Bill Maher from 3/2

 Posted by at 1:01 pm  Politics
Mar 032018
 

It’s that time of week again, and I’m happy to share four fine video clips from Bill’s show last night.  Enjoy!

Monologue: Giving Hicks Hope

 

I sure hope Hope never mates with Jared Palin.  The progeny would be hideous!

Never Again MSD

 

Kudos to David Hogg, Cameron Kasky, and all the MSD kids, who are working so hard to transform their tragedy into a blessing for the rest of us.

Notes to Self

 

Do you think that any of those walking rectums can actually follow their note, except for Melania lying about Tiny?

New Rule: That’s Not News

 

Amen Bill! As a blogger, reporting on the pearls is easy. The hard part is finding them among the tons of shit in which they are buried.

I’ve missed Bill in recent weeks.

RESIST THE REPUBLICAN REICH!!

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  7 Responses to “Bill Maher from 3/2”

  1. Bill – Monologue – Hope Hicks vs. “giving hicks hope.” Priceless. “Jared Palin” –
    also good, worth keeping. Well, I see Bill and I are on the same page with White
    House unemployment LOL.

    Never Again – Well, they have it right. they [are supposed to] work
    for us. They clearly don’t agree, so we need to get them out and put in people who
    do agree – without crucifying those (Jeff Merkley comes to mind, with others of
    course) who DO agree. The guys also have a really good take on who knows what who
    is talking about. Outspoken, my God! But correct.

    Notes to Self – Priceless. Of course normal people also need notes to self, but they are not nearly this funny.

    New Rules – “Three losers with a combined Twitter following of their Mom” – you mean, Uday, Qusay, and Ivanka? I’ve read the Red Sparrow flick “managed to make Jennifer Lawrence uninteresting” – which would be quite an achievement if true. You know, the video I posted yesterday has a lot of dirt on a REAL Russian woman who – um – uses seduction as a weapon.

  2. Love Bill !! 
    Never Again MSD is awesome…so proud of our young generation! I have Faith in them. 20

  3. As usual, incisive, funny AF, merciless!

  4. The MSD young adults were awesome!  They were articulate, knowledgeable, a little funny, and willing to take on so called adults like the NRA flunkies, the WH, and Senator Rubio.  I even think Bill was taken aback at one point.  I have said it previously, these students give me hope! They will not be silent. They do NOT give their consent to being shot at.

    Of course Bill was funny as usual but there were a couple of things I did not understand.  For my own sake, lest I really embarrass myself, I won’t enumerate them.  I’ll just attribute it to me being a Canadian Sasquatch.

  5. Monologue: So much had happened last week that Bill had trouble cramming it all in, but he managed brilliantly. It’s worth watching this video twice because the jokes tumbled over each other at such speed that I was still laughing hard over one, almost making me miss the next one. “That’s right, Republicans, there is a president who’ll ignore the constitution and come for your guns. The one you ff-ing idiots voted for.”  Great joke, but no longer true even when Bill told it. Drumpf met with the NRA behind closed doors right after this bipartisan meeting and the NRA then let it be known that the president had changed his mind. Yup, it is clear who is really ruling the country.

    Never again MSD: This generation of young adults is one that has had to grow up fast in a world full of threat and in that respect they are very much like our (PP supporters) generation of the 60s. That give me so much hope. And I had to grin when David and Cameron said they do not respect people just because they have to, just because you have senator in front of your name…I still don’t ? Bill also made the valid point that only America see bearing a gun as their right, other countries see it as a privilege. That is a completely different mindset. I hope the MSD kids get the chance to follow through on their statement: rebuild the world that the generations before them have ff-up.

    Notes to Self: John Kelly’s ‘Unplug Nuclear Button should really be top of his ‘to-do list.

    New Rule: Spot on, Mr. Maher. Personally I skip anything that starts with “The Internet said…”, “Twitter is …”, or “People said …”. Remember Drumpf always uses that last one to spread his lies.

  6. Thanks all.  Rushing hugs! 26

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