It was just a little over a week ago that Twitler regaled the NCAA Championship football team – Clemson – with a repast that was hard to believe: Fast food from McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s and Domino’s Pizza because of the Trump Government Shutdown.

Of course, the Innertube could not let that go by – and they had a field day:

And it got worse when he misspelled “hamburger” in one of his Tweets (which was taken down to correct it, so only a screenshot):

Which, of course, led to more mocking by the Innertube:

And topped off by a brilliant Tweet from Burger King:

due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.
just serving hamburgers today.

— Burger King (@BurgerKing) January 15, 2019

Knowing of Twitler’s adoration of the Big Mac, one Tweeter imagined the reaction he would have viewing a buffet bursting with burgers …

First erection he's had in 3 years. pic.twitter.com/vUIMSbGnav

— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) January 15, 2019

This forced Sarah Huckabee Sanders to intervene and try to defend him:

While on the topic of sports team visiting the Trump White House, there’s an update.  The 2018 NBA Champions Golden State Warriors had first said they would refuse a visit to the White House – so petty, petulant toddler Twitler retaliated by not inviting them.  But yesterday they relented and did visit the President …

A REAL President (he’s the short guy in the middle).

Yesterday when Mueller called the Grand Jury together on a very rare Thursday gathering, we got a hint that something was up.  So let’s just cut to what makes THIS Friday so freaking Fun … and call it a day!

And here’s the FBI in action:

But if you’re like me and really will probably never tire of watching it, here’s a GIF for you:

And who knew that Roger Stone getting all decked out in his Rich Uncle Pennybags Top Hat & Tails for Twitler’s inauguration would come in so handy for mocking him:

Rest assured, this will NOT be the last shoe to drop!

Here is the one hundred forty-seventh article in our Republicans on Parade series, featuring individuals who personify what the Republican Party has become. The winner is Republican pseudo-Christian Senator Joni "Pig Nuts" Ernst [R-IA]. She is so honored for the extreme hypocrisy of divorcing her husband for blocking her her quest to become her Fuhrer’s VP.

According to a divorce court filing, Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA) claims one of the reasons she wishes to part ways with her husband is because she believes he thwarted her ambition to become President Donald Trump’s running mate in 2016.

The Guardian reports that Ernst’s attorneys filed a supporting affidavit in her battle with her husband, Gail, stating, “In the summer of 2016, I was interviewed by Candidate Trump to be vice president of the United States. I turned Candidate Trump down, knowing it wasn’t the right thing for me or my family.

“I continued to make sacrifices and not soar higher out of concern for Gail and our family,” she said of her husband of 26 years.

The report states that Ernst met with Trump on July 4th, 2016 and discussed the job before telling Politico, “I made that very clear to him that I’m focused on Iowa. I feel that I have a lot more to do in the United States Senate. And Iowa is where my heart is.”

Now, in her divorce filing, Ernst is singing a different tune and putting the blame on her husband, complaining her husband “ … hated any successes I had and would belittle me and get angry any time I achieved a goal.”…

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This is Joni Pig Nuts’ second parade.  She earned her first for extreme TEAbuggery in August 2014.

Here is the campaign ad that made her Joni Pig Nuts.

Here are the two area’s of hypocrisy.  She ran as a Republican Supply-side pseudo-Christian, claiming she was under her husband’s authority.  While, if she has really been abused, I have to support her decision to divorce, she has openly condemned Democrats for divorcing.  Second she ran on frugality, bus she whines that she cannot be part of the most greedy profligate administration in US history.

Finally, we should get a report on Joni Pig Nuts’ husband.  Given her proclivity to snip-snip, could the reason she’s divorcing him be that she destroyed his usefulness to her?

RESIST!!

Last night, I tuned in to Rachel and watched, as I was working.  She started talking about Anastasia Vashukevich.  Who is Anastasia Vashukevich?  I had never heard of her before.  Nineteen minutes later I knew that, unless we overcome the Republican Reich, what happened to her, could also happen to anyone in this nation, who possesses evidence of the Republican Fuhrer’s crimes.

A model from Belarus who claimed to have recordings shedding light on the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia was detained at a Moscow airport Thursday on prostitution allegations, the police said.

The model, Anastasia Vashukevich, had been deported from Thailand earlier in the day after spending nine months in prison on charges of conspiracy and soliciting prostitution.

She was booked to fly to Minsk, Belarus, but was detained along with three others traveling with her as she changed planes at Moscow’s Sheremetyevo Inter­national Airport, according to her husband and another person traveling with her.

No evidence has emerged of the tape that Vashukevich claimed showed contacts between Trump campaign officials and Russians. Her arrest in Moscow was unexpected and blocked her from possibly talking to dozens of journalists waiting for her in the airport’s arrivals zone.

Gregory Kogan, a close friend of Vashukevich, asserted that Russian and Belarusan diplomats in Thailand had pledged the group would be safe if they left for Russia or flew via Moscow…

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Here is the 19 minute video, from Rachel Maddow, who fills in all the details.

Note the abject terror that poor girl is demonstrating.  One does not react that way without having been subjected to considerable abuse.  No wonder the Republican Reich has never stopped campaigning to make torture legal here.  That’s part of why their party must be destroyed.

It’s not just Trump. The entire Republican Reich shares the guilt for the torture this girl has suffered so Republicans can hide their treason.

RESIST!!

It was a pleasure to work with Dr. King on Vietnam Summer.  Of all the people I have met in my life, he stands head and shoulders above the rest.  This is last year’s article.  It is even more applicable today.

Normally, I would wish you a Happy Martin Luther King Day, but my conscience will not allow it at a time when Donald Trump and the Republican Party have trashed so much of what he accomplished, and today, Dr. King would grieve.  But he would also…

RESIST!!