{"id":41018,"date":"2020-09-04T17:38:52","date_gmt":"2020-09-05T00:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=41018"},"modified":"2020-09-04T17:38:52","modified_gmt":"2020-09-05T00:38:52","slug":"friday-fun-no-soup-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2020\/09\/04\/friday-fun-no-soup-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Fun: NO SOUP FOR YOU!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As Trump continues to unravel at breakneck speed, he&#8217;s starting to get comfortable with his true inner-self and transitioning into the real Nazi we all know he is \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Seinfeld_Soup-Nazi_NO-Soup_OPT.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41019\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Seinfeld_Soup-Nazi_NO-Soup_OPT.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"398\" height=\"249\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The <strong><em>Soup Nazi<\/em><\/strong>, that is.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s going to be a Sisyphean task to try and rank all of Trump&#8217;s Idiotic Statements, but the one just a couple of days ago has got to at least <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/opinions\/2020\/09\/02\/terrible-dangers-weaponized-soup\/\">rank in the Top 100<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><em>\u201cAnd you have people coming over with bags of soup \u2014 big bags of soup.\u00a0 And they lay it on the ground, and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops, at our police. \u00a0And if it hits you, that\u2019s worse than a brick because that\u2019s got force. \u00a0It\u2019s the perfect size. \u00a0It\u2019s, like, made perfect. \u00a0And when they get caught, they say, \u2018No, this is just soup for my family. \u00a0And the media says, \u2018This is just soup.\u2019\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/01_Soup_Antifa_Brick.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41021\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/01_Soup_Antifa_Brick.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"526\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/01_Soup_Antifa_Brick.jpg 526w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/01_Soup_Antifa_Brick-300x274.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/01_Soup_Antifa_Brick-150x137.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t believe me that anyone could say something <em><u>that<\/u><\/em> stupid, here&#8217;s the official White House transcript:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/A_Soup_Alphabet_Statement.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41027\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/A_Soup_Alphabet_Statement.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/A_Soup_Alphabet_Statement.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/A_Soup_Alphabet_Statement-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/A_Soup_Alphabet_Statement-150x100.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><u>(SIDEBAR<\/u>:\u00a0 You know what happens after Trump eats a huge bowl of alphabet soup?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>(He has a vowel movement.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Once again, the Twitterverse stepped up and did what it does best \u2013 make a total mockery of Trump&#8217;s stupidity.<\/p>\n<p>Truth be told, it shocked me to learn that Sec. of Commerce Wilbur Ross is an Anarchist \u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/02_Soup_Wilbur-Ross_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41022\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/02_Soup_Wilbur-Ross_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"854\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/02_Soup_Wilbur-Ross_2.jpg 854w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/02_Soup_Wilbur-Ross_2-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/02_Soup_Wilbur-Ross_2-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/02_Soup_Wilbur-Ross_2-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 854px) 100vw, 854px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But who knew those cute Campbell&#8217;s kids were Antifa?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/03_Soup_Campbell-Kid_Antifa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41023\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/03_Soup_Campbell-Kid_Antifa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"406\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/03_Soup_Campbell-Kid_Antifa.jpg 406w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/03_Soup_Campbell-Kid_Antifa-254x300.jpg 254w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/03_Soup_Campbell-Kid_Antifa-127x150.jpg 127w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 406px) 100vw, 406px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But you don&#8217;t have to feel left out of the protests \u2013 you, too, can stock an arsenal of soups, just like the rest of the Antifa movement.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/04_Soup_Pantry-Arsenal_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/04_Soup_Pantry-Arsenal_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/04_Soup_Pantry-Arsenal_2.jpg 375w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/04_Soup_Pantry-Arsenal_2-234x300.jpg 234w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/04_Soup_Pantry-Arsenal_2-117x150.jpg 117w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Why, here&#8217;s an example of budding Anarchist <em>&#8220;souper&#8221;<\/em> soldier:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My man Andy starting an early sleeper cell of souper-soldiers. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/bagsofsoup?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#bagsofsoup<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/m87iiO41LA\">pic.twitter.com\/m87iiO41LA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; CanerdianGirl thanks you for wearing a mask (@CanerdianGirl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CanerdianGirl\/status\/1300944633103634435?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 1, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>But when you&#8217;re coming home from the grocery store with your larder \u2013 please drive carefully!<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Police pulled over local man for a minor traffic violation and were stunned to find <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/bagsofsoup?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#bagsofsoup<\/a> and soup making materials in the trunk of his car. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/B9g0Benoj9\">pic.twitter.com\/B9g0Benoj9<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mark Horstmeier (@solargroovy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solargroovy\/status\/1300949148540125184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 2, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And be aware: Now that Trump has spilled the beans (no pun intended), QAnon, Boogaloo Bois and other right-wingers have been alerted \u2013 and are spreading the word about our secret weapons:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">And it&#39;s not just clear broths and noodle soups. Some of them are using creamy soups and even stews to commit their atrocities! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/VI0zJmB7u6\">https:\/\/t.co\/VI0zJmB7u6<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; joecello666 (@joecello666) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/joecello666\/status\/1301040018526334977?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 2, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>A word to those on a budget when stocking up: The powers that be at Antifa are cutting back on our supply allowances:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">ATTENTION ANTIFA EMPLOYEES:<\/p>\n<p>Due to budget constraints, we ask that you please use only store brand canned soup. Any added costs from buying name brands, such as Progresso, Campbells, Wolfgang Puck or Amy\u2019s Organic, will be deducted from your paycheck. <\/p>\n<p>Thank you<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Butternut Squash \ud83d\ude37 (@justabutternut) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/justabutternut\/status\/1300935659511742465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 1, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>(I have to admit that I, myself, stopped carrying mace a couple years back.\u00a0 I now pack a can of Progresso Cream of Mushroom.\u00a0 It delivers a doozy of a wallop!)<\/p>\n<p>You know what the NRA always says: <strong><em>&#8220;The only way to stop a bad guy with a can of soup is a good guy with a can of soup.&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/05_Soup_Gun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41025\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/05_Soup_Gun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"545\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/05_Soup_Gun.jpg 545w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/05_Soup_Gun-300x264.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/05_Soup_Gun-150x132.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 545px) 100vw, 545px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Being a strong gun control proponent, I have to admit I stewed a long time about posting that one.)<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re worried about Trump setting Federal forces after us, be comforted knowing the Trumpkins haven&#8217;t seen anything yet!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/06_Soup_Catapult_Not-Seen-Yet.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-41026\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/06_Soup_Catapult_Not-Seen-Yet.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"485\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/06_Soup_Catapult_Not-Seen-Yet.png 485w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/06_Soup_Catapult_Not-Seen-Yet-300x297.png 300w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/06_Soup_Catapult_Not-Seen-Yet-150x148.png 150w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/06_Soup_Catapult_Not-Seen-Yet-96x96.png 96w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/06_Soup_Catapult_Not-Seen-Yet-24x24.png 24w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/06_Soup_Catapult_Not-Seen-Yet-36x36.png 36w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/06_Soup_Catapult_Not-Seen-Yet-48x48.png 48w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/06_Soup_Catapult_Not-Seen-Yet-64x64.png 64w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Believe me \u2013 it&#8217;s a fantastic weapon!\u00a0 It will show them <u>NO<\/u> mercy \u2026 not even a ladle bit!<\/p>\n<p>That reminds me back when restaurants were open (and I had hearing), a waitress taking my order asked me &#8220;Soup or salad?&#8221;\u00a0 I told her, &#8220;No, the regular salad will be just fine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I want to leave you with a couple of questions to mull over:<\/p>\n<p>If you boil a couple of funny bones, does it then become a laughingstock?<\/p>\n<p>(Oh, come on \u2026 You gotta agree that was humerus.)<\/p>\n<p>Do you know what the difference between roast beef and pea soup is?<\/p>\n<p>Anyone can roast beef.<\/p>\n<p>Are you pointing to the Exit for me?\u00a0 Remember, I&#8217;ll be here all week.\u00a0 Try the fish, and be sure to tip your waitstaff.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As Trump continues to unravel at breakneck speed, he&#8217;s starting to get comfortable with his true inner-self and transitioning into the real Nazi we all know he is \u2026 The Soup Nazi, that is. 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