{"id":42936,"date":"2021-02-26T09:26:32","date_gmt":"2021-02-26T17:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=42936"},"modified":"2021-02-26T17:42:24","modified_gmt":"2021-02-27T01:42:24","slug":"friday-fun-cruz-hawley-greene-give-us-some-giggles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2021\/02\/26\/friday-fun-cruz-hawley-greene-give-us-some-giggles\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Fun: Cruz, Hawley &#038; Greene Give Us Some Giggles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Today I&#8217;m going to go with the low-hanging fruit \u2013 especially since there&#8217;s such an abundant crop to pick!\u00a0 Most will slant humorous, but a few have a serious message.<\/p>\n<p>We all got a chuckle when Ted Cruz was pilloried for his flight to Canc\u00fan during the winter storm that ravaged Texas.\u00a0 Ted had to slink back home with his tail tucked between his legs \u2013 but sporting a brand new hairdo!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Ted-Cruz_Cancun_Braids.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-42937\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Ted-Cruz_Cancun_Braids.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Ted-Cruz_Cancun_Braids.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Ted-Cruz_Cancun_Braids-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Ted-Cruz_Cancun_Braids-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Ted-Cruz_Cancun_Braids-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/Ted-Cruz_Cancun_Braids-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Gov. Abbott rightfully earned <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/politics\/2021\/02\/18\/frozen-windmills-arent-blame-texass-power-failure-neither-is-green-new-deal\/\"><strong><u>FOUR Pinocchios<\/u><\/strong><\/a> for his mendacious claim that frozen wind turbines were the cause of Texas&#8217; travails.<\/p>\n<p>On a serious note, the question we face as a nation is this:\u00a0 Can a country survive if it bases its decisions on lies?<\/p>\n<p>Of course, we all realize that there is more than one side to any issue.\u00a0 But republicans never seem to find a side that has even a kernel of truth to it.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, doesn&#8217;t it seem odd how wind turbines &#8220;froze&#8221; in Texas \u2013 but did just fine in frigid Iowa, Minnesota, North Dakota and Norway?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Texas Republicans:<\/em> <strong>&#8220;I&#8217;ll vote for Democrats when hell freezes over&#8221;\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Mother Nature:<\/em> <strong>&#8220;Deal!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Twitter had a few observations of the Cruz Canc\u00fan fiasco:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I wonder if <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tedcruz?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@tedcruz<\/a> has seen this. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/CmSQfZFHSL\">pic.twitter.com\/CmSQfZFHSL<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AuthorKimberley\/status\/1362495298359197702?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 18, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">President of Mexico: &quot;When Texas sends its people here, they\u2019re not bringing their best. They&#39;re bringing seditionists. They&#39;re bringing deserters. They&#39;re bringing Ted Cruz.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/davenewworld_2\/status\/1362361026646339586?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 18, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I bet if Texas renamed their power grid to uterus, the state would be regulating the shit out of it.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Irishrygirl (@irishrygirl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/irishrygirl\/status\/1362065020633427969?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 17, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>How about closing the fun part with a lively song:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Suit yourself. I think lots of folks will remember this. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/wOKzEUq2xd\">pic.twitter.com\/wOKzEUq2xd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\u270c\ud83c\udffbAmor Omnia Vincit\ud83d\udd96\ud83c\udffb\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@NativeTexan74) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NativeTexan74\/status\/1363340435754778624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 21, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>And on another serious note, Juli\u00e1n Castro had a fantastic Spot-On <em>\u201cTake Home\u201d<\/em> Message valid at any time &#8211; but particularly when a city, state or nation is faced with a crisis:<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Don\u2019t ever put people in charge of government who don\u2019t believe in government. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/mD8bk2q4gd\">pic.twitter.com\/mD8bk2q4gd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Juli\u00e1n Castro (@JulianCastro) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JulianCastro\/status\/1362219296521338885?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 18, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cDon\u2019t ever put people in charge of government who don\u2019t believe in government.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A huge &#8220;THANK YOU!&#8221; to Retired Lt. Gen. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/topic\/russel-l-honor%C3%A9\">Russel Honor\u00e9<\/a> for calling Josh Hawley a <strong><em>&#8220;Little Piece Of Sh*t&#8221;<\/em><\/strong> which ran as a chyron on Tfucker <em>(the &#8220;T&#8221; is silent)<\/em> Carlson&#8217;s show while Hawley was speaking.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><em>\u201cThis little piece of sh*t with his Yale law degree should be run out of DC and Disbarred ASAP,\u201d Honor\u00e9 wrote of Hawley in a since-deleted tweet on Jan. 12.<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">He\u2019s not wrong. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/RUyaQsgUfJ\">pic.twitter.com\/RUyaQsgUfJ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Charlie Sykes (@SykesCharlie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SykesCharlie\/status\/1362237851706998787?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 18, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Last and always least, MTG Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to block the <em><strong>Equality Act<\/strong><\/em> with language that was (while certainly in character for Greene) particularly vile and hurtful to Rep. Marie Newman whose daughter is transgender.<\/p>\n<p>So Rep. Newman did what any proud mother would do \u2013 supported her daughter.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Our neighbor, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RepMTG?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@RepMTG<\/a>, tried to block the Equality Act because she believes prohibiting discrimination against trans Americans is \u201cdisgusting, immoral, and evil.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Thought we\u2019d put up our Transgender flag so she can look at it every time she opens her door \ud83d\ude09\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dV8FatQFnx\">pic.twitter.com\/dV8FatQFnx<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Congresswoman Marie Newman (@RepMarieNewman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RepMarieNewman\/status\/1364658561809346564?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 24, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Being the petty little _____ <em>(fill-in the blank with your own X-rated epithet)<\/em>, MTG tried to retaliate using her faux &#8220;christianity&#8221; \u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Our neighbor, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RepMarieNewman?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@RepMarieNewman<\/a>, wants to pass the so-called &quot;Equality&quot; Act to destroy women\u2019s rights and religious freedoms. <\/p>\n<p>Thought we\u2019d put up ours so she can look at it every time she opens her door \ud83d\ude09\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/7joKpTh6Dc\">https:\/\/t.co\/7joKpTh6Dc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/aBGRSiIF6X\">pic.twitter.com\/aBGRSiIF6X<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (@RepMTG) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RepMTG\/status\/1364719403498164226?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 24, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>But Twitter was having none of it!<\/p>\n<p>(To understand a few of these, you should know that MTG openly and knowingly <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/news\/2021\/02\/marjorie-taylor-greene-alleged-gym-affairs\">cheated on her husband with a tantric sex cult guru and at least one other male<\/a> at the same time, and numerous times.)<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The Bible has things to say about adultery too. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/GPH7oL2EmM\">https:\/\/t.co\/GPH7oL2EmM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; minnesorta (@minnesorta) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/minnesorta\/status\/1364759414469767172?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 25, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><strong>SORRY &#8211; I don&#8217;t know how to get rid of the lead &#8220;Blank&#8221; source Tweet<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/zjjcOmzOis\">pic.twitter.com\/zjjcOmzOis<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Butt\u2603\ufe0fMusic (@pdepue) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pdepue\/status\/1364946541392330754?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 25, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/7w1qCvC6sg\">pic.twitter.com\/7w1qCvC6sg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; kelseylizanne (@kelseylizanne) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kelseylizanne\/status\/1364980616517853189?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 25, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/DlEH4WQesA\">pic.twitter.com\/DlEH4WQesA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; C\u0394SH (@CashStephens_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CashStephens_\/status\/1364875426179538944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 25, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/wiU01nbuBq\">pic.twitter.com\/wiU01nbuBq<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \u1d18\u1d07\u0280\ua730\u1d07\u1d0b\u1d1b\u026a\u1d0f\u0274 \u1d05\u1d07\ua731\u026a\u0262\u0274 (@P3RF3KT) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/P3RF3KT\/status\/1364866821682327554?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 25, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I was inspired to create my own sign, but since I don&#8217;t belong to Twitter I&#8217;ll have to be content to post it here.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/MTG-Greene_Sign_Homophobe.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-42938\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/MTG-Greene_Sign_Homophobe.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"453\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/MTG-Greene_Sign_Homophobe.png 453w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/MTG-Greene_Sign_Homophobe-300x266.png 300w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/MTG-Greene_Sign_Homophobe-150x133.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 453px) 100vw, 453px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So while I&#8217;ve lost a great source for mocking <strong><em>(ByeDon!)<\/em><\/strong>, it looks like Cruz, Hawley and Greene will be picking up the slack!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Today I&#8217;m going to go with the low-hanging fruit \u2013 especially since there&#8217;s such an abundant crop to pick!\u00a0 Most will slant humorous, but a few have a serious message. We all got a chuckle when Ted Cruz was pilloried for his flight to Canc\u00fan during the winter storm that ravaged Texas.\u00a0 Ted had <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2021\/02\/26\/friday-fun-cruz-hawley-greene-give-us-some-giggles\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[4287,4241,4288,4285,4276],"class_list":["post-42936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-gov-abbott","tag-josh-hawley","tag-mtg-greene","tag-ted-cruz","tag-texas","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}