Mar 162018
 

While out to the doctor, the left rear tire on my power chair spilt, leaving me at risk.  I was able to limp it home.  I have a set of replacement rear wheels coming tomorrow by FedEx Overnight, and WWWendy will install them Sunday.  Pray that this thing holds out until them.  Megan, my PCP, puts patients on two lists, naughty and nice, based on how they take care of themselves.  She said I’m near the top of her nice list.  I had to explain that TomCats are naughty by definition.  This is today’s only article.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:41 (average 5:10).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Take:

From The New Yorker: Calling the result “close but no cigar,” Vladimir Putin has conceded defeat in Tuesday night’s special congressional election in Pennsylvania.

Speaking to reporters at the Kremlin, Putin thanked the many Russian campaign workers who tried but failed to propel the Republican candidate, Rick Saccone, into the winner’s circle.

“Our social-media trolls did some of their finest work to put Rick over the top, but, in the final analysis, we were a day late and a ruble short,” the Russian President said.

Putin had high praise for the Democratic candidate, Conor Lamb, who, he said, “managed to win in a district that I easily delivered to Donald Trump in 2016.”

Dang Andy! Will Putin give up on the GOPee? RESIST!!

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Mar 162018
 

… Of the chocolate variety.

Twitler’s “Gibberish Rally” last Saturday in an effort to help Rick Saccone in Pennsylvania’s special election (YEAH, LAMB!) wasn’t the only embarrassing moment for the Trump clan.  Junior was also mocked in his own Meme when he campaigned with Saccone at the Sarris Candies factory.

This photo shows him being interviewed by a giant chocolate Easter bunny.

Of course Twitter wasn’t going to let a moment like that go by without mercilessly mocking Junior.

Probably the only time Junior has talked to a brown individual.  Like you, I was shocked he didn’t demand to be interviewed by a white chocolate bunny.  (Of course his old man would have demanded a Playboy Bunny.)

Unfortunately for Junior, he is still waiting to be interviewed by a reporter that is actually dumber than he is.  I suppose we should be grateful it wasn’t just another vapid Fox or Breitbart interview.  And we can all agree that one of them is hollow and brainless, and the other one is made of chocolate.

And about that hairnet that Junior was forced to “don”.  Who do you think wore it better, Junior or Ruth Buzzi from the old “Laugh-In” show?

 

Don’t bite my head off (you didn’t think I was going to pass up another low-hanging pun like that, did you?) for re-visiting a nauseating incident, but I’m sure we all recall that disgusting photo when Junior and Eric went big game “hunting” in Africa.  The one with Junior proudly holding the tail he cut off from an elephant he killed.

So, like me, you’re no doubt wondering if he took a similar trophy from this interview.  Well, here’s your answer …

 

Was there ever any doubt?

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Samantha Bee from 3/14

 Posted by at 10:22 am  Politics
Mar 152018
 

It’s that time of week again, so here are four excellent video clips from Sam’s show last night.  Enjoy!

Rex & Mike & Conor & Teens

 

The 12 year old put trump to shame.

Cy Vance: Technically Legal

 

Sadly, in New York, several of the Democrats are corrupt to an almost Republican degree.

Cy Vance: Technically Legal 2

 

And prosecutors of both parties tend to be hard on street crime and soft on Republican crime. HI, KY, NM, WV, and WY are ba-a-a-a-a-a-aad places to be a sheep.

Elected Prosecutors: Doin’ Whatever They Want

 

In my volunteer work, I’m aware of dozens of cases of prosecutorial misconduct. I think that, when an innocent person serves time as a result of prosecutorial misconduct, the prosecutor should have to serve an equal amount of time in the same prison.

An interesting show!

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Mar 152018
 

It’s a busy day, here at the CatBox, and I’m working earlier then usual, due to a mild case of Republicosis.  Tomorrow, please expect no more than a Personal Update, or at most, an Open Thread.  I have a routine follow-up appointment with Megan, my PCP.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:15 (average 5:38).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (NY Times Channel): Students Walked Out. Here Are Their Videos

 

Kudos to the kids and the fine teachers that enabled them. Jeers to the NRA/Republican deplorable teachers that tried to prevent their protest. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Vox Channel): The guide book that helped black Americans travel during segregation

 

It was a wonderful thing in its day, but we must fight the Republican plan to create the need for it again.  RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: In a freewheeling conversation with reporters after his departure from the State Department on Tuesday, Rex Tillerson said that he “really hopes” that Donald Trump finds out that he is being impeached on Twitter.

“I mean, the way I see it playing out, he’s up at 3 a.m., starting a new feud with Oprah or someone, and that’s when he finds out,” Tillerson said. “My only regret is that I won’t be there to see it.”

Tillerson started laughing in what some witnesses described as a demonic manner as he imagined Trump learning of his impeachment on Twitter.

“I mean, you have to picture him with his BlackBerry in his itty-bitty hands, and that’s how he finds out,” Tillerson cackled. “It would serve the bastard right.”

Oh Andy! From your pen to God’s plan! RESIST!!

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I made this cartoon in 2013.  The more things change…

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Just Who Is Rocket Man?

 Posted by at 11:26 am  Politics
Mar 142018
 

I have no doubt that you all remember how the world’s most bellicose and least competent world leader insulted fellow megalomaniac, Kim Jong Un by calling him Rocket Man.  Trump did so in retaliation for Kim’s tests of an  ICBM, capable of hitting targets anywhere in the US.  In effect, Trump called Kim a warmonger with nuclear weapons, and dared him to use them.  But just who is Rocket Man?

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President Donald Trump has declared he wants a new “Space Force” alongside his army, navy and air forces as the battle for world dominance moves overhead.

Trump has just told a gathering of military personnel at the Miramar Marine Corps Air Station in San Diego, California, that he wants one.

“Space is a war-fighting domain, just like the land, air, and sea,” he said. “We may even have a Space Force, develop another one, Space Force. We have the Air Force, we’ll have the Space Force.”

He’s proud of the term.

“I said, ‘maybe we need a new force, we’ll call it the Space Force,’ and I was not really serious. Then I said, ‘what a great idea,’ maybe we’ll have to do that,” he told the Marines…

Inserted from <News.com.au>

Subsequently, members of his Reich suggested that he might have been kidding.  Here’s the video (<1 min.):

BARF BAG ALERT!!

That’s NOT kidding!

Trump is also proposing a violation of International law.  The Outer Space Treaty forbids it.

So it’s time for you to put on your lead underwear.  Fuhrer Drumpfenfarten wants to point a nuke right at Uranus!

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Mar 142018
 

It’s a busy day, here in the CatBox.  The site is working properly again.  I’m waiting for Store to Door to deliver my groceries.  WWWendy is coming this evening, and I need to catch up on sleep.

Jig Zone Puzzles:

Yesterday’s took me 4:07 (average 5:26).  To do it, click here.  Today’s took me 4:47 (average 6:23).  To do it, click here.  How did you so?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Democrat Conor Lamb Is The Apparent Winner In PA Election

 

Woooo Hoooo!! RESIST!!

From YouTube (Trae Crowder Channel): Liberal Redneck – Ex Tillerson

 

I think he has a point. Was criticizing Trump’s owner what got Tillerson fired? If Trump replaced staff with dawgs, they’d be too toxic to eat. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Inequality Media Channel): Who Receives More Government Help, Stanford or UC Berkeley?

 

Interesting. I never realized that there is an imbalance in government support for rich schools. I’m not sure about the best solution. Ideas? RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Reaching the opposite conclusion of many of their committee peers, Republican members of the House Intelligence Committee said on Tuesday that the Japanese did not meddle in the attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941.

“After an exhaustive investigation, we have come to the conclusion that there was no attempt by the Imperial Japanese Navy Air Service to influence the outcome of Pearl Harbor,” Rep. Mike Conaway, a Republican of Texas, said. “Any suggestion to the contrary amounts to nothing more or less than a witch hunt.”

Conaway said that while there were Japanese bombers in the vicinity of Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, their role in the attack there has been “blown out of proportion.”

Dang Andy! The Japanese were as innocent as Trump and far more humane than he is. RESIST!!

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Tillerson Out Pompeo In

 Posted by at 6:37 pm  Politics
Mar 132018
 

No Administration in US history, has had more turnover of top people than the Trump Residency, leading to an ever increasing level of incompetence due to chaos.  Now, Trump has fired Putin’s choice for Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, and nominated Mike Pompeo, former CIA Director, Teabagger Representative from KS, and Kris Kobitch supporter, to fill the post.

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President Trump announced on Tuesday that he had ousted Secretary of State Rex W. Tillerson and will replace him with Mike Pompeo, now the C.I.A. director, ending the 14-month tenure of the nation’s chief diplomat who repeatedly had found himself at odds with the White House on a variety of key foreign policy issues.

“We were not really thinking the same,” Mr. Trump told reporters at the White House, explaining his decision to replace Mr. Tillerson.

He added: “Really, it was a different mind-set, a different thinking.”

Mr. Tillerson found out he had been fired before dawn, shortly after his flight returned from a weeklong trip to Africa, said Steve Goldstein, the under secretary of state for public diplomacy…

Inserted from <NY Times>

Here’s a report from CNN.

I understand that Tillerson was asked to resign, refused, and was fired by tweet from Twit.

I think everything possible should be done to delay Pompeo’s confirmation.  First, he is a sycophant.  Tillerson would stand up to Trumps worst impulses until the urge had past.  Pompeo will likely feed them.  Worse yet, Pompeo is a warmonger.  To make matters worse, Pompeo’s replacement at the CIA is Gina Haspel, a torture-maven who ran a secret CIA site in Thailand, where she tortured prisoners.  Then she tried to cover it up by destroying the records of her war crimes.  We must fight her appointment too.

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Mar 132018
 

It’s a muggy day today here at the CatBox, and I’m still quite tired.  I’m celebrating my 39th birthday for the 32nd time.  Our server at Blue Host is intermittently offline.  Please be patient.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

I’ll have to include it tomorrow, because the website has been down all day.

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): In Memoria – A response to the NRA Ads

 

They did not sing, but their voices were as clear as a bell. RESIST!!

From YouTube (Inequality Media): The 6 Ways Millennials Are Changing America

 

I’m a boomer, and I have no objection to any of the ideas Robert attributes to the millennials, with the caveat that the only way to get a viable third party is to elect people, who will change the current plurality rules system, under the two party system. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Furious about her treatment on the CBS news-magazine program on Sunday night, Betsy DeVos spoke to reporters on Monday, and called “60 Minutes” a “total waste of a half hour.”

“I had never watched ‘60 Minutes’ before, but I can tell you this, I will never watch it again,” the Education Secretary said. “I have better things to do with a half hour of my time.”

Calling her interviewer, Lesley Stahl, a practitioner of “gotcha journalism at its worst,” DeVos said that it was “very unfair of her to ask me so many questions about education.”

“She asked me one thing about schools, and then another, and another,” she said. “If I had to answer every question she had about schools, I would have had to bone up on education for a month.”

DeVos said that she was “frustrated” that Stahl neglected to ask her about any of her “really good ideas” for the nation’s schools, such as “purchasing guns for teachers with money that is currently being wasted on books.”

Dang Andy! Betsy Wetsy, as Trump must like to imagine her, is a waste… of skin! RESIST!!

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