{"id":40046,"date":"2020-06-05T15:30:31","date_gmt":"2020-06-05T22:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=40046"},"modified":"2020-06-05T16:09:47","modified_gmt":"2020-06-05T23:09:47","slug":"friday-fun-he-hates-being-called-bunker-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2020\/06\/05\/friday-fun-he-hates-being-called-bunker-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Fun: He HATES Being Called “Bunker Boy”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey, Ivanka \u2013 Where’s Your Pa?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Hiding in the Bunker! HA! HA! HA!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Turning off all the lights and heading down to the basement to avoid Trick-or-Treaters might work on Halloween. But when the country you’re supposed to be leading is facing a global Pandemic that has killed over 100,000 Americans, leading to near Depression level unemployment and economic catastrophe \u2013 hiding in a bunker will simply not work in trying to ignore the racial chaos that you yourself helped create.<\/p>\n

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And yet the man who thinks a mask makes him look “weak” is now cowering \u2026 errr<\/em>, I mean “inspecting” the White House Bunker.<\/p>\n

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In fact VP Pence snapped a candid shot of him giving the floor a close-up examination:<\/p>\n

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It’s clear that this new “Bunker Boy”<\/em><\/strong> sobriquet is driving him crazy! So let’s give him a shove<\/em> in that direction!<\/p>\n

In heading down to the Bunker and turning out the lights in the White House, Trump was able to set a couple of records:<\/p>\n

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And who could imagine that the Simpsons<\/em> TV show would be able to actually predict history? Other than for a president’s funeral, the lights of the White House remain lit all the time \u2026 except when Bunker Boy<\/em><\/strong> is cowering.<\/p>\n

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Fortunately, Melania was there to help him down those scary stairs \u2026<\/p>\n

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And he at least did bring his Bunker Inspector<\/em> hat with him \u2026<\/p>\n

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But his only real concern was his own personal safety \u2026<\/p>\n

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In fact, here he is peeking out to see if the coast is clear \u2026<\/p>\n

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Looks like we’re not the only ones who got a good laugh from Bunker Boy’s<\/em><\/strong> cowardice \u2026<\/p>\n

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And I think we can all imagine John McCain voicing these closing thoughts up in heaven \u2026<\/p>\n

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BONUS<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

I’ve seen what’s described as a great song parody of Bunker Boy<\/em><\/strong>. Obviously I’ll have to take other folks’ word for it \u2013 but I’m sure you’ll enjoy it:<\/p>\n