As you may recall, I missed last Friday because I was up in Illinois celebrating my Mom’s 100th Birthday! – on Veterans’ Day. And I’ll miss this Friday because, to accommodate travel arrangements for her grandson & family in the San Francisco Bay area (her two great-grandsons will get the entire Thanksgiving week off) we’ll have our family & friends Open House celebration at church this weekend.
And my aunt (Mom’s sister-in-law) who lives about 20 miles from Mom will be returning here with the KCMO relatives to celebrate Thanksgiving down here. So I’ve decided to stay up in Illinois to enjoy Turkey Day with my Mom at a fancy-schmancy restaurant for brunch.
Missing three Fridays in a row made me feel guilty, so I’m going to post one early – and then I’ll be “on sabbatical” until December.
Pulled together some of the best Joe Biden Pranks – a trending Twitterr meme on how Joe is “helping” with the sad, terrible, god-awful, heaven-help-us-all White House transition to Trump.
Biden: Ideally I'd like to include traps from all of the Home Alone movies, but we've only got two months so the Home Alone 2 plan is fine pic.twitter.com/iFkkJNmkvl
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 12, 2016
"I left a Kenyan passport in your desk, just to fuck with him"
"Joe"
"Oh and a prayer rug in your bedroom. He's gonna lose it!"
"Dammit Joe" pic.twitter.com/mEWo91OLuA— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
Biden: "Guess who just upper-decked the toilet outside the Oval Office?"
Obama: "Dammit Joe, I have to live here for two more months" pic.twitter.com/xBGOslRIRa— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles?
Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here pic.twitter.com/e7NRIZ43Ww— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
biden: cmon you gotta print a fake birth certificate, put it in an envelope labeled "SECRET" and leave it in the oval office desk
obama: joe pic.twitter.com/UTtv1JkE5o— jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 11, 2016
BARACK: mr trump welcome to th–
BIDEN: [mumbling] asphinctersayswhat
BARACK: joe
BIDEN: ASPHINCTERSAYSWHAT
TRUMP: what?
BIDEN: [chortling] pic.twitter.com/db4r6qU12P— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) November 12, 2016
Biden: I changed the wifi password.
Obama: Joe…
Biden: It's "PssyGrbbr45" now.
Obama: No, Joe.
Biden:… pic.twitter.com/hA6ozU0Hww— Khary Penebaker (@kharyp) November 12, 2016
"I know Joe called and ordered 500 pizzas to be delivered on January 21st, but I need you to cancel that order." pic.twitter.com/UQc7GoDSIn
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
Biden: What if we paint the Mexican flag in the office
Obama: Joe, no
Biden: I already ordered the paint
Obama: Joe pic.twitter.com/mCCh6OPQRk— dan/nakajima (@tragecies) November 11, 2016
"Yes Mr. Trump, I took Joe's pocket knife away and we'll get you some new tires for that limo right away, but I can't make him say sorry" pic.twitter.com/wULtfJqu85
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016











