{"id":40932,"date":"2020-08-29T13:36:45","date_gmt":"2020-08-29T20:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=40932"},"modified":"2020-08-29T13:36:45","modified_gmt":"2020-08-29T20:36:45","slug":"a-new-miracle-drug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2020\/08\/29\/a-new-miracle-drug\/","title":{"rendered":"A New Miracle Drug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this commercial for a drug whose time is now.\u00a0 Even if it is not for you, I&#8217;m sure you know people &#8211; possibly even family members, who absolutely could benefit from it.\u00a0 You will thank me for sharing this commercial message:<\/p>\r\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/D-043RwYOck\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\r\n<p>Transcript:<\/p>\r\n<p>Are you bored and disinterested in things that used to seem important like the President using his levers of power to ensure reelection? Ask your doctor about Notnormalzol\u00ae. Notnormalzol\u00ae is a prescription strength slap to the face that will leave you renewed and reminded that crimes are illegal. Notnormalzol\u00ae has also been found effective against thinking that treason is no biggie, also known as Bill Barr syndrome. Here&#8217;s how it works: Notnormalzol\u00ae contains fast acting Slapicin\u00ae, which penetrates the outrage fatigue cortex to stimulate your dormant whatthehellabellum. Side effects of Notnormalzol\u00ae may include bruising and not shutting up about the Postmaster General saying he&#8217;s optimizing the Postal Service. (&#8220;Is that what stealing mailboxes and stacking them like cordwood means? HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK i AM?!! What&#8217;s happened to my country!! I can&#8217;t take this any more!! [slap] Ow.&#8221;) Ask your doctor if Notnormalzol\u00ae is right for you. And ask him who he voted for. Warning: Notnormalzol\u00ae should always be taken with alcohol.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this commercial for a drug whose time is now.\u00a0 Even if it is not for you, I&#8217;m sure you know people &#8211; possibly even family members, who absolutely could benefit from it.\u00a0 You will thank me for sharing this commercial message: Transcript: Are you bored and disinterested in things that used to <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2020\/08\/29\/a-new-miracle-drug\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}