{"id":41166,"date":"2020-09-18T14:50:19","date_gmt":"2020-09-18T21:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=41166"},"modified":"2020-09-18T14:50:19","modified_gmt":"2020-09-18T21:50:19","slug":"friday-fun-always-count-on-our-pooties-for-a-smile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2020\/09\/18\/friday-fun-always-count-on-our-pooties-for-a-smile\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Fun: Always Count on Our Pooties for A Smile"},"content":{"rendered":"

We Have GOT<\/span> to Review Those Infantry Applications Closer …<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Making Under the Bed an Even BETTER<\/span> Hiding Place<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Target … ACQUIRED<\/span>!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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NO!\u00a0 I Do NOT<\/span> Want to Go to the Orthodontist Today!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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When the Dog Swipes a Single<\/em> Bite of the Cat’s Food, You’re Going to Hear About It …<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Arrival Time at the Vets<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I Have NO Doubt That This Has Happened to Every Pootie Owner After Spending Some Big Bucks on A Special Toy …<\/strong><\/p>\n

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They May Not Be Opposable, But Still …<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Who Knew There Were Luxurious Cat Spas …<\/strong><\/p>\n

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For A Pootie This Cute, I’d Fall for It<\/strong><\/p>\n

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It’s Always A Treat When the Bearded Lady from the Circus Visits …<\/strong><\/p>\n

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And for My Next Magic Trick, I’ll Reattach the Head …<\/strong><\/p>\n

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No, Fluffy – I Do NOT<\/span> Think The Birds Are Going to Fall For That …<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I See Years of Therapy Ahead for An Identity Crisis THIS<\/span> Profound …<\/strong><\/p>\n

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And Finally, to All Who Have Ever Had a Pootie in Our Lives, This Is A Wise Warning for All Us<\/strong><\/p>\n

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We Have GOT to Review Those Infantry Applications Closer … Making Under the Bed an Even BETTER Hiding Place Target … ACQUIRED! NO!\u00a0 I Do NOT Want to Go to the Orthodontist Today! When the Dog Swipes a Single Bite of the Cat’s Food, You’re Going to Hear About It … Arrival Time at the […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[4111,4112],"class_list":["post-41166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-cats","tag-pooties","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}