Fantasy Football Tips

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Jul 222013
 

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By now I hope you know from my nagging ads that Politics Plus has a fantasy football league at NFL.com, Lefty Blog Friends.  The online live draft is this coming Sunday at 11 AM Pacific, 12 N Mountain, 1 PM Central and 2 PM Eastern Daylight Savings Time.  I promised a bit of help for newbies, so here it is.

Your first experience will be the draft.  Read the help files at the league, but the best thing you can do, especially if you have never participated in an online draft before is go to the league and join a mock draft or three.  They have one every few minutes and it’s just like a real draft, except that it does not count.  Then you can come to the real one knowing exactly how it’s done.

The common wisdom is to draft running back first then wide receivers, then quarterbacks, and then tight ends, kickers and defenses.  Personally, I try to draft the best player available in the first three groups until I have one quarterback. three running backs, and three wide receivers.  Then I go for a backup quarterback, a fourth running back, two tight ends, two kickers and two Defenses.

During the draft pay particular attention to players’ bye weeks.  Every NFL team has a week off during the season, and you want to make sure you always have enough players to complete your lineup.  Having more than one player at any position with the same bye week can make that quite difficult.

During the season, keep the NFL schedule in mind.  At times they play Thursday and Saturday games in addition to Sunday, Sunday night and Monday.  Make sure your lineup for the week is set before the first game, because it’s very embarrassing to learn that your injured player’s team already played, and you got no points for that position.

As to the league itself, this morning I removed a player that has not set his lineup in almost two years.  I opened the league to the public, hoping to fill the last two slots.  If they have not filled by Saturday morning, I will change the league size and we will play with eight teams.

So this is your last chance to join!  It is a load of fun, and a needed break from battling the brain-dead minions of InsaniTEA.  Join NFL.com and email me using the address you used to join.  There’s a Contact Me link on the left. Or send me message at Care2 that includes the email address you used to join.  Or reply to this thread on this site using the email address you used to join.  Unless the last two spots have been filled, I will email your invitation from within the league.

Good luck to everyone!  That’s about it, except…

I’m so bad, you all might as well give up now! Winking smile

 

 

 

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Jun 172013
 

LeftyBlogFriends

Fortunately for me, I have one addiction even greater than tobacco and that is to the First Church of the Ellipsoid Orb.  In addition to being a die hard Denver fan, I also play fantasy football, and Politics Plus sponsors the a fantasy football league: Lefty Blog Friends.  My team, Tomcat’s Teabag Trashers won the regular season, but came in last in the playoffs.  We currently have six teams, and one of those did not shop up last year, and can be replaced.  I’d like to expand it to ten giving us five openings, so I’m inviting you to join on a first come first serve basis.  I can visualize such teams as BigFoot’s Blasters, Critter’s Crunchers, or Monster’s Mashers. (hint) 🙂

If you’d like to play, here’s what to do:

First, register for fantasy games at NFL.com.  The registration link is here.

Second, go to the left column of this page and find the ‘Contact me’ link and use it to send me an email.  Give me the email address use used to register for fantasy football.  I will send you an invitation from within the league.

We will be having a live draft on Sunday, July 28 at 11 AM PDT (12 Noon MDT, 1 PM CDT, 2 PM EDT).  Because this is a “keeper league” returning players may keep two members of their previous year’s roster, but if they do, they do not get picks in the first two rounds.  If you cannot attend, you will receive auto-pick choices.  All things considered, it’s great fun and I hope you join in.  It’s a great break from fighting right wing InsaniTEA one day at a time!

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May 202013
 

Yesterday, I intended to nap during the day, but I could not.  They were doing maintenance on the building all afternoon and evening, causing the power to go out over and over again.  Each time it does, it sets off an alarm on my O2 system that wakes me up, so I could not sleep until late last night.  I’m feeling fatigued, so I have only this message.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:49 (average 5:20).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From NY Times: The board of Yahoo, the faded Web pioneer, agreed on Sunday to buy the popular blogging service Tumblr for about $1.1 billion in cash, the companies announced Monday, a signal of how the company plans to reposition itself as the technology industry makes a headlong rush into social media.

When StumbleUpon changed format and drove away most of their members, many of them fled to Tumblr. As with other network acquisitions, I trust that this shall be a bad development for Tumblr members.  Thank God for Care2.

From Think Progress and Think Progress: If a woman in Virginia has a miscarriage without a doctor present, they must report it within 24 hours to the police or risk going to jail for a full year. At least, that’s what would have happened if a bill introduced by Virginia state Sen. Mark Obenshain (R) had become law.

And yet, the Virginia Republican Party wants to make Obenshain into the state’s top prosecutor. This weekend, Virginia Republicans selected Obenshain as their nominee to replace tea party stalwart Ken Cuccinelli (R) as the state’s attorney general.

But if voters don’t like him, the Republican party offers another choice.

Here are some of the most alarming facts you need to know about E.W. Jackson:

  • He has said gays and lesbians are “very sick people, psychologically and emotionally” whose minds are perverted. He has also said homosexuality “poisons culture, it destroys families, it destroys societies”
  • He led an “Exodus Now!” movement encouraging African Americans to leave the Democratic party because opposition to same-sex marriage and government endorsement of religion means “Democrats are engaged in a concerted effort [bigots delinked] to do away with all symbols of our Judeo-Christian culture.”
  • He rallied against hate crimes legislation as a “virulent strain of Anti-Christian bigotry and hatred.”

Residents of Virginia had better elect Democrats for their own protection.

From Huffington Post: Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.) confirmed on Sunday that he is proposing an amendment to the upcoming farm bill that would eliminate the "Monsanto Protection Act."

Officially known as the Farmer Assurance Provision, the controversial agricultural provision was surreptitiously tucked into budget legislation — passed by Congress in March and signed into law by President Barack Obama — that was intended to avoid a government shutdown. The provision, which the public at large caught wind of only after the bill’s passage, allows agricultural companies such as Monsanto to ignore court orders against selling genetically-engineered seeds.

As HuffPost’s Ryan Grim explained last week:

Federal courts have recently ruled that the U.S. Department of Agriculture had failed to consider the potential harm some genetically engineered crops may have, and acted too hastily in approving their sale. The industry fought back with the [Monsanto Protection Act], preventing the enforcement of court rulings.

I don’t want to hear Obama blamed for not vetoing the bill. This was, after all, a minor provision in the bill to end the Republicans’ seditious attempt to shut down the entire government. Sign Jeff’s petition, please. Once again, Oregon leads the way!

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Those two images were so boring that I chose a more recent graphic.

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May 152013
 

Barring completely unforeseen circumstance, I’ll be going home tomorrow afternoon.  Friday will be a sleep day, as nobody will be prodding, poking, measuring, questioning and/or sticking every 90 minutes.

On the political front,we have a couple important stories.  One is the great TEAbuggery targeting scandal.  I still can’t figure whether anyone did so with malicious intent.  Technically, a 501(c)(4) must operate exclusively to promote social welfare.  The IRS when under Bush  redefined the regulation to be primarily to promote social welfare.  The simple thing to do would be to enforce the law as written, but Republicans set it up this way so billionaires can cheat.  Chris Hayes has more.

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Finally, consider this: You have an application from a group of self-avowed activists, who have tried hard and been fairly successful at getting their candidates elected, and they call themselves a “party”.  Just maybe it could be that their primary purpose is political… ya think?

The other story is how the US Attorney, DC, under the supervision of the Asst. AG, seized AP telephone records. Let me start with what Rachel Maddow had to say.

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There are some major differences, between the Bradley Manning case and this one.  Manning’s leaks involved no ongoing operations and did not reveal sources and methods.  They certainly damaged our national hubris, but not our national security.  These  leaks,on the other hand, outed an intelligence operation in the field and exposed a double agent, who is no longer employable in that role.  Going after the leaker is justified, but they went to far.  We need a journalist shield  law, and were it not for the Republican Party, we would have it.

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Mar 032013
 

I have now survived the first day of the Republican Sequester, and my sky has not fallen… yet.  I’m current with replies.  Tomorrow, expect no more than an Open Thread, if that.  I have two routine medical appointments.  The first is my podiatrist cutting the recurring cyst from my foot, which he does quarterly.  The second is my six month follow up with my urologist after my kidney stone.  They will kill most of the day.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:42 (average 5:11).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From MoveOn: FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED: On A High School Basketball Court In Texas

 

I can tell you for sure that we were not watching Congress. It’s nice to be able to share good news.

From LA Times: As California Republicans gathered here for their weekend convention, it was difficult to recall when the group that produced Ronald Reagan had slumped so low.

It’s nicer to be able to share good news twice. 🙂

From Council for the National Interest: Douglas Bloomfield, who served as AIPAC’s chief lobbyist for more than a decade, reports this week that the lobby intends to insist that the United States not include Israel’s $3 billion grants package in the sequester that goes into effect today.

On a scale of one to ten, AIPUKE is just wrong! The US should NOT fully fund Israeli military atrocities, while taking food from our own hungry!

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Jan 212013
 

A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet, but an article by any other Nameless would not be as good.  Please join me in thanking Nameless for an excellent effort.

Beginning with the first Inauguration of George Washington on April 30, 1789, Inaugurals have been marked by many firsts and more than a few fun records.  So let’s recount some of the Inaugural highlights beginning with its first photograph.

 

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This is a photo of Buchanan’s Inauguration in 1857, the first such photo on record.

Note that the Capitol was still under construction.  Not only were the steps not finished, but the stones to be used for them were covered with boards to serve as a platform for the viewers.

Shortest Inaugural Speech

March 4, 1793

At just 135 words, George Washington’s second inaugural address was the shortest in history.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt delivered the second shortest speech at 557 words during the 1945 ceremony.

First Inauguration Held in Washington, D.C.

March 4, 1801

Thomas Jefferson was the first president to be inaugurated in Washington, D.C.

The Marine Band first performed at an inauguration when they played at Thomas Jefferson’s inaugural ceremony, as they have at every inauguration since

First Inaugural Ball

March 5, 1809

The first Inaugural Ball was held the evening after the swearing-in ceremony (March 4, 1809).  It took place at Long’s Hotel and tickets cost $4 each, which would be about $65 today.

First Inauguration Held Outdoors … Because Congress Argued About What Chairs to Use

March 4, 1817

James Monroe was the first to deliver his inaugural address outdoors in 1817, but only thanks to a feud between the Senate and House of Representatives.  Politicians were fighting over which chairs would be used for the ceremony, so Monroe moved it outdoors – and they all stood.

First President to Wear Pants to His Inauguration

March 4, 1825

John Quincy Adams in 1825 was the first U.S. president to wear pants to an inauguration.  Before that, they all wore “knee breeches.”

First to Be Sworn In on the East Portico Steps of the Capitol

March 4, 1829

Andrew Jackson was the first president to be sworn in on the east front portico of the U.S. Capitol.

… AND

First to Be Sworn In on the West Portico Steps of the Capitol

Jan. 20, 1981

The inauguration ceremonies were moved to a platform on the west portico – the “back door” of the Capitol – for the first time with President Ronald W. Reagan.  But the west steps adjoin the Mall, with the Lincoln Memorial anchoring the far left end, so it provided space for crowds.

First President NOT Born a British Subject … AND First Time a President & President-Elect Rode to Capitol Together

March 4, 1837

Martin Van Buren was the first president who was not born a British subject. His inauguration was also the first time the president and the president-elect rode together to the Capitol for the ceremony.

First to Become President on Death of Predecessor

April 6, 1841

John Tyler was the first vice president to ascend to the presidency upon the death of his predecessor, William H. Harrison.

First Inaugurations Covered by Telegraph

March 4, 1845

James K. Polk’s inauguration was the first covered by telegraph.

First and Only President to Recite His Inaugural Address Entirely from Memory

March 4, 1853

Franklin Pierce was the first President to recite his Inaugural speech entirely from memory.  He also affirmed the oath of office rather than swear it.  Herbert Hoover was the only other President who also chose to “affirm” rather than swear the Oath of Office.

First Inauguration That Was Photographed

March 4, 1857

James Buchanan’s inauguration is the first ever to be photographed. The ceremony took place at the Capitol, which was still under construction in 1857.

First Time African-Americans Were Allowed to Participate in the Inauguration

March 4, 1865

African-Americans participated in the inaugural parade for the first time during Abraham Lincoln’s second Inauguration.

Coldest Inauguration in March – Marred by Dead Canaries, No Less

March 4, 1873

Ulysses S. Grant’s second inauguration was the coldest of those held in March. The temperature at noon was 16 degrees. About 100 canaries that were brought in to enliven the festivities with song instead froze to death.

First to Be Filmed

March 4, 1897

William McKinley’s inauguration was the first to be recorded by a motion picture camera.

First Time Women Were Allowed to Participate in the Parade

March 5, 1917

Woodrow Wilson was the first to permit women to participate in the Inaugural parade.  And he was also the first president to take the Oath of Office on a Sunday – the day before (March 4, 1917).

First President to Ride in a Car to His Inauguration … AND Be Sworn in by a Former President

March 4, 1921

Warren G. Harding became the first president to ride to and from the inauguration ceremony in an automobile.

… AND it was the first and only time a former President, William H. Taft, administered the oath of office.  Taft had been appointed the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

First to Be Broadcast on Radio

March 4, 1925

President Calvin Coolidge’s inauguration was the first to be nationally broadcast on radio.

First to Be Filmed as a “Talkie”

March 4, 1929 

Herbert C. Hoover was the first Inaugural ceremony recorded by talking newsreel.

The Oldest Bible Used Is the Only Bible That’s Written in a Foreign Language (Dutch)

March 4, 1933

FDR used the same Bible for all four of his Presidential Inaugurations.  It is the oldest Inaugural Bible ever used, printed in 1686; and it’s the only one in a foreign language – it’s in Dutch.

First to Take the Oath on January 20th

January 20, 1937

Franklin D. Roosevelt became the first to take the oath of office on Jan. 20.  The date had been moved from March by the Constitution’s Twentieth Amendment to shorten the lame duck period between the election and the inauguration.

First to Be Televised

January 20, 1949

President Harry S. Truman’s 1949 inauguration was the first to be televised.

Longest Inaugural Parade

January 20, 1953

President Dwight Eisenhower presided over the longest inaugural parade on record at his first inauguration in 1953. The procession lasted a bruising four hours and 39 minutes.

First to Have a Poet

January 20, 1961

Robert Frost became the first inaugural poet when he recited at President John F. Kennedy’s inauguration in 1961.

First to Have Oath Administered by a Woman – As Well As First and Only Time to Take Place on a Plane

Nov. 22, 1963

Lyndon Baines Johnson’s hasty swearing-in was the first (and only) time the ceremony has occurred on an airplane. Johnson’s swearing-in also marked the first time a woman administered the oath of office. Johnson took the oath of office on Nov. 22, 1963, hours after President John F. Kennedy’s assassination in Dallas. U.S. District Court Judge Sarah T. Hughes administered the oath to Johnson on Air Force One.

First to Ride in Bulletproof Limousine

January 20, 1965

Lyndon Baines Johnson became the first president to ride in a bulletproof limousine.

… AND

First to Have the First Lady Participate in the Ceremony

Lady Bird Johnson became the first presidential wife to participate in inaugural ceremonies when she held a family Bible for her husband, LBJ

First to Serve as Both Vice-President and President Without Being Elected to Either Office

August 9, 1974

Gerald R. Ford became the first unelected vice president to become the first unelected president when he succeeded Richard M. Nixon. 

By the terms of the 25th Amendment, Ford was appointed as the Vice-President when Spiro Agnew resigned in disgrace.  And Ford became President when Nixon resigned in disgrace – Nixon was the first president in U.S. history to resign.

First to Walk the Parade Route Rather than Ride

January 20, 1977

President Jimmy Carter became the first president to walk the parade route from the Capitol to the White House.

Ronald Reagan Had Both the Warmest AND Coldest Inaugurations

January 20, 1981 and January 21, 1985

In 1981, Ronald Reagan enjoyed the warmest presidential Inauguration day on record with a toasty 55 degrees. Mother Nature got back at him for his second go-around when he was sworn in during 1985.  That was the coldest day on record for an Inauguration, with a high temperature of 7 degrees.  In fact, it caused the ceremony to be moved inside to the Capitol’s Rotunda.

First to Be Streamed on the Internet

January 20, 1997 

William J. Clinton’s Inaugural ceremony was the first to be broadcast live on the Internet.

Probably More Records and “Firsts” Than Any Other President

January 20, 2009 and January 20-21, 2013

First African-American to be elected to the office of President of the United States

Largest attendance of any Presidential Inauguration in U.S. history

Largest attendance of any event in the history of Washington, DC – and possibly America

First woman, Sen. Dianne Feinstein, to emcee the ceremony

First inaugural webcast to include Closed Captioning for the hearing impaired

Only the second – and probably last – President to have taken the Oath of Office four times

With today’s ceremony, Pres. Obama will share a unique bond with Franklin Delano Roosevelt – they will be the only two Presidents who have taken the official Oath of Office four times.

As you recall, because Chief Justice flubbed the Oath’s administration four years ago it was repeated the following day.  And this year because the 20th fell on a Sunday – and because the 20th Amendment requires the Oath be given on January 20 – Obama will have taken the Oath both the mandatory day and today, the 21st.

To be sure, there are even more interesting Trivia Tidbits you can find in the many References for the above.

RESOURCES:

If you want to see how well you remember, this one is formatted as a Quiz:

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This one is probably the best:

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This one is formatted as a Slideshow:

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This one is formatted in PDF – so you can save a copy:

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This one is also a Slideshow:

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Originally posted at Daily Kos.

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