Almost every week, Republicans join a competition to see who can say the most outlandish things, and in the process, they push the envelope on just how lunatic InsaniTEA can become. I trust that you will believe it, when I tell you that last week was no exception, especially since they were competing against Hairball.
Ted Cruz is proud to stand with Donald Trump on anti-Mexican immigrant remarks.
While some of the other GOP hopefuls sought to distance themselves from Donald Trump’s remarks calling Mexican immigrants “rapists” and other kinds of criminals, not our boy Ted Cruz. He knows where his anti-immigrant bread is buttered.
“I am proud to stand with Donald Trump,” Cruz said.
After all, Trumps poll numbers have soared since he said that. What the base seems to like even more than immigrant-bashing is that the billionaire adamantly refuses to apologize, and really just does not understand what all the fuss is about…
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This is the last of eight Republican Lunacies, not counting Hairball’s, from last week alone. Click through for the other seven. Could Hairball/Uranus Inspector be the Republican ticket? Sadly, I doubt that we are do fortunate.
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We all knew that it would come to that: as soon as most of the candidates for the presidency had announced themselves, the number of lunacies each week would go up dramatically. Eight this week and probably more next week, and it's practically impossible to determine which one is the worst. Only one thing is certain, these imbecilities won't only be more numerous, they'll be worse too, the GOP clowns driving each other into a frenzy to please their ever dwindling common rabid base. Eat healthy and take some extra vitamins, you're going to need all your strength to get through the coming year.
I hope they overturn the clown car on the way to the nomination, maybe then we can rid ourselves of them.
As usual, a group worthy of the Pope's label "devil's dung"
Hoo Boy! Eight! (Well, if you count The Donald, actually nine!) That's more like it! Didn't I say it was scary when they were down to five a week? I was afraid they were starting to self-censor to win elections and scared it might work. But if they can keep this up – we are off to a good start.
Counting Hairball's lunacies, it's more like 16.
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My Dream: Since "The Donald" feels there has not been enough adoring genuflection paid to him, he bolts the Rethuglicans and forms a Third Party candidacy.
And the truly nice aspect is it’s NOT that far from the realm of possibilities!
You Go Donald!
Yes! You go Donald and form a third party candidacy. A vote for Donald, aka "hairball" is a vote for the Democratic Party.
1. Marco Rubio: a true misogynist. He wants to regulate women as second rate and having no class, no choices. Unelectable.
2. Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin: She was never that bright in the first place.
3. Louie Gohmert: Not a too bright dummy, The Pope is a scientist and has a chemistry degree. Galileo was a scientist in his day. Gohmert is a true reflection of the people who elected him in the first place, Dummies.
4. Jeb Bush: Every time he opens his mouth, his lack of intelligence utters out. Jeb is beginning to sound more and more like Gohmert everyday.
5, Duck Dynasty: What is it…? Ducks from a pond…? A bunch of quackers…?
6. Pat Buchanan: Out of touch, out of date and out of reality.
7. Rush Limbaugh: Unfettered Capitalism is Wall St., Banks. Large Corporations run amuck without regulations, restraints in place. Limpballs is as a "dung", best regulated to the crapper of an outhouse.
8. Ted Cruz: Wants to be VP under Trump.
9. Donald Trump: Where did you get your "hairball"? From the kitties! + he is an outright racist.
So Rubio wants to keep us barefoot and pregnant!
Fallin obviously got elected perhaps for her looks, certainly not her intelligence.
Gohmert is the second dumbest man in America, bad hair guy is first.
Jeb Bush, well, there is so little to add here. Productivity is at an all time high in the US while wages remain stagnant. Has none of his "brilliant advisors" told him yet?
The less said about Duck Dynasty, the better. I will probably never watch TLC or A&E again.
Pat Buchanan: We would all be better off if he let his mouth secede, too.
Rush still needs to be flushed.
Maybe Cruz could read "Cat in the Hat" to the Donald.
Rubio — Hmmm. . . what a megalomaniac presuming that as POTUS he could control the world! As if the world doesn't have a big enough population problem, Rubio wants to make things worse. Perhaps he would sign a bill outlawing viagra and forcing vasectomies on all men. If not, there's a business opportunity for manufacturing chastity belts!
Mary Fallin — She is really fallin' down on the job! How did she become governor when she doesn't know the basics of civics nor how the system works? Idiot!
Louis Goh-merde — Who let Goh-merde out of the outhouse? I think I'll nominate him for Idiot of the Year!
Jebby — "Bush immediately claimed his comment was taken out of context and misunderstood." Have you ever noticed that when a Republicanus/Teabaggerum makes a contentious comment that riles up the population, it is always 'taken out of context' and the poor bugger is sorely misunderstood? Get over it Jebby! We could smell your foul odour before you arrived.
Duck Dynasty — This idiot should do what all ducks do . . . stick his head in the water. At that point, he should depart from what all ducks do . . . he should stay under!
Pat Buchanan — An anachronism! Stupid is as stupid does!
Limbaugh — And Limbaugh is the Prince of Dung!
Cruz — Out of control! A Republicanus/Teabaggerum presidential ticet of Trump and Cruz aka Dumb and Dumber! The Racist and the Immigrant!
Oh, come on … with the endless stupidity Louie has spewed year-in-and-year-out, he's earned a much, MUCH longer reign than just "Idiot of the Year"
He at least gets "Idiot of the Decade!"
BTW – I can see why spell-check does not like "SoINeedAName" (know matter how many times I tell it to "Add to the Dictionary" – but where to they come up w/ "Sundanese" as the best alternative? I know it's a real word ("
a member of a mainly Muslim people of western Java; OR their language" … well, AFTER I looked it up), but still, seems an odd alternative.
LOL! We recognize your style and wit under any name.
Perhaps YouNeedAName!
All I can say is WOW! They are trying to out-crazy each other. Aren't they?
They are as loony as a Canadian dollar!
. . . but worth a lot less! A LOT LESS!
The clown car is full to bursting! I hope that they tip that car over into one of the tar pits!
Hairball. That’s all that needs to be said. And the Uranus Inspector would be fantastic! So EASY TO DEFEAT!