{"id":48653,"date":"2022-07-23T16:58:42","date_gmt":"2022-07-23T23:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=48653"},"modified":"2022-07-23T16:58:42","modified_gmt":"2022-07-23T23:58:42","slug":"1st-grade-reader-see-josh-run-run-josh-run-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2022\/07\/23\/1st-grade-reader-see-josh-run-run-josh-run-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"1st Grade Reader: \u201cSee Josh Run.  Run, Josh, Run\u201d [Part 1]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sadly, Josh <strong><em>\u201cHawlinass\u201d<\/em><\/strong> Hawley is my senator.\u00a0 Until Thursday he was best known for his infamous seditious fist salute to fellow seditious traitors on 1\/6\/21.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-42501\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Josh-Hawley_Salute_Nazi-Armband_dmh.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"349\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But Thursday&#8217;s J6 Hearings changed all that!\u00a0 He\u2019ll now forever be known for fleeing the traitors that he had just saluted.\u00a0 An ignominious, but oh-so-fitting, remembrance!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-48654\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Hawley_Running-from-Mob_OPT.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"339\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve all seen this clip, but I decided as a Missourian I should really try to curate some of the best mocking <strong>Sen. Hawlinass<\/strong> has been subjected to.<\/p>\n<p>There has been such a wealth of material I decided to do it in two parts \u2013 today and tomorrow (if all goes well).<\/p>\n<p>But to begin I\u2019m going to focus on the huge number of Tweets that <em>Fistpump McRunpants\u2019<\/em> has generated, with quite a few from well-known folks.\u00a0 Tomorrow will be limericks, a vocal parody of Monty Python, unique observations and quite a few graphics.\u00a0 So stay tuned!<\/p>\n<p>How fitting that Lincoln Project will lead us off:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HawleyMO?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@HawleyMO<\/a>&#39;s legacy will forever be fleeing from the same mob he helped incite. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/a3eOv84faA\">pic.twitter.com\/a3eOv84faA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ProjectLincoln\/status\/1550289140461305856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>But we also need to remember how it was (most deservedly) greeted by those in attendance at the J6 hearing &#8211; derisive laughter:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Immediate reaction to the vid: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/XAv4jc2tjr\">pic.twitter.com\/XAv4jc2tjr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Dan Przygoda (@dprzygoda) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dprzygoda\/status\/1550287028029476866?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#39;Hawling ass&#39; is now an American term&#8230;and gotta tell you&#8230;can&#39;t wait for the 2024 Senate campaign. We are never forgetting any of it <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HawleyMO?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@HawleyMO<\/a> and neither will you.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FPWellman\/status\/1550301912620310529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I don\u2019t know who put that Hawley hit out, but right now his tiny tiny testicles are a hood ornament on Liz Cheney\u2018s SUV.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheRickWilson\/status\/1550287648283148289?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Retired Officer Michael Fanone (who was beaten with pipes, stunned with a Taser and threatened with his own gun on 1\/6\/21) had this to say about Hawlinass:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I talked to former D.C. police officer Michael Fanone outside the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Jan6thHearings?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Jan6thHearings<\/a>.<br \/>Here is his response to seeing video of Sen. Josh Hawley running away from rioters after fist bumping them earlier in the day on Jan. 6 : <\/p>\n<p>&quot;Josh Hawley is a bitch&quot;, said Fanone. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/qgCPHcVh1r\">https:\/\/t.co\/qgCPHcVh1r<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/rTJoJywgY3\">pic.twitter.com\/rTJoJywgY3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; JC (@JCWhittington_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JCWhittington_\/status\/1550344370766888960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>It should be noted that he\u2019s not the only one who has called Hawley a <strong><em>BITCH:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">He isn&#39;t the only one that thinks so. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WHjW3nAod1\">pic.twitter.com\/WHjW3nAod1<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Teresa C Carter (@TeresaCCarter2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TeresaCCarter2\/status\/1550313182140502019?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>On a lighter note, George Takei weighs in:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Josh Hawley is up for re-election in 2024. Sources say he may run again.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GeorgeTakei\/status\/1550428673223819269?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Joined by Al Franken:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">That was very heavy. So, here:<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Jan6thHearings?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Jan6thHearings<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Ny6x9QeDzR\">pic.twitter.com\/Ny6x9QeDzR<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Al Franken (@alfranken) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alfranken\/status\/1550315284170477569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And this note:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Josh Hawley looked very athletic running away, didn\u2019t he? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Jan6thHearings?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Jan6thHearings<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Al Franken (@alfranken) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alfranken\/status\/1550287306178940929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">From now on, if political reporters ask Josh Hawley if he\u2019s planning to run, he\u2019s going to have to ask them to clarify.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Gregg Kilday (@gkilday) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gkilday\/status\/1550289044268994561?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I\u2019m going to tell my grandchildren this was Josh Hawley. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/qs70SCOdSW\">pic.twitter.com\/qs70SCOdSW<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/middleageriot\/status\/1550291166708617222?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>This one became so popular &#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Where does Josh Hawley like to do his shopping?<\/p>\n<p>The flee market.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Charlotte Clymer \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@cmclymer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cmclymer\/status\/1550320755325517829?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>That you can now buy it as a t-shirt&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Unfortunately, I proceeded, and now, all proceeds from this shirt will go to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TeamLPAC?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@TeamLPAC<\/a>&#39;s mission of electing queer women. First batch will close in two days and start shipping on August 1st: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tdsErB7a0c\">https:\/\/t.co\/tdsErB7a0c<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Charlotte Clymer \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@cmclymer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cmclymer\/status\/1550331498901000192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(I bought two of them!)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>On a more serious note, my Metro\u2019s main paper (<em>Kansas City Star<\/em>) published an editorial calling Hawley <em><strong>\u201ca laughingstock\u201d<\/strong><\/em>.\u00a0 Unfortunately, it\u2019s behind a serious paywall \u2013 but here are a couple of Tweets concerning it:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Josh Hawley\u2019s local newspaper, the Kansas City Star: \u201cJosh Hawley is a laughingstock\u201d, he\u2019s a \u201cfleeing coward\u201d and a \u201cshameless senator\u201d. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/cT1LpLiEOU\">pic.twitter.com\/cT1LpLiEOU<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mike Sington (@MikeSington) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MikeSington\/status\/1550551009830703105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Kansas City Star Editorial Board: &quot;Josh Hawley is a laughingstock.&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/lrcjOG9n5P\">https:\/\/t.co\/lrcjOG9n5P<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kylegriffin1\/status\/1550858274487955456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 23, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>And before I close with an extensive music interlude, I can\u2019 stress the importance of this post enough:<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Y\u2019all better run to the polls like Josh Hawley ran from the insurrection.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Stephen Groves (@stephengrovesjr) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stephengrovesjr\/status\/1550301357004972032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s been quite a few Tweets with Hawlinass\u2019 cowardly escape that have been set to music.\u00a0 Giving my hearing loss, most of it is lost on me (although I can recall some of the older tunes).\u00a0 But I decided I should share it with those whose world isn\u2019t silent:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Josh Hawley running away to a variety of soundtracks. <\/p>\n<p>Pt. 1: Chariots of Fire <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/January6thCommitteeHearing?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#January6thCommitteeHearing<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tVCf2R5tUD\">pic.twitter.com\/tVCf2R5tUD<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mallory Nees (@The_Mal_Gallery) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/The_Mal_Gallery\/status\/1550289866411634689?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And rather than post her nine other interludes, to save space just open Mallory Nees&#8217; above Tweet <em><strong>[click on the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Time &amp; Date<\/span> stamp in the lower left corner]<\/strong><\/em>, and then scroll down.\u00a0 That way it saves space, and you can pick and choose which one you want to listen to.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8230; But Wait &#8211; There&#8217;s More!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>The Lincoln Project also has quite a few musical Tweets.\u00a0 Again, I&#8217;ll let you open the first one and scroll down for the rest:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Josh Hawley running away to a variety of soundtracks. <\/p>\n<p>Pt. 2: Benny Hill Theme <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3cl6otJxiJ\">pic.twitter.com\/3cl6otJxiJ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mallory Nees (@The_Mal_Gallery) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/The_Mal_Gallery\/status\/1550290085882564608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 22, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sadly, Josh \u201cHawlinass\u201d Hawley is my senator.\u00a0 Until Thursday he was best known for his infamous seditious fist salute to fellow seditious traitors on 1\/6\/21. But Thursday&#8217;s J6 Hearings changed all that!\u00a0 He\u2019ll now forever be known for fleeing the traitors that he had just saluted.\u00a0 An ignominious, but oh-so-fitting, remembrance! I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve all <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2022\/07\/23\/1st-grade-reader-see-josh-run-run-josh-run-part-1\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[5042,5045,5043,4241,5046,5044],"class_list":["post-48653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-1-6-21","tag-hawlinass","tag-j6-hearing","tag-josh-hawley","tag-mockery","tag-running","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}