{"id":40617,"date":"2020-08-02T19:59:30","date_gmt":"2020-08-03T02:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=40617"},"modified":"2020-08-02T19:59:30","modified_gmt":"2020-08-03T02:59:30","slug":"sunday-smiles-tweets-to-hopefully-tickle-your-funny-bone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2020\/08\/02\/sunday-smiles-tweets-to-hopefully-tickle-your-funny-bone\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Smiles: Tweets to Hopefully Tickle Your Funny Bone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Funny-Bone_Humerus-Humorous.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-40618\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Funny-Bone_Humerus-Humorous.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"289\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Funny-Bone_Humerus-Humorous.jpg 289w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Funny-Bone_Humerus-Humorous-150x134.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 289px) 100vw, 289px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No doubt we&#8217;ve all hit our &#8220;funny bone&#8221; at one time or another.\u00a0 So what is your &#8220;funny bone&#8221;?\u00a0 Well, actually it&#8217;s not a bone \u2013 it&#8217;s a nerve.\u00a0 Specifically the ulnar that runs from your neck to your hand.\u00a0 And like most nerves it&#8217;s protected by bones, muscles &amp; ligaments.<\/p>\n<p>BUT when it passes through the elbow in the cubital canal at the end of the humerus <em>(humerus \u2013 &#8220;humorous&#8221; \u2026 get it?)<\/em> it&#8217;s only protected by skin.\u00a0 So when you bump it you experience that trifecta of numbness, tingling and PAIN.<\/p>\n<p>Always curious why they call it the &#8220;funny bone&#8221; \u2013 because there&#8217;s nothing &#8220;funny&#8221; about it.\u00a0 I just like puns.<\/p>\n<p><em>(If you&#8217;re wondering why it&#8217;s so late, it&#8217;s because my relatives unexpectedly stopped over this afternoon for a surprise visit to enjoy a break in the weather from the oppressive heat we&#8217;ve been suffering through.\u00a0 Being the good host that I am, we all enjoyed a few libations.\u00a0 &#8220;And a good time was had by all&#8230;.&#8221;)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>On to the hopefully &#8220;humorous&#8221; part.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve curated a few Tweets the tickled my &#8220;funny bone&#8221; <em>(humerus \u2013 &#8220;humorous&#8221; \u2026 get it?)<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The first captures a question I&#8217;ve actually long wondered about:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">How is it every picture of Jared looks like it\u2019s from The Omen III? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Vm1Eec9ttr\">pic.twitter.com\/Vm1Eec9ttr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Schooley (@Rschooley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Rschooley\/status\/1248323266814439424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 9, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em>Next are the McCloskeys \u2013 the Bonnie &amp; Clyde couple of the uber-rich in St. Louis.\u00a0 Not that threateningly waving around a AR-15 rifle and a semiautomatic handgun is particularly amusing \u2013 but I found this likely conversation pretty funny:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;I don&#39;t have my keys, do you?&quot;<br \/>&quot;No, you said &#39;get your gun, we&#39;re going to threaten some black people&#39; I assumed that meant you had the keys!&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/JN83YWcICp\">pic.twitter.com\/JN83YWcICp<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JElvisWeinstein\/status\/1277647700335321091?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 29, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not all that often that a typo, especially from the prestigious BBC, is both accurate <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>AND<\/em><\/span> entertaining \u2013 but it perfectly pegs that UK right-wing Brexiter Nigel Farage perfectly:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Well done typo. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/1iXlsjkDOb\">pic.twitter.com\/1iXlsjkDOb<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Facts Central (@StillDelvingH) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/StillDelvingH\/status\/1282006108559867904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 11, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And for all the Trumpkin idiots who refuse to wear a mask \u2013 but think actual TRUE Patriots wearing a mask will protect them \u2026 a lesson they might actually understand:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Passenger: why should I have to wear a mask if yours works?<\/p>\n<p>Driver: damn good point *turns off headlights* <\/p>\n<p>Passenger: what are you doing it\u2019s dark<\/p>\n<p>Driver: chill the other cars have them on<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PleaseBeGneiss\/status\/1283243911427715072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 15, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s NEVER a good idea to use <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/politics\/2020\/07\/10\/trump-campaign-warns-that-biden-presidency-could-be-dangerous-violent-trumps\/#comments-wrapper\">ominous video clips from YOUR tenure to try and cast blame on your opponent:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When you use images from your own presidency to warn of what would happen if your opponent won <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/DFtOYu4WuO\">pic.twitter.com\/DFtOYu4WuO<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Taniel (@Taniel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Taniel\/status\/1285351391628857348?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 20, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Couldn&#8217;t pass up at least one <em>&#8220;Pick the Elephant&#8221;<\/em> Cognitive Test Tweet:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Jimmy Carter was a Naval Acad Grad, studied nuclear physics and served on \u2018Seawolf.\u2019 Bill Clinton was a Yale Law Grad &amp; Rhodes Scholar at Oxford. Barack Obama was President of Harvard Law Review. Trump can pick out an Elephant from a sketch on a good day, maybe. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realDonaldTrump?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@realDonaldTrump<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CaslerNoel\/status\/1286324705297866753?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 23, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Fucker<\/span> Tucker Carlson has certainly had a rough past few weeks \u2013 and deservedly so!\u00a0 But I echo the poster&#8217;s sentiment: <strong><em>&#8220;And the downside is \u2026?&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Tucker Carlson: &quot;If Democrats take both the Senate and the White House, and they could, you will not recognize America a year from now&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/fjcFP15g3E\">https:\/\/t.co\/fjcFP15g3E<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Media Matters (@mmfa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mmfa\/status\/1286464799988162560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 24, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve all read that Melania, realizing her time in the White House is limited, has decided to undertake a Rose Garden renovation.\u00a0 But you&#8217;ve probably not seen a preview of her plans \u2026 yet:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Melania demonstrates her plan for the flowers in the Rose Garden. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/4xSzDmnFH3\">pic.twitter.com\/4xSzDmnFH3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BettyBowers\/status\/1287808334557577221?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 27, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Even those who might not be medically oriented, you&#8217;ll still have to wonder about this:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">JUST IN: Scientist have confirmed a new development in COVID-19; with the announcement of Rep. Louis Gohmert of Texas contracting the virus; the CDC can now confirm that \u201c&#8230;the virus can jump species from human to whatever Rep. Louis Gohmert is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Developing.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; YS (@NYinLA2121) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NYinLA2121\/status\/1288526402489180161?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 29, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And staying on that medical theme \u2013 another <em>&#8220;Is That Even Anatomically Possible?&#8221;<\/em> head-scratcher.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Republican politician Louie Gohmert, who claims to have caught COVID-19 from wearing a mask, is now claiming he got pregnant after several people told him to go fuck himself.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/middleageriot\/status\/1288952338141581315?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 30, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No doubt we&#8217;ve all hit our &#8220;funny bone&#8221; at one time or another.\u00a0 So what is your &#8220;funny bone&#8221;?\u00a0 Well, actually it&#8217;s not a bone \u2013 it&#8217;s a nerve.\u00a0 Specifically the ulnar that runs from your neck to your hand.\u00a0 And like most nerves it&#8217;s protected by bones, muscles &amp; ligaments. 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