Mar 022013
 

I got lots of Zzzzzzzs yesterday.  I’m current with replies.  Tomorrow appears OK, but on Monday I have two routine medical appointments on one day, so expect no more than an Open Thread on Monday, if that.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:59 (average 4:38).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From MoveOn: Reason #8493 Jon Stewart Is Pretty Much One Of The Smartest People On Television

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The irony here is that whether or not to hate IS a choice, just as it is a choice for the Republican Party to pander to those who are drowning in their own hatred.

From Click on Detroit: "Today, Governor Snyder has decided to unilaterally take over control of the City of Detroit from its democratically elected leaders. This is nothing but a hostile take-over; we would expect this from a CEO, but not from a Governor,” said Michigan Democratic Party Chair, Lon Johnson.

There are real problems in Detroit, but we will only solve them with everyone at the table. We should trust in the democratic process. The process advocated by our Governor is one of subtraction – removing elected leaders, removing stakeholders, removing the voices of the people.

Herr Schneider is goose-stepping a great city into the clutches of fascism.

From YouTube: Why Obama is all wrong about the Jedi mind meld

First of all, there is no Jedi mind meld. It is a Vulcan mind meld. Obama is certainly no Vulcan. If he were, Republicans would accuse him of being an alien, demand to see his birth certificate, and call him a Muslim. Furthermore, Spock only had to mind meld with a Horta, and Hortas are FAR more human than Republican politicians.

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Mar 012013
 

Yesterday being fully back had me so hyped-up that I could not sleep much, so I’m really pooped today.  I’m current with replies.  Tomorrow appears routine.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:52 (average 4:35).  To do it, click here. How did you do?

Short Takes:

From The New Yorker: In a rare announcement from a notoriously publicity-shy group, Chinese hackers revealed today that they were dropping the United States government from their official list of high-value targets.

“We have to allocate our time and energy to hacking powerful organizations,” a spokesman for the hackers said. “Right now, calling the United States government an ‘organization’ would be a reach.”

He added that the hackers’ ultimate goal had been to hurl the U.S. government into a state of abject paralysis, “and they seem to have already taken care of that on their own.”

Although this satire is not actually true, it is correct insofar as stating that the US government has been paralyzed from within, thanks to Republican sedition.

From CNN: With no deal in place in Congress, $85 billion in sweeping federal spending cuts will take effect Friday, targeting everything, from defense to education.

As Obama and the Democrats kept trying to negotiate, Boehner adjourned the House for the weekend, guaranteeing the Republican sequester.  Republicans cheered.

From Huffington Post: An employee at a Texas public school was accidentally shot on Wednesday during a district-sponsored handgun safety class, KLTV reports.

According to KLTV, Glenn Geddie was a maintenance worker for the Van Independent School District. The school district voted last month to arm some teachers and other employees in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting in Newtown, Conn.

District Superintendent Don Dunn confirmed that the incident occurred.

Look how much safer Republicans goose-stepping behind LaPierre are making our schools.

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I guess they have now decided that the sword is mightier than the pen.

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Feb 282013
 

I’m making an attempt at a normal day.  Wish me luck.  I’m current with replies, however briefly.  Let’s hope this lasts into tomorrow.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:56 (average 5:02).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From MoveOn: Ever Wonder Where The $50 You Fill Up Your Gas Tank With Goes?

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With such huge revenues, not to mention outlandish profits, Big Oil does NOT need subsidies and/or loopholes. Say no to Republican terrorism.

From Public Integrity: During a heated exchange Tuesday night, Rep. Keith Ellison, D-Minn., accused Fox News host Sean Hannity of being "a shill for the Republican Party."

Hannity’s response: denying the charge and betting Ellison $10,000 that he is not a registered Republican.

Incidentally, that’s about the same amount of money that Hannity donated to Republicans in 2010.

If Hannity were not a total liar, he would be working somewhere else.

From my email: In December 2010, a majority of Canada’s MPs voted in favour of a motion to permanently ban bulk crude oil tanker traffic through Canada’s North Pacific coast, including the waters of the Great Bear Rainforest. The motion was symbolic — Prime Minister Harper was under no obligation to act — but it sent a clear signal that Canada’s political parties were willing to co-operate to protect our coast. The NDP, Liberals and the Bloc Québécois all stood up that day to vote for the motion.

Today, we risk losing some of that hard-won ground.

The federal Liberal party is choosing a new leader, and so far only one of the eight candidates is staying true to the party’s historic commitment to protect B.C.’s coast from oil tankers and oil spills. The one candidate standing up so far is B.C. MP Joyce Murray. In fact, Murray is taking an even stronger stand, by clearly opposing Kinder Morgan’s oil tanker plans for our south coast as well.

Would you be willing to sign up to participate in the federal Liberal leadership vote to help hold this ground? It doesn’t cost anything and you can sign up in less than five minutes.

This action alert is for Canadians only.  We support their efforts to protect the environment.

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Feb 272013
 

If it isn’t one thing, it’s another.  I’m running without enough sleep because of a splitting headache.  I almost never get them (1-2/year), but when I do, they are huge.  It may be because I feel frustrated that there are security problems at the prison, so they cancelled our volunteer work there tomorrow.  So today is a hybrid day.  I have a full slate of articles, and even an extra Short Take, but I’m just too pooped to distribute or publicize them, except that I will put them on Care2 without announcement.  I’m briefly current with replies.  We’ll see what tomorrow brings.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 5:29 (average 5:50).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From MoveOn: You Will Be Asked To Do Something After You Watch This 30 Second Video

 

The need is as painfully obvious as Republican misogyny. Do it!

From The New Yorker: Minutes after telling the United States Senate to “get off their ass” to avoid the deep spending cuts that will take effect this Friday, House Speaker John Boehner called an impromptu press conference to announce his intention of remaining on his ass “for the foreseeable future.”

“The United States Senate is showing contempt for the American people by refusing to get off their ass,” a defiant Mr. Boehner told reporters. “And the only fitting way for me to protest their reckless behavior is by remaining on my ass for as long as humanly possible.”

“Take a good look, ladies and gentlemen of the press,” he said, before leaving the lectern in a huff. “This is the last you’ll see of old John Boehner off his ass.”

The irony here is why this satire is so appropriate. The constitution requires that budget related legislation must begin in the House.

From MSNBC: Elvis is dead, but Batshit is back!

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Needless to say, the Republicans have a solution for the return of Batshit B, but keeping her on the House Intelligence Committee is a contradiction in terms.

From Mediaite: Faux Noise Ambushed by Democrat

Keith Ellison could not be more spot on. You have to love watching The Republican Ministry of Propaganda ambushed on their own nickel.

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Leonard Peltier is still a political prisoner.

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Feb 262013
 

I guess I ate too much too soon yesterday, because by noon, I was urping again.  I’m current with replies and am shooting for tomorrow.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:47 (average 4:28).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From NY Times: A growing number of shooting enthusiasts are creating legal trusts to acquire machine guns, silencers or other items whose sale is restricted by federal law — a mechanism that bypasses the need to obtain law enforcement approval or even undergo criminal background checks.

The trusts, called gun trusts, are intended to allow the owners of the firearms to share them legally with family members and to pass them down responsibly. They have gained in popularity, gun owners say, in part because they may offer protection from future legislation intended to prohibit the possession or sale of the firearms.

But because of a loophole in federal regulations, buying restricted firearms through a trust also exempts the trust’s members from requirements that apply to individual buyers, including being fingerprinted, obtaining the approval of a chief local law enforcement officer and undergoing a background check.

Unless you realize that a number of these so-called "shooting enthusiasts" are NRA Republicans bent on committing TEAbuggery, see me about the ski resort I have for sale in the Central Kansas Alps.

From Houston Chronicle: Two U.S. Supreme Court justices – Sonia Sotomayor and Stephen Breyer – took the rare step of admonishing a federal prosecutor from Texas on Monday after reading a racially inflammatory statement he made while questioning a defendant in a drug case.

Sam Ponder, an assistant U.S. attorney working in San Antonio office of the Western Texas district court, invoked race and ethnicity at a 2011 trial.

"You’ve got African-Americans, you’ve got Hispanics, you’ve got a bag full of money. Does that tell you – a light bulb doesn’t go off in your head and say, ‘This is a drug deal?’ " Ponder asked during cross-examination.

I’m assuming that the Fascist Five had no problem with this, because only these two signed onto the separate concurring opinion.

From AOL: In theory it should be possible to be both a loyal employee and a responsible person at the same time. So when bartender Twyla DeVito last week noticed one of the regular customers at the American Legion Post in Shelby, Ohio, enter the bar in a heavily intoxicated state, she felt that it was her duty to alert local police when the patron hit the road. Her reward? She got fired, she says.

Is it any surprise that the Legion gives 86% of their political donations to Republicans?

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Even misogyny is bigger in Texas! 😉

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Feb 252013
 

Yesterday evening I was finally able to keep some food down.  I’m way behind on sleep, but I am clearly on the mend, so this should be my last one-article day.  I’m current with replies.  Keep your fingers crossed for tomorrow.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:42 (average 5:48).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From MoveOn: A Revealing In-Person Demonstration Of What 32 Shots In 16 Seconds Means

 

I have nothing to add.

From NY Times: OF the many injustices that permeate America’s byzantine tax code, few are as outrageous as the tax rate on “carried interest” — the profits made by private equity and hedge fund managers, as well as venture capitalists and partners in real estate investment trusts. This huge tax benefit enriches an already privileged sliver of financiers and violates basic standards of fairness and common sense.

President Obama recently suggested that he would ask Congress to close this loophole. Eliminating the carried-interest tax rate should be an easy sell. It should play to Republicans’ supposed hatred of government handouts and to Democrats’ commitment to social justice.

It does play to almost all Democrats, but to almost no Republicans. The reason for that should be obvious.

From CNN: Most of the 10 poorest states in the country are Republican.

Mississippi is the poorest… followed by Arkansas, Tennessee, West Virginia, Louisiana, Montana, South Carolina, Kentucky, Alabama and North Carolina.

And the list doesn’t even include Texas, where Rick Perry is governor and one in five people lives in poverty.

This proves two things. First, a Republican Regime is the punishment for voting Republican.  Second, every Republican in office is one Republican too many!

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I exercise my 16th Amendment rights too. Sick smile

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Feb 242013
 

Yesterday some Immodium AD got half of my problem under control, but when it comes to anything solid,  my stomach is still reversing the old maxim, “What goes up must come down.”  It would be a great time to visit Rush Limbarf.  I’m going to stay down.  I’m current with replies’ and hope to be back tomorrow.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 5:09 (average 5:49).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From MoveOn: Fox News Doesn’t Fact Check : Lesbian Wedding Edition

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LMAO!!!! Actually I disagree with the premise. I think Faux Noise, the Republican Ministry of propaganda, fact checks everything. Anything factually accurate ends up on the cutting room floor.

From NY Times: Major banks have quickly become behind-the-scenes allies of Internet-based payday lenders that offer short-term loans with interest rates sometimes exceeding 500 percent.

With 15 states banning payday loans, a growing number of the lenders have set up online operations in more hospitable states or far-flung locales like Belize, Malta and the West Indies to more easily evade statewide caps on interest rates.

While the banks, which include giants like JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America and Wells Fargo, do not make the loans, they are a critical link for the lenders, enabling the lenders to withdraw payments automatically from borrowers’ bank accounts, even in states where the loans are banned entirely. In some cases, the banks allow lenders to tap checking accounts even after the customers have begged them to stop the withdrawals.

This is one of the reasons why the CFPB needs an Director, and why Republicans have said they will filibuster every appointee for this agency. Thank the Nevada Leg Hound, Harry Reid.

From Crooks and Liars: Watch: Paul Ryan on Sequester

 

This is the same Lyin’ Ryan that is now calling it Obama’s sequester.

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Ironically, the Constitution does not explicitly give them this power.

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Feb 232013
 

Yesterday evening something disagreed with my gut, so I am conducting two kinds of worship at the porcelain throne.  Therefore I am limiting today to this Open Thread.  I’m current with replies. however briefly.  These stomach bugs rarely last more than a day, so I should be back tomorrow.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 12:34 (average 5:05).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From MoveOn: Remember This When The NRA Tells You ‘Guns Make Women Safer’

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The NRA has no interest in making women safer. They have an interest in fooling more women to buy guns.

From NY Times: After enduring last summer’s destructive drought, farmers, ranchers and officials across the parched Western states had hoped that plentiful winter snows would replenish the ground and refill their rivers, breaking the grip of one of the worst dry spells in American history. No such luck.

Lakes are half full and mountain snows are thin, omens of another summer of drought and wildfire. Complicating matters, many of the worst-hit states have even less water on hand than a year ago, raising the specter of shortages and rationing that could inflict another year of losses on struggling farms.

Climate Change 4 Us! Thanks RepubliCorp!

From WTRF: Jane Orie was sentenced last year to up to 10 years for using her state-paid staff to run her campaigns. Joan Orie Melvin and Janine Orie were convicted this week in a spinoff of similarly misusing Melvin’s former staff and the senator’s.

The Republican Orie sisters have argued the prosecution is the result of a political vendetta by a Democratic prosecutor in Pittsburgh who has repeatedly denied ulterior motives.

Republicans steal elections, because they can’t win otherwise.

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