According to the old Andy Williams’ song, “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”. Since the calendar tells we now need to “Deck the Halls”, it’s time to head to our attics, basements, closets or storage units and drag out our Christmas decorations. And for many of us, this will be done under the vigilant supervision and “assistance” of our Critters!
So I thought it would be helpful to see how some folks go about “Critter-Proofing Christmas Trees”. Let’s start with some of the easier ways of accomplishing this. (And click on the photo to view it full-size)
Apparently this guy has combined minimalism with his “Bah Humbug” and cheapskate spirit into one. He simply finds an entirely empty corner of his home, puts up a cardboard wall so high no one can see over it, and then just TELLS people it’s there to protect the “Christmas tree” behind it from his cats.
Keeping with that same minimalism and cheapskate spirit, you could get a tree so teeny, tiny that you can carry it around in a glass test tube with a cork stopper.
But why not simply put it outside?
Well, some owners are willing to compromise with their critters and meet them halfway
Or even more foolproof …
Or just surrender …
Others are willing to work out alternatives – like decorating a wall …
Or staying with wall-decorating if you happened to be “blessed” with large chunks of Astro-Turf …
Or maybe more artfully, a fancy picture frame, which I thought was quite lovely …
But if you desire something more three-dimensional, one of your tomato cages from summer gardening turned upside-down, and covered in an old piece of macramé and a green bath towel will do in a pinch. And if you want to be extravagant, a single strand of lights adds a nice touch without going overboard …
Then there are those who have a mean streak and substitute a cactus for the Christmas “tree”. It confronts the critters with that “I-Dare-You” feel to it …
But for those who really want an actual decorated Christmas tree, there are some options, too. Like putting it – rather than your critter – in a cage …
Or if you want to be fancier, place it in a handsome vitrine
And if you’re not lucky enough to have a handsome vitrine, Saran wrap will do nicely, thank you very much …
But for those who want a more open, genuine exposure, try enlisting a couple of vacuum cleaners to serve as sentries. (Not sure how it works with dogs, but I know my cat wouldn’t even THINK of entering the room!)
If you’re artistically inclined, you can create quite a handsome ceiling art work mimicking a Christmas tree out of ornaments …
But if you’re not artistically endowed – but are handy with tools in a “DIY” way – you can hang the tree upside down from the ceiling …
AND if you’re a truly accomplished Do-It-Yourselfer who’s exceptionally handy with tools … AND happen to have a very tall tree … AND it’s very flexible … AND you refuse to shorten it … AND you want to protect it from your pet FOX!!!
Well, there’s a solution for that one, too …
Here’s hoping all your ornaments stay in one piece, and you along with your critters enjoy Christmas in peace.
















































































