey.

Ultimately, the UN’s Small Arms Treaty is designed to register, ban and CONFISCATE firearms owned by private citizens like YOU.

So far, the gun-grabbers have successfully kept the exact wording of their new scheme under wraps. […]

And along with your signed survey, I hope you’ll send a generous contribution of $250, $100, $50 or even just $35 to help finance this battle.

With your generous contribution, the National Association for Gun Rights will continue contacting Second Amendment supporters to turn up the heat on targeted U.S. Senators.

Paul’s conspiratorial email is missing one tiny footnote: there is no U.N. Small Arms Treaty… [emphasis original]

Inserted from <Think Progress>

You’d think that at the very least, Rand would fear monger by distorting something that actually exists!

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  10 Responses to “Pass the Tin Foil Hat”

  1. Ahhhhh – Rand … Just how is this batshit paranoia of yours going to create JOBS or BALANCE THE BUDGET, you twit.

  2. There seems to be a falsely generated struggle going on for the purposes of generating revenue for the NRA/Brady Campaign. I gave up on Bill Maher and Rachel Maddow after hearing the mind-numbing crap they have spewed in the last few weeks. America has surely changed radically for the worse since Bush got the ball rolling. Good thing he was “a uniter, not a divider” or it would be really bad…OH, that’s right…WTF!

  3. Oh my God! I’ve always been paranoid that my huge machine gun collection would be confiscated by that Kenyan Muslim Socialist in the White House. Now it seems my AK-47s will be confiscated by some two-bit One-World Globalist bureaucrat from the U.N. 🙂

  4. So being a libertarian teanbagging asshat is the same thing as being a politician. any lie is a good one to get more money>

  5. How in the world did Kentuckians opt to send this out-of-touch fool to the Senate for a six year term? Or Mitch McConnell too? Are they smokin’ their blue grass, or what? This guy is extreme and CRAZY. He doesn’t understand the needs of working people in the least. Where do ctazy fools like he, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, John Boehner, and Mitch McConnell come from, and why are they permitted to dominate our political stage? Every one of them should crawl back under the rocks they came from and leave us alone!

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