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Samantha Bee from 4/18

 Posted by at 12:26 pm  Politics
Apr 192018
 

It’s that time of week again, so here are three excellent video clips from Sam’s show last night.  Enjoy!

This Week In Bombshells: Comey, Ryan, & Bey

 

Does Sam have Lyin’ Ryan pegged, or what?

People Are Saying: Sean Hannity is a Serial Killer

 

I’m not sure Hannity is a serial killer, but I know he’s a Republican pervert.

Medicinal Cannabis For All

 

Personally, I’ve been clean and sober for many years, but I do support legalization of marijuana. I’d love to see Beauregard catch a buzz on his way to prison.

Thanks Sam!

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Apr 192018
 

It’s a warm sunny day here at the CatBox.  The sun just hit my wall, so I’ll probably have to turn on the A/C before long.  Tomorrow, please expect no more than a Personal Update or an Open Thread.  I have an appointment with my Prosthetist for George repair.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today;s took me 3:43 (average 5:20).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): President Donald Trump Warned Michael Cohen Will Flip If Charged

 

I am waiting for Cohen to start his canary imitation. I suspect that Fuhrer Drumpfenfarten is filling his pants in anticipation. RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Millions of Americans were stunned and incredulous on Monday after learning of a possible incident of bias at Fox News Channel.

At a time when so many American institutions have been under attack, the possibility that Fox, one of the nation’s most respected news organizations, might be susceptible to hidden agendas was too much for many to take.

In interviews across the country, Fox viewers expressed disappointment, confusion, and shock that a news network known for its exacting standards had imperilled its hard-earned reputation for fairness.

“I’m devastated by this,” Carol Foyler, a viewer from Scottsdale, Arizona, said. “If we can’t trust Fox News, who can we trust?”

Tracy Klugian, a viewer from Akron, Ohio, said that he had been “walking around in a state of disbelief” since he learned of possible bias at the network.

Dang Andy! Bias at the Republican Reichsministry of Propaganda, Faux Noise?!!? Who would have thunk it. RESIST!!

From Think Progress: During a panel discussion on Wednesday’s edition of the The Ingraham Angle, immigrant activist Enrique Morones taunted host Laura Ingraham for the recent exodus of her show’s sponsors after she mocked Parkland school shooting survivor David Hogg for being rejected from college. Morones was promptly kicked off the show.

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

Hogwash! It’s time to get more sponsors to dump that evil bigot. RESIST!!

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Protect the Investigation

 Posted by at 12:47 pm  Politics
Apr 182018
 

The more apparent it becomes that Donald Trump, Fuhrer of the Republican Party and accomplice of Vladimir Putin (R-RU) is getting desperate, because the investigation is closing in on him, the more Republicans make it clear that they are too cowardly, too dishonest, and/or too anti-American to protect the investigation.

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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Tuesday thwarted a bipartisan effort to protect special counsel Robert Mueller’s job, saying he will not hold a floor vote on the legislation even if it is approved next week in the Senate Judiciary Committee.

McConnell said the bill is unnecessary because President Donald Trump will not fire Mueller.

“We’ll not be having this on the floor of the Senate,” McConnell said on Fox News.

His comments came amid widespread opposition to the bill among members of his caucus, with several GOP senators saying the bill is unconstitutional. Others said it’s simply not good politics to try and tell Trump what to do, likening the legislation to “poking the bear.”

The bipartisan legislation was introduced last week as Trump publicly criticized Mueller, who is investigating potential ties between Russia and Trump’s 2016 campaign as well as possible obstruction of justice by the president. Trump, fuming about a raid of his personal lawyer’s office by a different division of the FBI, said last week that the Mueller investigation is “an attack on our country” and is “corrupt.”…

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And it’s not just Bought Bitch Mitch.  The usual suspects in the house are also laying the groundwork for Trump to have an excuse to obstruct the investigation.  Rachel Maddow explains in in precise detail.

If Trump does, resistance must be immediate and extreme.  Be warned!

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Apr 182018
 

It’s a seasonable day here at the CatBox.  Store to door delivered groceries, and I put them away.  Wendy is coming this evening to destink the TomCat.  I hope your day is Republican-free.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:52 (average 4:10).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (Media Matters Channel): What Alex Jones said about the Sandy Hook shooting

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

I understand that the parents of the dead children are suing that vile Republican son of a bitch. More power to them!  RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: One week after lambasting the F.B.I.’s raid on Michael D. Cohen’s office as a “fishing expedition,” Sean Hannity said that he “totally forgot,” when he made those comments, that Michael D. Cohen was his lawyer.

“When I called the raid on Michael D. Cohen’s office a ‘fishing expedition’ last week, it completely slipped my mind that my lawyer is, in fact, Michael D. Cohen,” the Fox News host told his viewers. “My bad.”

“If I had remembered at the time that Michael D. Cohen was my lawyer, and that some of the documents that were seized most likely involve me, I would of course have mentioned those things on the air,” he said. “But honestly, the name ‘Michael D. Cohen,’ and the address of his office, just did not ring a bell.”

Hannity said that his wife would “have a field day” with his forgetting Michael D. Cohen’s name, because she always teases him for “having a brain like a sieve.”

Andy, I could believe that he actually said that! RESIST!!

From TPM: Former FBI Director James Comey on Tuesday defended his editorial choice to include details in his new memoir painting President Donald Trump in an unflattering light by pointing out vestiges of his tanning habit and focusing on the size of his hands.

“I’m not making fun of the President,” Comey told NPR’s Carrie Johnson and Steve Inskeep. “I’m trying to be an author, which I’ve never been before in my life.”

Comey added that he was just trying to show readers how the world looked to him, including details to illustrate his narrative, not to belittle the President.

“By the way, not that this matters, but I found his hands to be about average in size, and so I’m not making fun of the man, I’m trying to tell the reader what’s in my head,” he said. 

By saying that Trump has average size hands Surprised smile, Comey lost all credibility. Winking smile  RESIST!!

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Apr 172018
 

Here is the one hundred twelfth article in our Republicans on Parade series, featuring individuals who personify what the Republican Party has become. Today’s honoree is Republican Representative for Arizona’s 2nd Congressional District, Martha McSally She is so honored for her Republican bigotry and hatred.

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Before she was a U.S. Representative for Arizona and a U.S. Senate candidate, Martha McSally made her name as an Air Force pilot from Rhode Island who sued the Department of Defense in 2002 to avoid having to wear an abaya off-base while stationed in Saudi Arabia. But a year later, in a commencement speech at Rhode Island College (in which she says Rhode Island is her home state), she told an Islamophobic and tasteless joke that foreshadowed her anti-immigrant, xenophobic political career.

As the recipient of an honorary degree from Rhode Island College, a public institution located in Providence, McSally told graduates that she was thankful to be “home from Saudi Arabia.” After mispronouncing the name of the college’s president, she began her address noting that she’d spent roughly 500 days deployed there over the previous two-plus years. Affecting a mocking Saudi accent, she joked that she’d been there so often that, on her last trip there, a Saudi officer had seen her and said, “Ah, welcome home.”

“I said ‘I gotta find another line of work. This is not good,” she quipped.  It went downhill from there… [emphasis added]

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Here’s The video:

Barf Bag Alert!!

Since then, McSally has remained a Muslim hating bigot, and a strong opponent of DACA, while claiming to be “moderate”.  Perhaps her fellow Republicans will goose step moderately during her parade.

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Apr 172018
 

Yesterday’s meeting was most enjoyable, but everyone thought George looked quite funny with his foot angled out to the side.  I have scheduled an appointment for George repair on Friday morning.  Today is special day in the relations between the great nation, Canada, and Politics Plus.  I intend to celebrate the occasion by having a huge plate of my special chili for supper, and I shall send a colorful green cloud north shortly afterward.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:48 (average 5:23).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From The New Yorker: Melania Trump said on Monday that she did not understand the controversy swirling around James Comey’s new memoir, because the book she is writing is “so much meaner.”

Speaking to reporters at the White House, she said that she had obtained an advance copy of Comey’s book because she “couldn’t wait to read it,” but said that she found its tone and contents disappointingly mild.

“It felt like he was pulling his punches,” she said. “No one will say that when they read my book.”

Dang, Andy! Will she tear him a new sphincter, or what? RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): President Trump Attorney Michael Cohen’s Secret ‘Client #3’ Is Sean Hannity

 

I wish I had a pair of X-Ray eyes so I could see all the redacted stuff. Do you think Hannity hired Cohen to pay hush money to James Gluckert, aka Jeff Gannon? RESIST!!

From YouTube (Vox Channel): How a warmer Arctic could intensify extreme weather

 

Has anyone seen "The Day After Tomorrow"? RESIST!!

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Apr 162018
 

I’m leaving for my meeting in a while, and this is my only article today.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:03 (average 4:51).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Short Takes:

From YouTube (NY Times Channel): A Conversation With Native Americans on Race

It’s enlightening to hear this from, the perspective of these young Natives. I would, however, like to have seen the perspectives of some older people included too. Racism is Republican. RESIST!!

 

It’s enlightening to hear this from the perspective of these young Natives. I would, however, like to have also heard the views of some older people included. Racism is Republican. RESIST!!

From YouTube (CNN Channel): Toobin: Comey’s account devastating for Trump

 

I agree with Toobin and think Trump’s bot was absurd. RESIST!!

From NY Times: President Trump’s re-election campaign has ramped up its fund-raising this year, bringing in $20.2 million, while investing heavily in cultivating a wide base of small donors, according to reports filed Sunday afternoon with the Federal Election Commission.

Anyone foolish enough to donate will find their money spent on lawyers, porn stars and hookers. RESIST!!

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New Comey Book

 Posted by at 1:18 pm  Politics
Apr 152018
 

In the last few days, two things have had Donald Trump, aka Putin’s puppet so engaged that he is apparently beside himself and constantly spewing rage.  The first is the FBI raids on his personal shyster, bag man and strong-arm man, Michael Cohen.  And the second is the contents of James Comey’s new book, A Higher Loyalty.

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President Donald Trump’s decision to fire former FBI Director James Comey last May might prove to have been one of the most consequential of his presidency. It certainly has given him a powerful enemy, one whose new book, "A Higher Loyalty," contains explosive accusations about the current White House occupant.

Given that Comey has an obvious bias against the man who terminated him, it is fair to say that the claims in the book should be taken with a grain of salt. Of course, considering that Trump himself lies so often that uttered more than 2,000 falsehoods during the first 355 days of his presidency, it’s hardly like the president has the credibility to persuasively rebut anything that Comey has written.

Here are some highlights.

1. Comey continues the legend of the "pee tape"

As The Washington Post reports:

According to Comey’s account in a new memoir, Trump “strongly denied the allegations, asking — rhetorically, I assumed — whether he seemed like a guy who needed the service of prostitutes. He then began discussing cases where women had accused him of sexual assault, a subject I had not raised. He mentioned a number of women, and seemed to have memorized their allegations.”

The January 2017 conversation at Trump Tower in Manhattan “teetered toward disaster” — until “I pulled the tool from my bag: ‘We are not investigating you, sir.’ That seemed to quiet him,” Comey writes.

Trump did not stay quiet for long. Comey describes Trump as having been obsessed with the portion dealing with prostitutes in the infamous dossier compiled by British former intelligence officer Christopher Steele, raising it at least four times with the FBI director. The document claimed that Trump had watched the prostitutes urinate on themselves in the same Moscow suite that President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama had stayed in “as a way of soiling the bed,” Comey writes.

 

Comey writes that Trump asked him to have the FBI investigate the allegations to prove they were not true, and offered varying explanations to convince him why. “I’m a germaphobe,” Trump told him in a follow-up call on Jan. 11, 2017, according to Comey’s account. “There’s no way I would let people pee on each other around me. No way.”

Comey also noted that the president’s explanation as to why this couldn’t have happened — namely that he had only stayed in the hotel room in question in order to change his clothes — didn’t actually make sense.

"I decided not to tell him that the activity alleged did not seem to require either an overnight stay or even being in proximity to the participants. In fact, though I didn’t know for sure, I imagined the presidential suite of the Ritz-Carlton in Moscow was large enough for a germaphobe to be at a safe distance from the activity," Comey wrote in his book…

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I shared only the first of six.  Click through for the other five.   In my opinion, all five are more interesting than the first.

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