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In stark contrast to Pres. Obama’s eloquent and heartfelt Farewell Address, the next day we were subjected to Traitorous Trump and his bigly bad “press conference” – which largely dealt with him trying to deny an unverified salacious dossier produced by a former British intelligence officer.

Of the many very believable reveals contained in that leaked dossier was that Traitorous Trump was filmed while participating in one of his pornographic proclivities: having prostitutes pee for (?on?) him while he was in his pal, Putin’s, Russia.

This perversity is referred to as a “Golden Shower” ― also known as “Water Sports”.  But we shouldn’t be too surprised about Trump’s perverse penchant – after all, Hillary warned us about those “Golden Showers” during the first Debate when she was describing his economic policies:

 

 

 

So let’s enjoy the subsequent Tweet storm his fondness for “Golden Showers” generated …

 

(Nice that the Gadsden flag is a bright, bold yellow to begin with)

And if you are planning to attend the inauguration, be sure to wear the appropriate hat (and I bet you thought I was going to say “Be sure to bring an umbrella”):

Who better than Stephen Colbert to compile almost every pun out there in an amazing “Punorama” that begins at about the 2:48 mark – and it has GREAT CC!

 

And the most recent Medal of Freedom recipient couldn’t pass up an opportunity for another wonderful prank:

But Biden wasn’t the only person in the Executive Wing to hose Trump with some wordplay.  Pres. Obama took full advantage of it in his Farewell Address.

You know how the old poem goes,

April showers

Bring May flowers

Well, if we’re lucky …

Though Golden Showers

May come your way,

They bring indictments

Sometime in May

[Disclaimer: Not miine!  Saw if in a Comment somewhere. ]

I have a couple of apropos photos to close out this Friday Fun on Trump, and I was debating which one to use.  But urine luck – I’m going to use both of them!

Hopefully this will inspire all of us for the need to …

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  7 Responses to “Friday Fun – Hope to “Shower” You with Some Fun Tweets”

  1. Thanks for the laughs.

    Have a good weekend.

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  2. The stink of the GoldenGate scandal will cling to Trump as long as he lives.  He'll never be able to relieve himself of it.

  3. You have availrd yourself of a … golden opportunity, devil

  4. omg. Hilarious. AND, priceless!

    Thanks Nameless for post. (pi(a)ssing on too. lol. 🙂

  5. Wonderful, Nameless! This post has made me so hapPEE

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