Oct 092019
 

It’s a strange, chilly, muggy day here in the CatBox.  The temperature is 38° with 98% humidity.  We have a freeze warning coming tonight.  This is October, not January!  I seem to have the Republicosis under control so far.  We’ll see as the day progresses.  WWWendy won’t be coming until tomorrow.  Hump Day Hugs to all!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:21 (average 5:04):  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): Fox News blames “Deep State” for the impeachment inquiry into Donald Trump

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

The Republican Reichsministry of Propaganda, Faux Noise, likes nothing more than whipping deplorable Republican Sheeple into a hate-filled rage! RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): The Fate Of LGBTQ Equality In The Workplace

 

I can only hope that the five Injustices at SCROTUS (Republican anti-Constitutional VD) do not steal the rights of our LGBTQ citizens. I’m not holding my breath. I fear we’ll have to join their fight to get those rights back! RESIST!!

From NPR: Turkish forces began crossing the Syrian border on Wednesday, launching an operation in Kurdish-dominated areas of the country’s north, President Recep Tayyip Erdogan announced.

The Turkish offensive jeopardizes Kurdish-led forces who have been a key U.S. ally in the bloody fight against ISIS. Turkey says those same forces are linked to militant groups who stage attacks in a separatist movement against the Turkish government…

…The Turkish military is working with the Syrian National Army, Erdogan said, adding that they area [sic] targeting Kurdish fighters as well as ISIS extremists.

Thanks to the Fuhrer of the Republican Reich, our loyal allies are under the bus, and the bloodbath has begun. RESIST!!

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Oct 082019
 

It’s a crappy, busy day here at the CatBox.  My Republicosis is back.  I had to prepare my grocery list for this week, send it to Store to Door, prepare the graphics for our Fantasy Football Report, do my normal research for PP and make four five draining trips to the throne.  Now I get to do the actual writing.  Poopy hugs to all.  ARGH!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:56 (average 5:29).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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Fantasy Football Report:

Here is the latest from our own Fantasy Football league.

Scores:

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Congrats to WWWendy, Patty Monster and me for winning our games.  More congrats to me for the highest score of both the week and the season.

Standings:

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Congrats to Vivian and WWWendy for leading the league.

Short Takes:

From The New Yorker: After looking at the most recent polls for the Democratic Presidential race, Donald J. Trump has ordered the President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky, to investigate Senator Elizabeth Warren.

“What Elizabeth Warren and her crooked kids have been doing in Ukraine is a disgrace,” Trump told reporters on the White House lawn. “This is maybe the biggest scandal in the history of our country.”

After Jim Acosta, of CNN, pointed out that there had been no reports of any involvement in Ukraine on the part of either Warren or her children, Trump responded, “You bet there’s been no reporting, because you people are even more crooked than she is.”

Trump brushed aside an official statement by the Ukrainian government indicating that Warren’s children had never set foot in the country. “That is because the Warren kids are basically spies, and everyone knows that spies are invisible,” he said. “You people are so dumb.”

Good one, Andy. I’m confident that statement is on his bucket list. RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Cambridge Analytica Whistleblower On Dangers To Democracy

I just learned that Cambridge Analytica was founded to fight radicalization. They flipped to promoting radicalization, when Mercer bought the company and put Bannon and the Republican Reich in charge. Now that they are gone, many of the fascists on their staff are working for Mark Fuckerberg at Facebook, With Facebook, the only way to win is not to play. Flush Facebook! RESIST!!

From Alternet: …“For a long time, however, making that case — pointing out that Republicans were sounding ever more authoritarian and violating more and more democratic norms — got you dismissed as shrill, if not deranged,” Krugman explains. But extremism, Krugman adds, was a feature of the Republican Party long before Trump ran for president.

“It’s important to understand that the GOP hasn’t suddenly changed, that Trump hasn’t somehow managed to corrupt a party that was basically OK until he came along,” Krugman emphasizes. “Anyone startled by Republican embrace of wild conspiracy theories about the deep state must have slept through the Clinton years and wasn’t paying attention when most of the GOP decided that climate change was a hoax perpetrated by a vast global scientific cabal.”

Krugman concludes his column on a somber note, stressing that Trumpism isn’t merely an indictment of Donald Trump, but of the Republican Party in general.

“Trump isn’t an aberration,” Krugman asserts. “He’s unusually blatant and gaudily corrupt, but at a basic level, he’s the culmination of where his party has been going for decades. And U.S. political life won’t begin to recover until centrists face up to that uncomfortable reality.”  [emphasis added]

I’m so pleased that Paul Krugman agrees me. How many times have you seen me state that Trump is the Fuhrer of the Republican Party, because he’s a perfect reflection of who and what they are?  RESIST!!

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Oct 072019
 

It’s a temperate but muggy day here in the CatBox, and my poor abused butt is swinging back toward Republicosis again.  I looked at our stats at our HSP, and seeing them may well be what caused the Republicosis.  It’s that bad.  Losing Care2 really clobbered us.  It seems active, but hundreds used to read every day without  I’m going to have to start exploring for ways to publicize the site.  OGIM Hugs to all!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:10 (average 6:05).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

Religious Ecstasy:

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What a wonderful Orb!

Short Takes:

From NY Times: A witness who delivered key testimony in the trial of Amber Guyger — the white former Dallas police officer convicted this past week in the murder of an unarmed black man, Botham Jean — was fatally shot on Friday night, a lawyer for Mr. Jean’s family said.

The witness, Joshua Brown, 28, who had lived in the same apartment complex as Ms. Guyger and Mr. Jean, was shot several times by an unknown assailant, Lee Merritt, the family’s lawyer, said on Twitter Saturday night.

Mr. Brown’s death occurred just two days after a Dallas County jury sentenced Ms. Guyger to 10 years in prison, well short of the maximum 99 years that she could have received in the killing of Mr. Jean, a 26-year-old immigrant from the Caribbean island nation of St. Lucia.

I think I understand what happened. In the 1970’s I observed a Portland Police officer turning on his siren to run a red light and pull into the Dunkin’ Donuts in which was sitting. They almost caused an accident in the intersection. The cops ordered donuts and coffee, sat down, and ate. When I returned home I called the PD and told them what I had seen. At about 2:00 AM the next morning I received a gruff, anonymous phone call, that if I didn’t shut up and mind my own business, I would NOT stay healthy. Mr. Brown did not shut up and mind his own business, and many cops are both Ammosexual and Republican.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): 1 Big Thing: Trump’s real impeachment worry

 

In that case, we keep hammering on Trump’s legacy as a Nazi Pervert. RESIST!!

From YouTube (a treat for the soul): pharaon

 

A comment from Mitch inspired me to include this. In my youth I tried to learn to play like this, until arthritis set in in my 30s. Now all I can do is strum. RESIST!!

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Oct 062019
 

It’s a busy day here in the CatBox.  WWWendy will be here in about 90 minutes.  We have lots of chores, as this will be a strange week.  She has to go to Iowa to deal with family matters next weekend, so she’ll be coming on Thursday instead of Wednesday, the following Tuesday instead of Sunday, and then, Saturday instead of Sunday.  That throws my schedule off, big time, bit I’m Happy to help her,  However, I don’t advise getting downwind of me a week from Monday.  This will be my only article today.  Ellipsoid Orb Hugs to all.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:41 (average 5:00).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From YouTube (SNL Channel): Mike Pence Impeachment Strategy Cold Open

 

Fire up your VPN, Lona! Even Pence’s gay hate won’t convert their stories to straight. On impeachment, the GOP’s predecessors grabbed the money and fled to South America to evade justice! RESIST!!

From YouTube (Full Frontal Channel): The Worldwide Premiere of Full Frontal’$ Totally Unrigged Primary

 

Whatever show she’s plugging could be most interesting. RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Country Joe & The Fish- Feel Like I’m Fixing To Die Rag

 

Ah… the memories! RESIST!!

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Oct 052019
 

It’s a tired day here in the CatBox.  I woke up shortly after midnight, as usual, to relieve myself, but could not get back to sleep.  Tomorrow is a holy day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb.  My Broncos are Californicating themselves to meditate with the Chargers.  The game won’t be televised here.  May the divine Orb shine its blessed light on your team, unless they fart lightning bolts.  Tomorrow is also a WWWendy Day.  That yucky TomCat will need extra de-stinking!  So please expect no more than a Personal Update from me tomorrow.  Pooped hugs to all.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:07 (average 5:53).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From The New Yorker: In an unexpected twist in the impeachment drama engulfing Washington, leading congressional Democrats have begged Donald Trump to stop impeaching himself so that they have something to do.

In a press conference on Friday morning, Representative Adam Schiff, the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, and Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the House, both implored Trump to stop relentlessly spewing impeachable offenses, complaining that this practice was rendering their jobs irrelevant.

“Mr. President, as much as we appreciate your help, please, stop doing our work for us,” Pelosi said. “Give us a reason to get up in the morning and go to the office.”

Andy, I fear their plea has fallen on deaf ears. Committing impeachable offenses is the prime Republican pastime. RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): FEC Chair Sets The Record Straight On Foreign Interference In An Election

There certainly was obvious quid pro quo there, and that is relevant. The operative word in the law is “solicit”. In laymen’s terms, that means ask for it. Trump did. Pence did. Quod erat demonstrandum! RESIST!!

From YouTube (CNN Channel): Voter confronts GOP senator: Where’s the line?

Joni Ernst just doesn’t know how to deal with Trump. That pig’s nuts are so small, that she can’t find them. RESIST!!

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Oct 042019
 

It’s a better day here in the Cat-Box.  The Immodium AD got control of my Republicosis.  The only lasting effect is that my normal green clouds have turned red and are even more toxic.  Therefore, I think I sit out front later and do some Squatch hunting!  For World Animal Day, CAT is where it’s AT!  TGIF hugs for all!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:45 (average 5:13).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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Short Takes:

From The New Yorker: Donald J. Trump asked Kim Jong Un to help dig up dirt on Joe Biden, but Kim said that he was “too busy developing ballistic missiles” to do so, the North Korean dictator confirmed on Thursday.

“I remember getting a call from him about the Biden thing, I want to say in August,” Kim told reporters. “And I was, like, ‘I am super busy developing a new generation of ballistic missiles right now.’ ”

Kim said that he recalled Trump being “very understanding” and saying that he would “try some other countries.”

So, Andy, is this the call on which Trump helped Kim with his nuclear missile development program and called it a major diplomatic victory for himself? RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): IRS Whistleblower: Political Taint In Trump Or Mike Pence Audits: WaPo 

 

Kudos to the whistle blower. May the first two lead a parade! RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Harry Nilsson – Me And My Arrow

 

A dawg song for World Animal Day. I loved The Point! Ah… the memories! RESIST!!

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Oct 032019
 

It’s a chilly muggy day here in the CatBox.  I’m hurrying to get a partial nap in before Store to Door delivers groceries.  I’m not making good progress, because I have Republicosis, and I’ve already had to visit my throne six times.  The whole house stinks like Republicans.  YUCK!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:18 (average 5:00).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From The New Yorker: In what insiders are calling an audacious move to get his older brother cut out of their father’s will, Eric Trump has accused Donald Trump, Jr., of being the whistle-blower.

According to White House sources, Eric marched into the Oval Office on Wednesday morning and announced to his father, “You can stop wondering who this quote-unquote whistle-blower is. It’s Don.”

Reportedly, no sooner had the young Trump made the startling accusation than Don, Jr., himself burst into the room, turning the tables on his sibling by claiming that Eric, and not he, was the actual whistle-blower.

Within seconds, the Trump brothers were viciously wrestling on the Oval Office carpet, while their father looked on, seemingly pleased by the spectacle.

Straight News, Andy? RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Mike Pence, At Center Of Trump Ukraine Scheme, Scrambles For Cover

 

There’s the evidence we need to impeach the Fuhrer and Vice Fuhrer simultaneously. RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Steppenwolf – Magic Carpet Ride (Live)

 

Ah… the memories! RESIST!!

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Oct 022019
 

It’s a chilly, but Sunny Autumn day here at the CatBox with 61° forecast and 81% humidity.  I trust you will all join me in wishing Bernie Sanders a speedy recovery from the successful insertion of two stents to repair a blocked coronary artery.  Today is a WWWendy day.  She will come this evening to de-stink the rancid TomCat, do chores, and have flapjacks for supper.  Hump Day Hugs to all!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:16 (average 4:24).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

The ship of state.

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Trae Crowder Channel): Bubblebustin Ep 4 Marsha Blackburn Sucks

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

Trey, if you keep doing the Republican Reichsministry of Propaganda, Faux Noise, you ought to embed a “Barf Bag Alert!!” in each video. RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Senator Kamala Harris Reacts To “Outrageous” Trump Idea For Migrants

 

The last thing Americans need is a sadistic Resident, who wants to exercise his perverted fetishes on innocent and unwilling refugees. RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): I Saw Her Standing There (Remastered 2009)

 

Ah… the memories! RESIST!!

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