May 022011
 

Yesterday my eyes continued to improve and I spent a couple hours researching a problem with Windows Update.  I am current on replies, which took almost no effort today.  The place was dead.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today it took me 3:37 (average 4:59).  To di it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From USA Today: Now that retired U.S. District judge Vaughn Walker has revealed he is in a committed relationship with a man, do grounds exist to cancel his ruling that California’s ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional?

Only if men with women, women with men, women with women and Teabaggers with sheep are also barred from ruling on it.

From Washington Post: Starting this week, the talk in our nation’s capital will be dominated by whether Congress should raise the debt ceiling — as if we have any choice but to pay off our obligations. It will be a colossally foolish and self-destructive battle, another sign of how fanaticism and ideological obsession are rendering our country ungovernable.

The fanaticism and ideological obsession are exclusively in the Republican demesne.  After all, they are the only ones holding the nation’s credit worthiness hostage.

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Matt Davies

Monday is go to work with a Bagger day.  Use spurs! (That was not intended to be a serious statement.)

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May 012011
 

Another month is gone.  How time flies.  My eyes continue to improve and I think I’ll be back to normal activity in another day or two.  It’s a slow day for news, what with the correspondents dinner, and the aftermath of the royal wedding.  I am current on comments.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today it took me 4:04 (average 5:56).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From Milwaukee Journal Sentinel: Bill Pocan – father of state Rep. Mark Pocan – may have died long ago.

But that doesn’t mean he can’t sign the recall petition against state Sen. Bob Wirch of Kenosha.

Just check page 362 of the Wirch recall petition, and you will find the signature and address for Bill Pocan, also the father of Milwaukee County Judge William Pocan. The petition says Bill Pocan penned his support of the recall effort on March 3.

Of course I don’t have to tell you that Pocan is a Republican, and Wirch, a Democrat.  It’s ironic how Republicans keep screaming about voter fraud, but on those rare cases when it happens, the guilty party is Republican, almost without exception.

From Xinhuanet: The youngest son of Muammar Gaddafi was killed in a NATO airstrike on a house where the Libyan leader and his family were staying at the time, a government spokesman said Sunday.

The raid caused the deaths of Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, 29, the youngest son of Gaddafi, and three of Gaddafi’s grandchildren, spokesman Mossa Ibrahim told a press conference.

I extend sympathies to innocent members of his family who are grieving, but Gaddafi has murdered so many that I suggest he consider the grief he has caused.

From FOK News Channel [Keith speaking]: This is Sunday, May 1st, 2011: Eight Years since President George W. Bush declared “Mission Accomplished” in Iraq. And he’s still full of crap.

Some things never change.

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Dan Wasserman

I feel sorry for Trump. (That was not intended to be a factual statement.)

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Apr 302011
 

Yesterday my eyes continued to improve, and I watched the second day of the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb’s Holy Festival of New Meat.  I hope I can start taking on my huge backlog of volunteer work on Monday.  I remain current on replies.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today it took me 3:38 (average 4:39).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From TPM: Republican Governor Mitch Daniels released a statement Friday afternoon saying he will sign legislation stripping federal funds from Planned Parenthood in Indiana, the first state to make such a move.

That should kill any Presidential aspirations he might have had.

From Right Wing Watch: Pat Robertson on the 700 Club today warned viewers that America has become like Sodom and Gomorrah by abandoning the Christian roots of its early settlers. Robertson blasted “courts and judges [who] have trampled on the early origins of our nation” and “distorted the meaning of the First Amendment,” lamenting that “homosexuality has been made a constitutional right, that abortion has been made a constitutional right.”

The man is daft!

From News HoundsTwo-time voter-fraud suspect Ann Coulter has either not been watching much Fox News lately or else maybe she has watched it with the same kind of carelessness with which she has chosen where to vote. Or else she deliberately lied Wednesday night (4/27/11) when she insisted on The O’Reilly Factor that “every single person who works at Fox News” had rejected the myth about President Obama’s birth certificate.

Right Coultergeist.  Fox never promoted Birtherism, Pat Robertson never promoted Supply-side Jesus, and McDonalds never promoted burgers.

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Nick Anderson

Republican leaders love America. (That was not intended to be a factual statement.)

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Apr 292011
 

Yesterday my eyes continued slight improvement.  It seems the royal wedding has taken over the news cycle, pure heresy on a holy day for the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb, the Festival of New Meat, which continues.  May the Denver congregation be blessed with stars.  I’m current on replies.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Yesterday it took me 4:08 (4:45 average).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From KUOW: Oregon lawmakers are moving ahead with a measure that would create a buffer between mourners and protesters at funerals. The move comes in response to a Kansas group that’s picketed funerals of military members and others as a way of spreading their anti-gay message.

The Oregon measure would give people holding funerals a 400-foot buffer zone from protesters. That’s about the distance from home plate to the outfield fence at a Major League Baseball stadium.

I consider this a good balance.  It’s close enough to be relevant, preserving 1st Amendment rights, but far enough away to give grieving families some relief.  It’s sad that Phelps and his bigoted Republican minions make such a law necessary.

From FOK News Channel: Keith has a grand idea for Arizona, recalling Jonathan Swift.

Sadly, once they realizeed what they bought, China would declare war on us out ov vengeance.

From Alternet: Bradley Manning, the jailed US soldier accused of passing classified documents to WikiLeaks, faces far less restrictive conditions at a Kansas military prison where he was relocated last week, US officials said Thursday.

If true, this is welcome news, but this does not excuse  his mistreatment to date.

Cartoon:

Chan Lowe

Friday stinks! (This was not intended to be a factual statement.)

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Apr 282011
 

Yesterday was more of the same.  My eyes continue to improve gradually.  I now can type without holding one eye shut, but cannot accomplish much.  I remain current on replies.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today it took me 4:00 (average 5:22).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From Miami Herald: [Obama] will nominate CIA Director Leon Panetta to lead the Defense Department, replacing Secretary Robert Gates, who is retiring. Gen. David Petraeus, the commander of forces in Afghanistan, will retire from the military and would become the new CIA chief.

Panetta at Defense is OK, but Petraeus at CIA?!!? What is he thinking?!!?

From USA Today: Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval announced he intends to appoint U.S. Rep. Dean Heller to replace John Ensign in the U.S. Senate.

The Obtuse Angle will likely get the Republican nomination to replace Heller.  I hope the Democrats put up a viable candidate.

From Think Progress: Last night, ThinkProgress was in attendance for a Fort Lauderdale town hall where Rep. Allen West (R-FL) took a different approach: pre-screening all questions. Not only were all questions pre-approved by the congressman’s staff, but the attendees were not even permitted to ask the screened questions themselves; staff members read the questions instead, lest a constituent ask an unscripted question.

Bwaaack-buk-buk-buk-buk! Thumbs down

Cartoon:

Rob Rogers

Thursday is feed a Republican day.  Feed one to your cat.  (This was not intended to be a factual statement.)

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Apr 272011
 

Yesterday my eyes improves slightly, but they are still flowing and limiting me.  I am current on replies.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today it took me 3:16 (average 4:06).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From Houston Chronicle: President Barack Obama, predicting that oil and gas companies will report "outsized profits" this quarter, urged Congress on Tuesday to eliminate tax breaks that he said provide the oil and gas industry with more than $4 billion in annual subsidies.

When Agent Orangs agreed this should be discussed, he lied.  No way will the GOBP go along with this.

From Mediaite: Bill Maher and David Letterman discuss the Tea Party.

Useful fools is an understatement.

From Mother Jones: Last August, two prisoners escaped from an Arizona penitentiary and fled to New Mexico, where they ambushed a couple, shot them to death, and lit their bodies on fire inside a trailer.

These fugitives didn’t escape from just any facility: They were housed in a privately run prison managed by the Utah-based Management Training Corporation. After the incident, a review by the Arizona Department of Corrections concluded that the prison had poorly trained staff and deficient equipment—including a faulty security system that emitted so many false alarms, the prison staff simply ignored it.

Trust me.  I know.  Private prisons are a joke, and CCA is no better.  If Republican governors gave a hoot about public safety, they would not be rushing to privatize their prisons.

Cartoon:

Chan Lowe

It’s hump day.  Bagger butt is open for business. (That was not intended to be a factual statement.)

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Apr 262011
 

Yesterday my eyes continued to bother me, but improved slightly.  Sadly, it’s not enough for me to do volunteer work tomorrow, Thursday and Friday, because I need to be symptom free for a couple days to avoid infecting others.  That bothers me.  I am current on replies.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today it took me 4:31 (average 5:55).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From Politico: Ron Paul will move one step closer to a long-shot presidential bid Tuesday, when he announces the formation of an exploratory committee in Iowa.

That makes it time for nut-jobs to crawl out of the woodwork and ruin CSPAN for over a year, claiming the little racist is God’s gift to America.

From FOK News Channel: Worst persons for 4/25.

Yes, yes, and yes.

Also from FOK News Channel: [Keith speaking] As I mentioned on Twitter, we will have some big announcements tomorrow morning (Tuesday the 26th) about the new show on Current. There will be morning tweets, morning news stories, and, only on this site – VIDEO. Sorry for the suspense (not really, but I have to say that, don’t I?)

Woooo Hoooo!! 😀

Cartoon:

Rob Rogers

Baggers are beautiful! (That was not intended to be a factual statement.)

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Apr 252011
 

Yesterday my vision improved slightly, but not much.  I’m running late, because of that and because I overslept, but I am current on replies.

Jig Zone:

Today it took me 3:44 (average 4:31).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From Alternet: According to research (PDF) carried out by Michael I. Norton of Harvard Business School and Dan Ariely of Duke University, and flagged by Paul Kedrosky at the Infectious Greed blog, 92 percent of Americans would choose to live in a society with far less income disparity than the US, choosing Sweden’s model over that of the US.

This blew me away, but the data is valid.  Check the PDF file yourself.

From Washington Post: How Kyl amended the Congressional Record.

(That was intended to be a factual statement.)

From Huffington Post: On Sept. 11, 2001, the core of al-Qaeda was concentrated in a single city: Karachi, Pakistan.

That kind of makes me wonder why Pakistan is an “ally” and what the hell we’re doing in Afghanistan?

Cartoon:

Chan Lowe

OGIM!

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