It’s another hot sticky day, and I’m so sick of needing a shower ten minutes after the water is off, I could scream. On the plus side, if the forecasts are correct, today is the last day in the 90°s for at least two weeks.
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 2:44 (average 3:38). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Religious Message:
After months of languishing in misery, deprived of the holy light from the Ellipsoid Orb, the blessed Orb is returning, so for me, today is a holy day. My Broncos are traveling to worship this evening with a team so indecent that they go around Bear. I shall be meditating this evening. May the holy Orb shine its light on my Broncos.
Short Takes:
From YouTube (RWW Channel): Rick Joyner Is Not Worried About North Korea Because Trump ‘Is Really Open To Words From The Lord’
Barf Bag Alert!!
The problem with Joyner’s notion that Trump is "really open to words from the Lord" is that Trump’s lord has cloven hooves and carries a pitchfork. RESIST!!
From DC Report: Donald Trump went to war Tuesday with his former campaign manager, the global influence peddler and Kremlin-friendly Paul Manafort. We know this because of the top article in today’s National Enquirer, which often acts as an attack dog for Trump and hushes up stories he wants to be kept quiet.
“Trump Advisor Sex Scandal—Paul Manafort’s Sick Affair,” the tawdry tabloid’s headline screamed. “Target in FBI-Russia probe also cheated with a woman half his age!”
Not only is Manafart under the bus, but also, for the first time in history, the National Enquirer is reporting straight news. RESIST!!
From Raw Story: Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is itching to play himself on Saturday Night Live after quitting his Trump administration job.
During his first months as press secretary, Spicer became a favorite target of the NBC live sketch show when Melissa McCarthy repeatedly lampooned the embattled White House staffer.
This week, sources told Us Weekly that Spicer is now “angling” to take a crack at showing off his own comedic skills.
“He is asking people about getting on — it was his idea!” one source told the publication.
Melissa McCarthy is a far better Shitty Spice than Shitty himself. Here’s proof.
RESIST!!
From Newsweek: A former Republican senator has suggested that Donald Trump is “sick of mind” and should be removed from office.
Gordon Humphrey told New Hampshire lawmakers in a letter that has been widely shared that they should back his bid to dump Trump.
In a letter sent to Representative Annie Kuster, Humphrey urges her to back a bill that would set up an Oversight Commission on Presidential Capacity to decide whether Trump is fit for office.
"Donald Trump is seriously sick. He is dangerous," read Humphrey’s letter, which he shared with news station WMUR on Wednesday.
Dang! It’s not very often that I find myself in complete agreement with a Republican! Unfortunately, the commission would be meaningless. Congress’ only remedy is impeachment. To declare Trump unfit, getting Pence and the majority of Federal Department Heads to agree that he is unfit, as the 25th Amendment requires, is very improbable, and only removes him temporarily. RESIST!!
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