{"id":476,"date":"2010-01-09T04:23:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-09T12:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=476"},"modified":"2010-01-09T04:23:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T12:23:00","slug":"10-things-obama-could-have-done-about-the-crotch-bomber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2010\/01\/09\/10-things-obama-could-have-done-about-the-crotch-bomber\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Things Obama Could Have Done About the Crotch Bomber"},"content":{"rendered":"

I needed a smile this morning \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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    Immediately flown to Detroit to examine the underwear personally.<\/span> <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
  2. \n
    Ordered an immediate cessation of domestic underwear production and imposed a ban on imports of all underwear.<\/span> <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
  3. \n
    Bombed any facility overseas developing undergarments of any sort (aka, Weapons of Ass Destruction)<\/span> <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
  4. \n
    Declared another war on Iraq.<\/span> <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
  5. \n
    Put Vice President Biden in a secure, undisclosed location.<\/span> <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
  6. \n
    Demanded that John McCain finally reveal his secret plan to capture Osama bin Laden<\/span> <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
  7. \n
    Lowered the flag to half-staff on all Federal buildings to honor the victims of Northwest Flight 253.<\/span> <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
  8. \n
    Showed leadership by no longer wearing underpants on Air Force One.<\/span> <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
  9. \n
    Asked Donald Rumsfeld to take over the Department of Homeland Security<\/span> <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
  10. \n
    Declared Mission Accomplished.<\/span> <\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Inserted from <Daily Kos<\/a>><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I needed a smile this morning \ud83d\ude42 Immediately flown to Detroit to examine the underwear personally. Ordered an immediate cessation of domestic underwear production and imposed a ban on imports of all underwear. Bombed any facility overseas developing undergarments of any sort (aka, Weapons of Ass Destruction) Declared another war on Iraq. Put Vice President […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}